Oh, What’s That, Lady GaGa? You’re Marilyn Monroe And R. Kelly Is Obama?

November 25th, 2013 // 32 Comments

MILEY CYRUS HAS A GIANT CAT PHOTO THAT ALSO WORKS AS A VAGINA JOKE.

Get back in your egg.

Photos: Getty

superficial

  1. Lady Gaga R Kelly 2013 American Music Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    How many Performing Arts majors told their parents that they were the ones actually inside that horse?

  2. Lady Gaga R Kelly 2013 American Music Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    I feel sorry for the guy who has to hide her dick.

  3. Lady Gaga R Kelly 2013 American Music Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    What a horse’s ass.

  4. kimmykimkim

    Don’t even get me started. Literal excrement. Beefy knows what I’m sayin’.

  5. Lady Gaga R Kelly 2013 American Music Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    did they show it on tv when he peed on her?

  6. That shit was so weird and uncomfortable to watch last night. Creepy.

  7. Lady Gaga R Kelly 2013 American Music Awards
    caley
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh goddammit, she DOES have a dick!”

  8. Lady Gaga R Kelly 2013 American Music Awards
    caley
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone else have the ‘Piss on You’ (Remix) playing in their heads right now?

  9. Lady Gaga R Kelly 2013 American Music Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    Gaga looks great.

  10. Lady Gaga R Kelly 2013 American Music Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    Lucky dude’s got a handful.

  11. Lady Gaga R Kelly 2013 American Music Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve pictured this many times in my dreams, with me in R. Kelly’s place. It’s so awesome.

  12. Lady Gaga R Kelly 2013 American Music Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the best I’ve ever seen her look.

  13. I don’t see the resemblance, though in my defense, all those people look the same to me.

    Blond famewhores kind blur together after a while.

  14. Lady Gaga R Kelly 2013 American Music Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is Rita Ora one of her backup dancers?

  15. Lady Gaga R Kelly 2013 American Music Awards
    Dox
    Commented on this photo:

    Its all fun and games until you find out she has a beef stick.
    And yes, that’s a technical term.

  16. Lady Gaga R Kelly 2013 American Music Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    I can see why she’s the new face of Versace. It’s as if Donatella herself had risen from the grave…

  17. Lady Gaga R Kelly 2013 American Music Awards
    Codot
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s my Robert, always pissing on people. Don’t forget the hair, Robby!

  18. Lady Gaga R Kelly 2013 American Music Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    Trey Parker and Matt Stone present: KING KONG, THE MUSICAL!!!

  19. The performance is about healthcare or health insurance.

  20. Lady Gaga R Kelly 2013 American Music Awards
    donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    “Well I’ve already done the nudity thing.”
    “You could dress up as a guy?”
    “Been there done that, what else you got.”
    “Well technically you’re white.. so you could pretend to be sexually involved with a black guy. that always freaks people out.”
    “You might have something there, and he should probably piss on me.”
    “I don’t think that will be necessary.”
    “PISS or NO deal!”

  21. Lady Gaga R Kelly 2013 American Music Awards
    donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    Khaleesi has black pubes, it is known.

  22. Lady Gaga R Kelly 2013 American Music Awards
    gary coleman's ghost
    Commented on this photo:

    There you go; mouth wide open. If you’re really good, maybe we’ll try a little Pittsburgh platter after this golden shower.

  23. Lady Gaga R Kelly 2013 American Music Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    is r. kelly wearing a skirt?

  24. Lady Gaga R Kelly 2013 American Music Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    nobody likes squished titties

  25. R. Kelly’s new album cover shows him with a girl in his lap, and he has a bow for a violin poised to play the girl, I guess. She looks about twelve years old. I don’t like Lady GaGa anymore. I don’t think it’s funny, or cool to act like a slut in a mock setup of the Oval office. This didn’t remind me of Obama, or Marilyn. It reminded me of Bill Clinton. I mean the man could have rented a motel room, but he had sex with Monica in the Oval office, and didn’t even close the flipin’ door. And, I don’t like how people abuse Marilyn’s image. I think Marilyn was murdered, and Monica could have ended up just like her. GaGa (sans the lady part) has gone to far where I am concerned. Miley + GaGa= GROSS.

  26. Lady Gaga R Kelly 2013 American Music Awards
    George P. Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    Baby, you are too old unless you are two girls.

  27. Lady Gaga R Kelly 2013 American Music Awards
    Son of Flubber
    Commented on this photo:

    “Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love. But, I don’t want, none of the above, I wanna pee on you. drip drip drip. pee on you.” -Dave Chappell

Leave A Comment