Lady Gaga & The CFDA Fashion Awards

June 7th, 2011 // 194 Comments

The CFDA Fashion Awards were held in New York last night giving celebrities a chance to wear weird, expensive shit and pretend it doesn’t make them look like androgynous butlers from the future and/or the walking dead. So, armed with that information, of course Lady Gaga was the main event and regaled everyone with her ability to wear a blue wig AND hold an invisible wine glass. I hear Miranda Kerr almost gasped until she remembered gasping is so last year. Although, GaGa would later be upstaged at the after-party by drunk Kanye and his backwards baseball cap with diamond strap, the perfect fusion of form and function. “DIAMONDS MAKE MY SHINY HAT NOT FALL, YO!!!!”

Photo: Getty, Splash News

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  1. Chloe Sevigny CFDA
    yup
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    Looking for cum.

  2. Emmanuelle Chriqui CFDA
    yup
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    Fake tits but I’ll jerk it anyway.

  3. Lady Gaga CFDA Nipple
    Hugh Gentry
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    nice rack

  4. Lady Gaga CFDA Nipple
    It had to be said
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    If I scroll the screen up to cut off the head, then keep repeating “Dita Von Teese, Dita Von Teese” in my head while I fap this picture is perfect. Otherwise, what the hell?

  5. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen CFDA
    bethy
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    Edie and Little Edie need to hire a damn tailor.

  6. Kirsten Dunst CFDa
    It had to be said
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    Jawohl Meine Frau! On my knees, jawohl!

    Oh, Kiki, you are a dirty German domina.

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    bethy
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    Is it still haute couture when someone has to hold your hand the whole time so you can walk without falling?

  8. Kanye West Karolina Kurkova CFDA
    Cock Dr
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    Famous fashion model Karolina K. looks like a big nosed horse here. What the hell happened?
    Will ignore clasping drunk douche…..perhaps it will go away quietly if we don’t pay it any attention.

  9. Kirsten Dunst CFDA
    pumpkin
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    It would look cute if it wasn’t so ill-fitting… Oh, wait… That’s not Annie Lenox!!

  10. Karolina Kurkova CFDA
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    Kylie Minogue rocked that look first in 2001.

  11. Kanye West Karolina Kurkova CFDA
    bethy
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    They both lost bets and had to wear something of their mother’s.

  12. Chloe Sevigny CFDA
    It had to be said
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    She looks like Drew Barrymore. That is all.

  13. Emmanuelle Chriqui CFDA
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    I guess when you go to the can wearing that dress, you make sure not to drop the end of it into the bowl and flush. Imagine being dragged to a swirly death, bashing your head open on the toilet tank?

  14. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen CFDA
    pumpkin
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    Hey look! – It’s the Full House chick and her ventriloquist doll!

  15. Lady Gaga CFDA Nipple
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    Smurfette?

  16. Lady Gaga CFDA Nipple
    DOucHe BaGELs
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    I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes.

  17. Jessica Alba CFDA
    It had to be said
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    I think she was on the train with me this morning. Reading Redbook while leading in to work. Celebrities: they’re just like us.

  18. Kirsten Dunst CFDa
    DOucHe BaGELs
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    Talk about a really feminine looking dude.

  19. Anderson Cooper CFDA
    It had to be said
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    He was actually Kanye’s date . . . And when Kanye tells Cooper “Imma let you finish” it takes on a whole new meaning!

  20. Kanye West Karolina Kurkova CFDA
    It had to be said
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    So, she’s wearing a modified burqa? Uh. Good look?

  21. Chloe Sevigny CFDA
    Martinkle
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    Well, Eddie Van Halen, that’s one way to attempt to reignite interest in the band

  22. Lady Gaga CFDA Nipple
    It had to be said
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    You should see when she sits down. Need that leather chair aerated?

  23. Lady Gaga CFDA Nipple
    It had to be said
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    Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.

  24. Lady Gaga CFDA Nipple
    Martinkle
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    Reminds me a little of Susan Sarandon in this pic

  25. It had to be said

    Sheesh. Were there really only seven people at this event? Because there are only like seven people in the pictures . . .

  26. Lady Gaga CFDA Nipple
    She Look-a Like-a Man
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    I don’t care what ANYone says; that, is a man! I truly don’t know who it thinks its kidding. Nasty.

  27. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen CFDA
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    Who would have ever thought that Afghan girl in the famous National Geographic photo would grow up to be an Olsen twin?

  28. Kirsten Dunst CFDA
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    I like Diane Keaton better as a 65 year old brunette.

  29. Richard McBeef

    The only way I would find Lady Gaga interesting was if she was a participant in the DVDA fashion awards.

  30. Sporange

    When did Andy Dick have a sex change?

  31. Kanye West CFDA
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    Popeye may get mighty from spinach, but Kanye has an endless supply of his own semen. Don’t mess wit Kanye!

  32. Miranda Kerr CFDA
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    I want to dimple-fuck her.

  33. Doutzen Kroes CFDA
    Cock Dr
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    Less of dumpy knocked up Alba & more of this please.

  34. Alessandra Ambrosio CFDA
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    That’s quite a fancy sybian she’s about to mount.

  35. Lady Gaga CFDA Nipple
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    Her dress reminds me of the time I played motorboat with a paper shredder. That’s a mistake you only make once or twice.

  36. Kirsten Dunst CFDa
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    Sorry, the John Adams mini-series has already been cast.

  37. Gerard Butler Kanye West CFDA
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    “Paris in the springtime? Hold on….no, Kanye, your ass smells like poo.”
    “Ha. I got y’all to smell my ass.”

  38. Kanye West Karolina Kurkova CFDA
    Sir-rough-a-lot
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    Whats with the Napoleon loafers with baseball caps?

  39. Jessica Alba CFDA
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    I’ll bet she was going around the party, telling everyone she went to Yale.

  40. Miranda Kerr CFDA
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    Don’t step on the “x”! That’s where they drop the anvil.

  41. Miranda Kerr CFDA
    Blas
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    She really is milking those babies for all they are worth, huh?

  42. Lady Gaga CFDA Nipple
    Deacon Jones
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    What the hell is Mr. Bean doing there?

  43. Lady Gaga CFDA Nipple
    m3essential
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    how can her left nipple not be showing? not even a hint of areola. Is it on the underside of that tit? has she had them surgically removed? inquiring minds need to know, dammit!

    meh. I’m over it now.

    • Jon

      This is why I never even noticed the spikes until someone above mentioned them. The odds for that guys heterosexuality aren’t good.

  44. Anderson Cooper CFDA
    Hemingway
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    He looks like he has something stuck up his ass…wait…

  45. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen CFDA
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    In her defense, the California condor is a protected species, so there’s nothing she can do about the nest on her head.

  46. Lady Gaga CFDA Nipple
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    I get it, you’re not into anal.

  47. Kirsten Dunst CFDA
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    I get it, you are into anal.

  48. Kanye West CFDA
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    “Awww shit, man, I just came in my pants again.”

  49. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen CFDA
    m3essential
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    ARGHHH!!! Giant footed elves!

    Aslan!!

  50. Chloe Sevigny CFDA
    moop
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    you should put a NSFW star over her FACE!

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