Kylie Minogue showed up to the Chinese H&M opening looking like some sort of fembot. This is what a mad scientist would put together if he was asked to kill Austin Powers. She looks like she should have sparks shooting out of her ears and a speech balloon saying: “Destroy all humans!”
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FRIST!!! | April 11, 2007 at 3:37 pm
FRIST!!!
FRIST!!! | April 11, 2007 at 3:39 pm
No fucking way!!! Am I really first? I’m on fucking dial up here!!!
I know I’m lame, I honestly thought by the time it went through there would be like 10 people in front of me!!!
FRIST!!! | April 11, 2007 at 3:43 pm
Ok, so who is this woman and why is she dressed up like a chinese prostitute?
FRIST!!! | April 11, 2007 at 3:44 pm
God I’m lonely all by myself here :(
cheatedhearts | April 11, 2007 at 3:45 pm
Her face looks like Nicole Kidman!
Theserbian | April 11, 2007 at 3:47 pm
She looks just fine to me, she had cancer for a while, didn’t she? She’s been around for a while now. Let’s see what L. Lohan would look like in ten years, that will be scary
Theserbian | April 11, 2007 at 3:47 pm
She looks just fine to me, she had cancer for a while, didn’t she? She’s been around for a while now. Let’s see what L. Lohan would look like in ten years, that will be scary
FRIST!!! | April 11, 2007 at 3:48 pm
What’s Chinese S&M?
Gerald Tarrant | April 11, 2007 at 3:49 pm
I’d hit it, twice.
BarbadoSlim | April 11, 2007 at 3:58 pm
She looks like on of ‘em ….one of them….what’s the word uh oh, yeah, whore! cheap whore.
whackjob | April 11, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Makeup put on with a mallet. An ugly, heavy mallet.
YoungOne | April 11, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Looks like her face will rip off if she smiles any bigger. That is one tight face. Jenna should have received her vagioplasty from Kylies Dr – woulda been tight like a manhole cover.
whackjob | April 11, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Damn typos. I meant mullet. An ugly, heavy mullet.
Tracy | April 11, 2007 at 4:09 pm
#13… Mallet was funnier.
NicotineEyePatch | April 11, 2007 at 4:11 pm
Just another kabuki theatre night in the chemotherapy ward.
doodoobrown | April 11, 2007 at 4:19 pm
eh, she gets a free pass, she’s a cancer survivor.
squidtits | April 11, 2007 at 4:25 pm
Well that was a success! Now she looks like a 60 year old trying to look 30.
DirtyJeans | April 11, 2007 at 4:25 pm
Exactly, she’s a cancer survivor. Although she’s recovered physically, she’s still in the process of recovering emotionally and mentally. That can take years and there’s always a chance of the cancer coming back later on in life.
Depraved22 | April 11, 2007 at 4:26 pm
She looks like a totally different person. I guess that’s what cancer does to you.
squidtits | April 11, 2007 at 4:27 pm
5- Bit of a cross between Nicole Kidman and Nancy Reagan.
squidtits | April 11, 2007 at 4:28 pm
What’s her canacer got to do with crap cosmetic surgery?
DirtyJeans | April 11, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Obviously her eyebrow and eyelash hair hasn’t grown back because in a lot of cancer patients that hair doesn’t bother growing back due to it’s been subjected to a great deal of stress.
NicotineEyePatch | April 11, 2007 at 4:28 pm
That’s what happens when people try too hard to look good ‘for their age’. They end up looking like sad fucking clowns.
Seriously, cancer or no, she looks like she’s about to serve her sister a dead rat on a platter.
DirtyJeans | April 11, 2007 at 4:30 pm
She’s probably over applied the red lipstick in hopes of drawing attention away from her eyes –her eyebrows are penciled in and she has fake eyelashes on.
DirtyJeans | April 11, 2007 at 4:31 pm
God, she used to be so hot.
chaunceygardner | April 11, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Eh, I’d still fuck it. And her kid sister, too.
