Kylie Minogue showed up to the Chinese H&M opening looking like some sort of fembot. This is what a mad scientist would put together if he was asked to kill Austin Powers. She looks like she should have sparks shooting out of her ears and a speech balloon saying: “Destroy all humans!”
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FRIST!!!
No fucking way!!! Am I really first? I’m on fucking dial up here!!!
I know I’m lame, I honestly thought by the time it went through there would be like 10 people in front of me!!!
Ok, so who is this woman and why is she dressed up like a chinese prostitute?
God I’m lonely all by myself here :(
Her face looks like Nicole Kidman!
She looks just fine to me, she had cancer for a while, didn’t she? She’s been around for a while now. Let’s see what L. Lohan would look like in ten years, that will be scary
She looks just fine to me, she had cancer for a while, didn’t she? She’s been around for a while now. Let’s see what L. Lohan would look like in ten years, that will be scary
What’s Chinese S&M?
I’d hit it, twice.
She looks like on of ‘em ….one of them….what’s the word uh oh, yeah, whore! cheap whore.
Makeup put on with a mallet. An ugly, heavy mallet.
Looks like her face will rip off if she smiles any bigger. That is one tight face. Jenna should have received her vagioplasty from Kylies Dr – woulda been tight like a manhole cover.
Damn typos. I meant mullet. An ugly, heavy mullet.
#13… Mallet was funnier.
Just another kabuki theatre night in the chemotherapy ward.
eh, she gets a free pass, she’s a cancer survivor.
Well that was a success! Now she looks like a 60 year old trying to look 30.
Exactly, she’s a cancer survivor. Although she’s recovered physically, she’s still in the process of recovering emotionally and mentally. That can take years and there’s always a chance of the cancer coming back later on in life.
She looks like a totally different person. I guess that’s what cancer does to you.
5- Bit of a cross between Nicole Kidman and Nancy Reagan.
What’s her canacer got to do with crap cosmetic surgery?
Obviously her eyebrow and eyelash hair hasn’t grown back because in a lot of cancer patients that hair doesn’t bother growing back due to it’s been subjected to a great deal of stress.
That’s what happens when people try too hard to look good ‘for their age’. They end up looking like sad fucking clowns.
Seriously, cancer or no, she looks like she’s about to serve her sister a dead rat on a platter.
She’s probably over applied the red lipstick in hopes of drawing attention away from her eyes –her eyebrows are penciled in and she has fake eyelashes on.
God, she used to be so hot.
Eh, I’d still fuck it. And her kid sister, too.
Ah she looks like a wax duplicate of scary Nicole Kidman. Creeeepy.
OK Kylie looks fine here, the hairstyle is a little different to her normal “do’s” which is short pixie cut post cancer and long layers pre cancer. She’s obviously botoxed up to the eyeballs but apart from that has had nothing else done.
Well, isn’t she like 80?
Her eyebrows are scaring me.
I think Kylie is absolutely gorgeous! Ok so this is a little different from her usual style and she is wearing a little too much makeup but i think that’s the whole idea – to look Chinesey!
Who is she? What big movie is she from?
You know what, I got tired, years ago, of dumb fuck women who paint their eyebrows on to make it look like their eyebrows are higher than they really are. This dumb cunt paints one on normal, and over her right eye, she paints her eyebrow on to make it look like she’s raising it. Like, “Hmmm…”. Women who do this are so fucking retarded.
#31 She’s not an actress she’s a singer although she did start her career in an Australian soap called Neighbours when she was just a teenager.
She was really popular about five years ago (maybe longer) and has done duets with Robbie Williams and Justin Timberlake.
#22 not true. Your hair falls out during chemo because chemo attacks all cells, including hair cells. After chemo stops the cells “wake up” and hair grows back,including eye lashes and eye brows.
She’s the Joker’s wife in the new Batman.
Harold Baskins
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Why do we even give a rat’s ass about this kangaroo riding, croc hunting, Foster’s drinkin,’boomerang throwing ….(you get the point)…
@33 didn’t she have a “hit” way before that? Think it was called “It’s no secret” or some shit like that. I vaguely recall that, or maybe I was just hammered.
#5, #20, #35 Disagree: she looks like a manequin of Sharon Stone
#10 AGREE: she looks like a manequin of Sharon Stone
those are some big teeth!
I smell a Stepford Wives’ sequel!
‘ FUCK
37: The Locomotion. I think it was 1987 or so. Plus I think she married Yahoo Serious and went on tour with AC/DC right before starring in the stage version of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert. But that was way before she got cancer.
Plastic surgery is so beautiful…really!
For fuck’s sakes, what is wrong with these hoes?
Congratulations Frist! I’ve actually been waiting to say that. Frist is Frist (with dial up no less) YOU THE MAN
I can understand you slating some people, but Kylie? That’s below the belt. Kylie’s a class act. Yes she’s a cancer survivor but that doesn’t add or detract from the fact she’s gorgeous and has a lot of dignity about her.
#42 That all sounds so obviously made up. You left out Crocodile Dundee and backup singer for Olivia Newton John.
#14 is right, #11 is way funnier.
46, she really did have cancer…. lol
It’s another case of clown whore make up. She wouldn’t look nearly as crazy if not for that.
cancer sucks………but she was delivered by a plastic surgeon….