Lady GaGa Wears Bikinis Now, Probably Shouldn’t

November 8th, 2012 // 130 Comments

Considering Lady GaGa is an individual avant garde snowflake resting atop an hermaphroditic penis hand-painted by Andy Warhol, it’s kind of odd seeing her in a bikini like all the other celebrities. Then again, she does cover her topless breasts with exotic fruits at one point, so I guess that’s something. Either way, you have boobs to look at, so I can go back to writing more Drunk Nate Silver tweets. They’re all that matters to me now.



  1. Fumus

    Drunk Nate Silver reveals that he’s not a genius, he stole Gray’s Political Almanac from Marty.

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    Gavin S.
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    Looks pretty damn good to me. Awesome body.

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    After seeing Heidi Montag, this is exactly the kind of body I’d rather be snuggling into. Plus we could probably get high and eat snacks too.

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    Def a pair of shrivelled testicles there.

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    The look might fair better if she didn’t squeeze herself into a bikini 2 sizes too small.

  7. Narc

    What are you going on about, her body looks fine. She even has a little junk in the trunk.

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    Keep in mind, she said herself that she originally dyed her hair blonde cuz people kept confusing her with Amy Winehouse.
    Good luck masturbating to that.

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    I think that’s from the reflection. Looks like street lights or trees maybe.

  10. What an idiot

    She’s ugly (I mean, she’s UGLY), she’s fat, she’s physically awkward, she’s uncoordinated, she’s dorky (not in an endearing way), and did I mention she’s UGLY? What a disgusting gutter pig…

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  12. AEH

    I love everyone’s comments about her being ‘normal’ body type. The industry these days has girls thinking that skinny is perfect. Skinny is not perfect, skinny means hungry. If you’re happy, healthy, and comfortable – flaunt it. Go girl.

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    She is even more beautiful with the extra weight

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    Countdown to blue water in 5, 4, 3, 2….

  15. Jack

    Jesus if you can’t find any attractiveness in someone who looks like this, I am sorry for you. Must suck to walk through life seeing everyone as ugly.

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    I smell butt cheese and a stinky clam

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    Currently the ugliest person in the nation of Brazil.

  18. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    Do I think this chick is overrated?



    Nah. I’ve seen much worse on the Jersey shore…

  19. RoXanne DeMonica

    she looks better this way. her butt shape gets all weird when she’s thin.

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    Apparently it’s avant garde to have your foundation be two shades lighter than your actual skin tone. What an artist.

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    She heard people were saying she was built like a linebacker.

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    I think the guy in the background can small that fart

  23. blahblah

    She wears makeup to go to the pool? :(

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    who’s this man?

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    She looks beautiful!

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    shouldn’t her bikini be made out of bacon or some shit? Who wears a pound of makeup when they’re swimming, anyway? How artsy farsty of her.

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    The tats look so trashy.

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    Mike Walker
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    Stupid plant!

  29. Carlos Salinas

    Yum. I don’t think this is bad at all. I have no doubt she would be lots of fun. You guys can have your anorexic Victoria Secret models. I prefer mine like this or Salma Hayek. Om nom nom…

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    First of all she’s short. Second, I’m betting she’s a lot smaller than you think she is. There’s nothing wrong with her body. Not every man likes nasty bone sticking out of their skin women.

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    Thats a coconut not a melon.

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    Your mom
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    If she took off the makeup she would be ok.

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    Hey look!! It’s Amy Winehouse libing as her later ego!

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    Nice bum.

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    GaGa is not bad looking at all, just weird.

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    Honestly, if she was wearing waaaayyyy less makeup, and if it were applied in a way more natural style with neutral colours, and if she wore a bikini that actually fit her, she would look pretty. I think she has a great body- she just has no idea how to dress it.

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    I can’t believe I clicked on this. FML

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    i would fuck her. you guys are all gay if you wouldn’t.

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    Joe Mahma
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    Nice tattoos, you ugly weirdo.

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    We don’t want to see Lady gag-gag’s boobs, or ass. Yech!!

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    I dunno… from this angle she doesn’t look all that bad. My penis is very confused.

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    She looks great in the pics and love to share it on my Push account.

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    Dear god how ugly, cover that body up or people will think a whale has beached.

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    Dear god how ugly, put some clothes or you will be mistaken for a beached whale

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    Pppttttttttt. Sorry.

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    Paully Boston Baby!
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    Omg! It’s the Hot Mess Monster!

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    Paully Boston Baby!
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    Wow, she is a terrible surfer!

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    Jack Kubrik
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    Picture sequence all screwed up and slow. Did not get to end, and did not enjoy

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    What an ugly woman ! She really DOES need those crazy outfits to make her look better !

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    Shes still a freak.

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