Sassy | April 11, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Ah she looks like a wax duplicate of scary Nicole Kidman. Creeeepy.
kamihi | April 11, 2007 at 4:36 pm
OK Kylie looks fine here, the hairstyle is a little different to her normal “do’s” which is short pixie cut post cancer and long layers pre cancer. She’s obviously botoxed up to the eyeballs but apart from that has had nothing else done.
teetee | April 11, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Well, isn’t she like 80?
Her eyebrows are scaring me.
LilRach | April 11, 2007 at 5:00 pm
I think Kylie is absolutely gorgeous! Ok so this is a little different from her usual style and she is wearing a little too much makeup but i think that’s the whole idea – to look Chinesey!
jamie | April 11, 2007 at 5:02 pm
Who is she? What big movie is she from?
NotTheMomma | April 11, 2007 at 5:03 pm
You know what, I got tired, years ago, of dumb fuck women who paint their eyebrows on to make it look like their eyebrows are higher than they really are. This dumb cunt paints one on normal, and over her right eye, she paints her eyebrow on to make it look like she’s raising it. Like, “Hmmm…”. Women who do this are so fucking retarded.
LilRach | April 11, 2007 at 5:07 pm
#31 She’s not an actress she’s a singer although she did start her career in an Australian soap called Neighbours when she was just a teenager.
She was really popular about five years ago (maybe longer) and has done duets with Robbie Williams and Justin Timberlake.
fritobandito | April 11, 2007 at 5:15 pm
#22 not true. Your hair falls out during chemo because chemo attacks all cells, including hair cells. After chemo stops the cells “wake up” and hair grows back,including eye lashes and eye brows.
TeesMyBody.com T-shirts | April 11, 2007 at 5:39 pm
She’s the Joker’s wife in the new Batman.
Harold Baskins
http://www.Ponekeys.com
BarbadoSlim | April 11, 2007 at 5:44 pm
Why do we even give a rat’s ass about this kangaroo riding, croc hunting, Foster’s drinkin,’boomerang throwing ….(you get the point)…
BarbadoSlim | April 11, 2007 at 5:47 pm
@33 didn’t she have a “hit” way before that? Think it was called “It’s no secret” or some shit like that. I vaguely recall that, or maybe I was just hammered.
woodhorse | April 11, 2007 at 5:50 pm
#5, #20, #35 Disagree: she looks like a manequin of Sharon Stone
#10 AGREE: she looks like a manequin of Sharon Stone
no1justminda | April 11, 2007 at 5:50 pm
those are some big teeth!
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 11, 2007 at 5:54 pm
I smell a Stepford Wives’ sequel!
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 11, 2007 at 5:55 pm
‘ FUCK
NicotineEyePatch | April 11, 2007 at 5:56 pm
37: The Locomotion. I think it was 1987 or so. Plus I think she married Yahoo Serious and went on tour with AC/DC right before starring in the stage version of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert. But that was way before she got cancer.
al rarow | April 11, 2007 at 6:07 pm
Plastic surgery is so beautiful…really!
For fuck’s sakes, what is wrong with these hoes?
woodhorse | April 11, 2007 at 6:08 pm
Congratulations Frist! I’ve actually been waiting to say that. Frist is Frist (with dial up no less) YOU THE MAN
laulise | April 11, 2007 at 6:18 pm
I can understand you slating some people, but Kylie? That’s below the belt. Kylie’s a class act. Yes she’s a cancer survivor but that doesn’t add or detract from the fact she’s gorgeous and has a lot of dignity about her.
woodhorse | April 11, 2007 at 6:18 pm
#42 That all sounds so obviously made up. You left out Crocodile Dundee and backup singer for Olivia Newton John.
woodhorse | April 11, 2007 at 6:20 pm
#14 is right, #11 is way funnier.
NicotineEyePatch | April 11, 2007 at 6:40 pm
46, she really did have cancer…. lol
ivve | April 11, 2007 at 6:43 pm
It’s another case of clown whore make up. She wouldn’t look nearly as crazy if not for that.
crazyotto | April 11, 2007 at 7:05 pm
cancer sucks………but she was delivered by a plastic surgeon….