Kylie Minogue has some fancy shoes

September 19th, 2006 // 66 Comments
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Comments (66)

  1. Zoey | September 19, 2006 at 7:04 am

    First!

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  2. Wampoon.com | September 19, 2006 at 7:06 am

    Got dizzy looking at her dress.

    http://www.wampoon.com

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  3. krisdylee | September 19, 2006 at 7:11 am

    I have a sneaky suspicion she might end up on GoFugYourself with that lovely get-up.

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  4. Tracie | September 19, 2006 at 7:14 am

    Well, at least they match the dress. I’m thinking they must be super comfortable and she’s sick and tired of wearing 4″ heels she needs to reach 5’1″.

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  5. Leyna | September 19, 2006 at 7:15 am

    aw, celebrities are entitled to wear comfy clothing/shoes too, no? :)

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  6. Angry Ferret Jones | September 19, 2006 at 7:17 am

    Wait, you look at that outfit and it is the SHOES that you find ugly?

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  7. Nikk The Templar | September 19, 2006 at 7:17 am

    I’m with #3. It’s just a matter of seconds before the Fug Girls tear her apart.

    I love them.

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  8. jane's eyre | September 19, 2006 at 7:27 am

    That dress looks like something you would draw in art class as part of an excercise in patterns.

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  9. Onenewshoe | September 19, 2006 at 7:30 am

    This is all the fuck you have to write about!

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  10. reflight | September 19, 2006 at 7:34 am

    Ladies, is the pairing of a sports bra or T-back shirt with a flowing dress appropriate in this case? Maybe Fug should call her out.

    As for the shoes, I must be getting old.

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  11. pinky_nip | September 19, 2006 at 7:36 am

    If I wore clothes like that, I’d have to kick my own ass.

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  12. Italian Stallion | September 19, 2006 at 7:36 am

    Reminds me of a Chinese Checker board……..

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  13. Italian Stallion | September 19, 2006 at 7:37 am

    Wow Pinky_nip, It’s like when we orgasim at the same time………..

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  14. reflight | September 19, 2006 at 7:39 am

    Nothing from the Lohan/Hilton/Simpson triumverate as yet today, thank heavens. I’d much prefer to discuss the fuck me factor of Kylie’s Space 1999 sandals, thank you.

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  15. CelebSlam.com | September 19, 2006 at 7:40 am

    What’s with the African Tribal dress? I almost expect her to have one of those lip plates.

    http://www.celebslam.com

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  16. Lively One | September 19, 2006 at 7:40 am

    Ummm. They are Balenciaga sandals and they’re not THAT bad.

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  17. jrzmommy | September 19, 2006 at 7:43 am

    The phrase “Wrath of God” comes to mind.

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  18. Praz | September 19, 2006 at 7:46 am

    Are we supposed to be making fun of her hair or sandals?

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  19. RichPort | September 19, 2006 at 7:46 am

    This is obviously a Walk of Shame photo. He suitor apparently tore her clothing off, leaving her with just the drapes to cover herself when she left. Of course, that means the men she screws are probably queer. What a shame to hide so a bodacious booty under that eyesore pattern. Bitch.

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  20. reflight | September 19, 2006 at 7:46 am

    The over/under for someone to tell us to leave her alone because she survived the Big C is now 27.

    Place your bets.

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  21. commissioner | September 19, 2006 at 7:47 am

    Looks like Ann Heche during her “lesbian experience” days.

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  22. TaiTai | September 19, 2006 at 7:48 am

    Those shoes are de rigeur at all the cancer treatment facilities this year. Dont you guys keep up?

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  23. jrzmommy | September 19, 2006 at 7:51 am

    there’s a big truck sneaking up on her.

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  24. RichPort | September 19, 2006 at 7:57 am

    #20 – Just because I had testicular cancer wouldn’t excuse my wearing shitty underwear. I agree; I say the bleeding hearts start coming out any time now.

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  25. reflight | September 19, 2006 at 8:05 am

    I’m actually shocked nobody has appeared as yet. She’s about as deified as Irwin down under.

    As for me, the flapper hair is a riot. If it’s hers, she needs a stylest or a hat. If it’s chemo hair – well, honey, you *can* by good hair.

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  26. reflight | September 19, 2006 at 8:06 am

    Or buy, as you might prefer.

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  27. reflight | September 19, 2006 at 8:08 am

    by buy stylest stylist

    Fucking sunspots from those shoes.

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  28. biatcho | September 19, 2006 at 8:20 am

    Kylie – we can’t feel sorry for you because you had cancer when you insist on running around like SuperDyke. Clean it up & get your shit together.

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  29. Troller | September 19, 2006 at 8:38 am

    Is that Sharon Stone?

