Kylie Minogue has some fancy shoes

September 19th, 2006 // 66 Comments
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  1. Zoey

    First!

  2. Wampoon.com

    Got dizzy looking at her dress.

    http://www.wampoon.com

  3. krisdylee

    I have a sneaky suspicion she might end up on GoFugYourself with that lovely get-up.

  4. Tracie

    Well, at least they match the dress. I’m thinking they must be super comfortable and she’s sick and tired of wearing 4″ heels she needs to reach 5’1″.

  5. Leyna

    aw, celebrities are entitled to wear comfy clothing/shoes too, no? :)

  6. Wait, you look at that outfit and it is the SHOES that you find ugly?

  7. Nikk The Templar

    I’m with #3. It’s just a matter of seconds before the Fug Girls tear her apart.

    I love them.

  8. jane's eyre

    That dress looks like something you would draw in art class as part of an excercise in patterns.

  9. Onenewshoe

    This is all the fuck you have to write about!

  10. reflight

    Ladies, is the pairing of a sports bra or T-back shirt with a flowing dress appropriate in this case? Maybe Fug should call her out.

    As for the shoes, I must be getting old.

  11. pinky_nip

    If I wore clothes like that, I’d have to kick my own ass.

  12. Italian Stallion

    Reminds me of a Chinese Checker board……..

  13. Italian Stallion

    Wow Pinky_nip, It’s like when we orgasim at the same time………..

  14. reflight

    Nothing from the Lohan/Hilton/Simpson triumverate as yet today, thank heavens. I’d much prefer to discuss the fuck me factor of Kylie’s Space 1999 sandals, thank you.

  15. What’s with the African Tribal dress? I almost expect her to have one of those lip plates.

    http://www.celebslam.com

  16. Lively One

    Ummm. They are Balenciaga sandals and they’re not THAT bad.

  17. jrzmommy

    The phrase “Wrath of God” comes to mind.

  18. Are we supposed to be making fun of her hair or sandals?

  19. RichPort

    This is obviously a Walk of Shame photo. He suitor apparently tore her clothing off, leaving her with just the drapes to cover herself when she left. Of course, that means the men she screws are probably queer. What a shame to hide so a bodacious booty under that eyesore pattern. Bitch.

  20. reflight

    The over/under for someone to tell us to leave her alone because she survived the Big C is now 27.

    Place your bets.

  21. commissioner

    Looks like Ann Heche during her “lesbian experience” days.

  22. TaiTai

    Those shoes are de rigeur at all the cancer treatment facilities this year. Dont you guys keep up?

  23. jrzmommy

    there’s a big truck sneaking up on her.

  24. RichPort

    #20 – Just because I had testicular cancer wouldn’t excuse my wearing shitty underwear. I agree; I say the bleeding hearts start coming out any time now.

  25. reflight

    I’m actually shocked nobody has appeared as yet. She’s about as deified as Irwin down under.

    As for me, the flapper hair is a riot. If it’s hers, she needs a stylest or a hat. If it’s chemo hair – well, honey, you *can* by good hair.

  26. reflight

    Or buy, as you might prefer.

  27. reflight

    by buy stylest stylist

    Fucking sunspots from those shoes.

  28. biatcho

    Kylie – we can’t feel sorry for you because you had cancer when you insist on running around like SuperDyke. Clean it up & get your shit together.

  29. Troller

    Is that Sharon Stone?

  30. jrzmommy

    is there a Locomotion joke here somewhere?

  31. Kylie Minogue. Sounds like Australian slang for a dirty sexual act, probably involving mouth-to-ass. “Crikey, when she was done blowin’ me pisspump, I wheeled her ’round and gave her a Kylie Minogue. Filthy bird.”

  32. Erm… why does nobody else see what I see? Obviously she’s wearing these oh-so fashionable shoes because they are magic shoes. See picture #2? Yup, she’s floating.

    Everything makes sense now doesn’t it? Eat my shorts, hoverboard. Kylie’s got hoversandals.

  33. Amy3000

    Is it just me or does it look like she was run over by a truck in that dress?, it looks like tire tracks running the length of it. Unless of course it was the fashion police intentionaly aiming for her, that would make a little more sense…

  34. S.P.F.R.S.

    Is it just me or does that scarf wrapped around her neck in #4 look a bit out of place with an (ugly) summer dress? Covering up something Kylie?

  35. RichPort

    #31 HAAA!!!!

  36. #31 – Priceless.

    For someone who usually looks halfway decent, I feel betrayed on this one. I think I’m gonna go bathe in tomato paste.

    http://www.edquartersaudio.com,

  37. pinky_nip

    @13, Stallion, except when we orgasm together, you’re usually shouting “you dirty whore”.

    Thus, why I want to be your wife. The little niceties.

  38. andrewthezeppo

    Did she have breast cancer or brain cancer? That’s a horrible outfit.

  39. PaisleyMoon

    Congrats Superfish..you are no longer a man. A fact we’ve been aware of for awhile now.

  40. RichPort

    #38 – She has fashion cancer.

  41. jrzmommy

    40–oh boy, what a moral dilemma…..to laugh or not to laugh? hmm….I choose…….BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  42. RichPort

    Jrz, where the hell are the morality police today? I am forced to get more vulgar in hopes that they’ll pop their tightly bound sphincters out.

  43. jrzmommy

    Rich: maybe one is busy wackin’ it to old Sophia Loren movies? I dunno *shrugs shoulders*.

  44. NYC

    The shoes that Kylie is wearing are really beautiful Balenciaga silver leather sandals from the Summer 2006 collection.
    I get a strong feeling that the people on this site critisizing her clothes both can’t afford designer clothing nor have good taste.

  45. RichPort

    Uuuh, NYC is it? Wear that outfit on the streets of Manhattan and people will start throwing you change. But be careful, they may expect you to sing out of key or dance like a monkey chained to a music box. Cancer Chic is sooooo not eye catching. Which may be the point. I’d walk right past that boombastic booty without even being able to have a stare. Now you tell me what’s so great about that??? Oh, and people that can quote pieces of fashion collections spend way too much time on celebrity web sites and… what’s that? Oh…

  46. jane's eyre

    Labels mean nothing to me. If it’s fug, it’s fug.

  47. commissioner

    @44

    Ever hear that saying, “just because you can doesn’t mean you should”? Applies here. I don’t give a rat’s ass how much those ugly fucking shoes cost, I would never, ever consider velcro-ing them on my beautiful feet. “Hoversandals” be damned!

    That dress could have cost more than my car, but it doesn’t mean it ain’t an eyesore.

  48. commissioner

    I don’t care who you are, if I spot your dumbass wearing something that ridiculous, I’m pointing and laughing my ass off. A big, loud, horsey laugh.

  49. jane's eyre

    Those sandals look like those fugly teva velcro sandals spray-painted silver. Balenciaga is laughing his ass all the way to the bank. Stupid mindless label-worshipping lemmings.

  50. commissioner

    It’s cancer chic. Much like heroine chic, but the drugs aren’t as good.

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