MILEY CYRUS HAS A GIANT CAT PHOTO THAT ALSO WORKS AS A VAGINA JOKE.
Get back in your egg.
How many Performing Arts majors told their parents that they were the ones actually inside that horse?
I feel sorry for the guy who has to hide her dick.
He’s a professional dancer, I’m sure he can handle the wiliest of dicks.
What a horse’s ass.
Don’t even get me started. Literal excrement. Beefy knows what I’m sayin’.
It’s more than just excrement, KKK. If R. Kelly is involved there’s literal urine too.
did they show it on tv when he peed on her?
That shit was so weird and uncomfortable to watch last night. Creepy.
“Oh goddammit, she DOES have a dick!”
Anyone else have the ‘Piss on You’ (Remix) playing in their heads right now?
I hear it everytime I see R. Kelly.
Gaga looks great.
Just put on a nice dress and stop trying so hard. We’ll notice.
Lucky dude’s got a handful.
I’ve pictured this many times in my dreams, with me in R. Kelly’s place. It’s so awesome.
This is the best I’ve ever seen her look.
I don’t see the resemblance, though in my defense, all those people look the same to me.
Blond famewhores kind blur together after a while.
Why is Rita Ora one of her backup dancers?
Its all fun and games until you find out she has a beef stick.
And yes, that’s a technical term.
I can see why she’s the new face of Versace. It’s as if Donatella herself had risen from the grave…
Is that one of the ninja turtles?
That’s my Robert, always pissing on people. Don’t forget the hair, Robby!
Trey Parker and Matt Stone present: KING KONG, THE MUSICAL!!!
The performance is about healthcare or health insurance.
“Well I’ve already done the nudity thing.”
“You could dress up as a guy?”
“Been there done that, what else you got.”
“Well technically you’re white.. so you could pretend to be sexually involved with a black guy. that always freaks people out.”
“You might have something there, and he should probably piss on me.”
“I don’t think that will be necessary.”
“PISS or NO deal!”
Khaleesi has black pubes, it is known.
There you go; mouth wide open. If you’re really good, maybe we’ll try a little Pittsburgh platter after this golden shower.
is r. kelly wearing a skirt?
nobody likes squished titties
R. Kelly’s new album cover shows him with a girl in his lap, and he has a bow for a violin poised to play the girl, I guess. She looks about twelve years old. I don’t like Lady GaGa anymore. I don’t think it’s funny, or cool to act like a slut in a mock setup of the Oval office. This didn’t remind me of Obama, or Marilyn. It reminded me of Bill Clinton. I mean the man could have rented a motel room, but he had sex with Monica in the Oval office, and didn’t even close the flipin’ door. And, I don’t like how people abuse Marilyn’s image. I think Marilyn was murdered, and Monica could have ended up just like her. GaGa (sans the lady part) has gone to far where I am concerned. Miley + GaGa= GROSS.
Baby, you are too old unless you are two girls.
“Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love. But, I don’t want, none of the above, I wanna pee on you. drip drip drip. pee on you.” -Dave Chappell
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