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  30. jrzmommy | September 19, 2006 at 8:47 am

    is there a Locomotion joke here somewhere?

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  31. UNWASHEDMASSES | September 19, 2006 at 8:49 am

    Kylie Minogue. Sounds like Australian slang for a dirty sexual act, probably involving mouth-to-ass. “Crikey, when she was done blowin’ me pisspump, I wheeled her ’round and gave her a Kylie Minogue. Filthy bird.”

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  32. Shannon | September 19, 2006 at 8:58 am

    Erm… why does nobody else see what I see? Obviously she’s wearing these oh-so fashionable shoes because they are magic shoes. See picture #2? Yup, she’s floating.

    Everything makes sense now doesn’t it? Eat my shorts, hoverboard. Kylie’s got hoversandals.

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  33. Amy3000 | September 19, 2006 at 9:00 am

    Is it just me or does it look like she was run over by a truck in that dress?, it looks like tire tracks running the length of it. Unless of course it was the fashion police intentionaly aiming for her, that would make a little more sense…

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  34. S.P.F.R.S. | September 19, 2006 at 9:14 am

    Is it just me or does that scarf wrapped around her neck in #4 look a bit out of place with an (ugly) summer dress? Covering up something Kylie?

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  35. RichPort | September 19, 2006 at 9:21 am

    #31 HAAA!!!!

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  36. edb87 | September 19, 2006 at 9:29 am

    #31 – Priceless.

    For someone who usually looks halfway decent, I feel betrayed on this one. I think I’m gonna go bathe in tomato paste.

    http://www.edquartersaudio.com,

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  37. pinky_nip | September 19, 2006 at 9:50 am

    @13, Stallion, except when we orgasm together, you’re usually shouting “you dirty whore”.

    Thus, why I want to be your wife. The little niceties.

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  38. andrewthezeppo | September 19, 2006 at 10:36 am

    Did she have breast cancer or brain cancer? That’s a horrible outfit.

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  39. PaisleyMoon | September 19, 2006 at 10:39 am

    Congrats Superfish..you are no longer a man. A fact we’ve been aware of for awhile now.

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  40. RichPort | September 19, 2006 at 10:57 am

    #38 – She has fashion cancer.

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  41. jrzmommy | September 19, 2006 at 11:14 am

    40–oh boy, what a moral dilemma…..to laugh or not to laugh? hmm….I choose…….BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  42. RichPort | September 19, 2006 at 11:21 am

    Jrz, where the hell are the morality police today? I am forced to get more vulgar in hopes that they’ll pop their tightly bound sphincters out.

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  43. jrzmommy | September 19, 2006 at 11:24 am

    Rich: maybe one is busy wackin’ it to old Sophia Loren movies? I dunno *shrugs shoulders*.

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  44. NYC | September 19, 2006 at 11:32 am

    The shoes that Kylie is wearing are really beautiful Balenciaga silver leather sandals from the Summer 2006 collection.
    I get a strong feeling that the people on this site critisizing her clothes both can’t afford designer clothing nor have good taste.

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  45. RichPort | September 19, 2006 at 11:47 am

    Uuuh, NYC is it? Wear that outfit on the streets of Manhattan and people will start throwing you change. But be careful, they may expect you to sing out of key or dance like a monkey chained to a music box. Cancer Chic is sooooo not eye catching. Which may be the point. I’d walk right past that boombastic booty without even being able to have a stare. Now you tell me what’s so great about that??? Oh, and people that can quote pieces of fashion collections spend way too much time on celebrity web sites and… what’s that? Oh…

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  46. jane's eyre | September 19, 2006 at 11:49 am

    Labels mean nothing to me. If it’s fug, it’s fug.

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  47. commissioner | September 19, 2006 at 11:50 am

    @44

    Ever hear that saying, “just because you can doesn’t mean you should”? Applies here. I don’t give a rat’s ass how much those ugly fucking shoes cost, I would never, ever consider velcro-ing them on my beautiful feet. “Hoversandals” be damned!

    That dress could have cost more than my car, but it doesn’t mean it ain’t an eyesore.

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  48. commissioner | September 19, 2006 at 11:53 am

    I don’t care who you are, if I spot your dumbass wearing something that ridiculous, I’m pointing and laughing my ass off. A big, loud, horsey laugh.

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  49. jane's eyre | September 19, 2006 at 11:54 am

    Those sandals look like those fugly teva velcro sandals spray-painted silver. Balenciaga is laughing his ass all the way to the bank. Stupid mindless label-worshipping lemmings.

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  50. commissioner | September 19, 2006 at 11:56 am

    It’s cancer chic. Much like heroine chic, but the drugs aren’t as good.

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