The CFDA Fashion Awards were held in New York last night giving celebrities a chance to wear weird, expensive shit and pretend it doesn’t make them look like androgynous butlers from the future and/or the walking dead. So, armed with that information, of course Lady Gaga was the main event and regaled everyone with her ability to wear a blue wig AND hold an invisible wine glass. I hear Miranda Kerr almost gasped until she remembered gasping is so last year. Although, GaGa would later be upstaged at the after-party by drunk Kanye and his backwards baseball cap with diamond strap, the perfect fusion of form and function. “DIAMONDS MAKE MY SHINY HAT NOT FALL, YO!!!!”
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aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnd pout! perfect!
The grandma twin on the right almost looks human.
I guess Ambrosia never had any gas or grass. Cost her a whole ass to get there.
I think this might the most normal she’s been seen in public.
The Olsen’s have spotted the mountain of cocaine in the corner of the room…
I see these two and I just think ‘cats’ lots and lots of fucking cats.
compound fracture in 5-4-3-
Tom Cruise Syndrome
total freak, but nice tits.
Honestly was kinda meh about her another attention whore but now I think she may have issues seeing the way she is taking her attention whoring to the extreme even worse then all those so called reality stars… Are we going to have another celeb break down soon??
If it means an abrupt conclusion to her music career, I am all for it.
What an asshole.
Lego head.
The one on the right is aging more quickly than the other one.
CFDA must stand for Chris, Fucking Die Already.
I can never tell which one is the real one and which one is the clone.
Ah, the schnozz in profile. That’s a man beak.
Hmmm…now let me see. This wax douchebag statue has the Morris Day shoes, but the George Hamilton tan and dinner jacket…the jeans off the floor at the Salvation Army store and some dollar store bracelets. The hat I just can’t figure out! Whoa, wait a minute! This is Kanye West.
Egotastic has the full nipple slip if you are looking for gag, er I mean fap material.
Egotastic has the full nipple slip if you are looking for gag, er I mean fap material.
Those aren’t shoes. She just confused a very modern design in stepping stools for shoes.
Why do they always look frighten in every picture they are in?
A woman who has precisely 1 talent – the strange ability to elongate the length of time the very last second of her 15 minutes of fame is taking to tick over.
She is putting her paws up, “Cause she was born this way.”
She does have an ass where you can bounce a quarter off of it.
Who brought their maid? That’s tacky.
She looks like the transvestite clepto in that old Been Caught Stealing video.
One last season of Entourage => Cinemax late night by 2012
I so want her to break her foot off in Justin Bieber’s ass.
Why are her tiny eyes so far apart on her big head?
Her lips called. She forgot to take them with her to this event.
This talentless hack deserves a swift kick in the cock!
where’s the nips?
Paris Hiltons lazy eye called. it wants to hang out with J.A’s lazy eye.
Oompa loompa porn seems like such a niche market but I have to applaud her effort to expand her fan base.
Come play with us. For ever…..and ever…….and ever.
why would anyone clone a Joker killing hobbit looking piece of shit that hasn’t had work in years?
Awful shoes :S
Can this bitch get any uglier? and I see she’s still ripping of Madonna
So the twins in The Shining recovered from their injuries and grew up?
She won the ‘CFDA Fashion Icon Award’. Apparently, they spent as much time looking up ‘icon’ as Alannis did looking up ‘ironic’.
“Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit”
She reminds me of that terrible mean old lady from the old 007 ‘From Russia With Love’
The Joker…..post-op
Lego Head and shiiiiiiiiiiit
Yup. That’s a dude.
The ghost of Christmas present and present.
Gaga turned him down.
That check better not bounce Kanye.
How did this normal looking person get in here?
the hell is her baby toe doing?