The CFDA Fashion Awards were held in New York last night giving celebrities a chance to wear weird, expensive shit and pretend it doesn’t make them look like androgynous butlers from the future and/or the walking dead. So, armed with that information, of course Lady Gaga was the main event and regaled everyone with her ability to wear a blue wig AND hold an invisible wine glass. I hear Miranda Kerr almost gasped until she remembered gasping is so last year. Although, GaGa would later be upstaged at the after-party by drunk Kanye and his backwards baseball cap with diamond strap, the perfect fusion of form and function. “DIAMONDS MAKE MY SHINY HAT NOT FALL, YO!!!!”
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Looking for cum.
Aren’t we all?
Fake tits but I’ll jerk it anyway.
nice rack
If I scroll the screen up to cut off the head, then keep repeating “Dita Von Teese, Dita Von Teese” in my head while I fap this picture is perfect. Otherwise, what the hell?
Edie and Little Edie need to hire a damn tailor.
Jawohl Meine Frau! On my knees, jawohl!
Oh, Kiki, you are a dirty German domina.
Is it still haute couture when someone has to hold your hand the whole time so you can walk without falling?
Famous fashion model Karolina K. looks like a big nosed horse here. What the hell happened?
Will ignore clasping drunk douche…..perhaps it will go away quietly if we don’t pay it any attention.
Remember when she dressed up as Marilyn Manson? That was freaky
http://www.stylediscovery.com.au/2009/01/karolina-kurkova-as-marilyn-manson/
creepy…
It would look cute if it wasn’t so ill-fitting… Oh, wait… That’s not Annie Lenox!!
Kylie Minogue rocked that look first in 2001.
They both lost bets and had to wear something of their mother’s.
She looks like Drew Barrymore. That is all.
I guess when you go to the can wearing that dress, you make sure not to drop the end of it into the bowl and flush. Imagine being dragged to a swirly death, bashing your head open on the toilet tank?
Sure, if you pee sideways…??
Hey look! – It’s the Full House chick and her ventriloquist doll!
Smurfette?
I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes.
Yes, she is wearing a merkin.
I think she was on the train with me this morning. Reading Redbook while leading in to work. Celebrities: they’re just like us.
Talk about a really feminine looking dude.
He was actually Kanye’s date . . . And when Kanye tells Cooper “Imma let you finish” it takes on a whole new meaning!
So, she’s wearing a modified burqa? Uh. Good look?
Well, Eddie Van Halen, that’s one way to attempt to reignite interest in the band
You should see when she sits down. Need that leather chair aerated?
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.
Reminds me a little of Susan Sarandon in this pic
Sheesh. Were there really only seven people at this event? Because there are only like seven people in the pictures . . .
I don’t care what ANYone says; that, is a man! I truly don’t know who it thinks its kidding. Nasty.
Who would have ever thought that Afghan girl in the famous National Geographic photo would grow up to be an Olsen twin?
I like Diane Keaton better as a 65 year old brunette.
The only way I would find Lady Gaga interesting was if she was a participant in the DVDA fashion awards.
When did Andy Dick have a sex change?
Popeye may get mighty from spinach, but Kanye has an endless supply of his own semen. Don’t mess wit Kanye!
I want to dimple-fuck her.
Less of dumpy knocked up Alba & more of this please.
That’s quite a fancy sybian she’s about to mount.
Her dress reminds me of the time I played motorboat with a paper shredder. That’s a mistake you only make once or twice.
Sorry, the John Adams mini-series has already been cast.
“Paris in the springtime? Hold on….no, Kanye, your ass smells like poo.”
“Ha. I got y’all to smell my ass.”
Whats with the Napoleon loafers with baseball caps?
I’ll bet she was going around the party, telling everyone she went to Yale.
Don’t step on the “x”! That’s where they drop the anvil.
She really is milking those babies for all they are worth, huh?
What the hell is Mr. Bean doing there?
how can her left nipple not be showing? not even a hint of areola. Is it on the underside of that tit? has she had them surgically removed? inquiring minds need to know, dammit!
meh. I’m over it now.
This is why I never even noticed the spikes until someone above mentioned them. The odds for that guys heterosexuality aren’t good.
He looks like he has something stuck up his ass…wait…
In her defense, the California condor is a protected species, so there’s nothing she can do about the nest on her head.
I get it, you’re not into anal.
I get it, you are into anal.
“Awww shit, man, I just came in my pants again.”
ARGHHH!!! Giant footed elves!
Aslan!!
you should put a NSFW star over her FACE!
lol