Kylie Minogue has new look

We’ll be able to tell who you are because of the smell…
Change your screen name to PunchingBag!

Alright. Anyone who doesn’t want to partake in bantering then go to some other piece of shit place & read the news (guaranteed to be some sort of really interesting story about that tragic earthquake that took place in San Francisco a thousand years ago – that’s what you’re looking for so have at it).
This site is for funny, semi-retarded people such as myself (funny excluded) who seriously do nothing but make fun of people all day long. I literally get paid to do that because all I do is bust chops on every one of my co-workers all day long and I get a pay check for it. When I actually am sitting in my office pretending to do work I log on here & make fun of even more people – it makes me feel exotic to make fun of someone who goes to “univerisity in europe” from my desk in ny.
Now if you have something funny to say about the celebrity the post happens to be about, write it. After a while it gets boring, so pick on some douchebag who sounds like they need to get picked on & write something nasty about them.
If said person gets offended – get even nastier. This isn’t rocket science people & it’s a fantastic little waste of time when you’re bored! So if you can’t take the shitsmell get the fuck off your throne.
And if you don’t want people getting personal with you keep your shit life to yourself because we don’t fucking care.

i think i just had explosive diahrrea.

Hey biatcho, this is just for you, babe:
I’m Telly Savalas. And if you’re like me, you like to be near the action. And when there isn’t any action, then you gotta make your own. And baby, that’s when you need to join the Player-With-Yourselves Club. That’s right, baby. The Player-With-Yourselves Club entitles you to masturbation privileges at hotels all over the world. Who loves yourself, baby?”

Mr. Fritz you really know how to make a gal feel all tingly inside. Oh wait, no, it’s just the explosive diahrreah. Or maybe a little bit of both… this is going to be an interesting sick day for me.

My poor biatcho, I hope you recover soon. It sucks to take a sick day when you are actually sick. When you feel better you and your hubby should go away on vacation. So, what are you waiting for? Take it from Telly – this card opens a lot of doors! Well, I gotta go. I have a date with a Marilyn Chambers classic.

Marilyn Chambers addict? I should say you have been a card-carrying member of the Club for a looong time! cheers!

Natalie Portman, Kylie Minogue and Sinead O’Connor all agree:

TOM CRUISE LOVES THE COCK (and tasty, cancer-free afterbirth)

Nothing like using your battle with cancer as a career boost. I bet she’ll use this “opportunity” to morph into a more mature “artist” and shed her anus-pop image.

Nothing like using your battle with cancer as a career boost. I bet she’ll take this “opportunity” to morph into a more mature “artist” and shed her anus-pop image.

Nothing like using your battle with cancer as a career boost. I bet she’ll use this “opportunity” to morph into a more mature “artist” and shed her anus-pop image.

Nothing like using your battle with cancer as a career boost. I bet she’ll take this “opportunity” to morph into a more mature “artist” and shed her anus-pop image.

Trophywife, fine we’ll keep your daughter out of it. MY daughter hates you. I’ll throw her into anything monkey knife fights, kitten juggling, the underground railroad, whatever.

Got that bitches? Her daughter is a sore spot, so don’t say anything about her. She’s probably retarded and gods knows we don’t pick on the retards around here…

112… thank you, you found out my secret and why i was so upset… we must keep the world’s retards tightly guarded

xoxoxo

Now, if only she could do something about her ridiculous buck teeth. At least her forehead doesn’t look like a movie screen anymore.

all of you stop lying!..she looks fucking rediculous…BUT…i’ll let it go cos of the cancer…not funny at all and God bless her for fighting through it. i wish her a good recovery! (least i’m fucking honest!)

I gave the tip for this story and was never given credit for it! Thanks superficial for stealing my work :)