Kylie Minogue has new look

Just as sexy as Natalie Portman.

I take it back. I missed the part about the cancer. I suck ass.

#2….but I try harder…
Next thing ya know she’ll be ripping up pictures of Il Papa! Oh, snap! Hiya Peeker!
Ya’ll have a day!

…and I can’t count! She can rock that new ‘do and get away with it!

she looks pretty! i’d hit it

I think she’s very brave for even announcing that she has breast cancer. She could’ve just hidden out for a while as she went through chemo and such, but she’s showing off how she feels. I admire any cancer survivor. She rocks and that’s it.

I think she looks beautiful, kinda glowy… very brave after what she’s been through. But then if Oliver was taking my pic, I’d be kinda glowy too… he’s gorgeous. They will have beauuuutiful babies.

I’m with #6, more power to her.

Let’s hope she beats cancer.

She’s always sexy.

I was in Italia this weekend visiting family and I gave her herpes. No need to worry though, if she can overcome cancer, herpes should be a walk in the park. Which is funny because thats how we met!!

I do not think cancer is funny by any means, I’m just an asshole at heart, sorry………

she looks very pretty, and younger, too. I have to say I’ll bet a night w Olivier puts a glow in your cheeks!

Cancer survivors do rock, but after the stuff I heard when she first announced it, I feel a little less for her . . .Correct me if i’m wrong, but didn’t her “people” cut off her entire hospital floor to visitors so that the other patients couldn’t have their families come see them? I don’t care who you are; that’s just wrong.

She needs to have her roots done.

useless post. It’s going to bring nothing but a bunch of bleeding hearts with all their well-wishes, and then all the fucking assholes who get mad at people like Italian Stallion for doing what is supposed to be done on here.

next post please…

Wow, this woman really inspires me – inspires me to turn the sound off when her video comes on! *comedic drum / snare finish* Uh, she also inspires me to not get cancer and be more pretty. I’m gonna work on that.

She inspires me to never visit the dentist that she and Hillary Duff obviously share. I <3 veneers that look like Chiclets.

wow, it’s refreshing to see some nice comments on this site. I was going to have to get upset if people were making fun of a cancer survivor *_*

Um… I like her arm. It’s nicely toned and slim – but not as skeletal as she used to be.

Why is Sinaed O’Connor back in the news?

I think the haircut is cute, she looks like a pixie!

Kylie Minogue only got cancer because she’s a desperate media hog who will do anything to be in the spotlight, just like all celebrities.

She looks great! I am digging the new do. Congrats to her!

If she really wanted to be popular, she would go to Africa and adopt a baby with cancer, then cure it with love and some rockin’ pop tunes. Then she could give birth to her own child while on a safari in the African wilderness of the Serengeti, while riding on the back of a near- extinct African white tiger. Then her and Bono could sing a duet about cancer and tigers and childbirth in Africa and most likely save the world together through the power of music.

That was stupid.

#7 & 11 My thought exactly.

Olivier between the sheets = glowy on the cheeks.

Glad to see that she got rid of the lice problem.

Hmmm, it’s hard to come up with something tasteless to say about a person who nearly died from cancer. Thanks Superfish for making this a challenge, especially for someone who made a guest appearance on one of my favorite shows, “The Vicar of Dibley.” But OK I’ll try…

I’d hit it.

Was that good enough? All the Natalie Portman/Auschwitz references were already taken.

Son of a bitch!!! Do I ever want one of those Wendy’s Frescata sandwiches!!!! I hear Kim got fired from KFC and started working at Wendy’s. Kim, be a dear, and pick me up one of those black forest ham bitches and I’ll give you the money when you get here.

This is what I read last year. Cancer does not protect you from being a rich bitch.

http://news.scotsman.com/topics.cfm?tid=631&id=607652005

who wants to beat the crap out of posters who spend about 3 days thinking of a really cool name and then agree with trophywife’s comments?

#16, lmao with your comment. It’s a shame that she has cancer, but I never thought she was attractive.

#29 I will help you beat the crap out of him/her, but must concede that is a pretty cool name. Can come in handy later when most of the posts are guaranteed to be boring. But when we have our rumble I want to be the Jets, n’kay?

Geez. I’d still hit it, but with that long hair and that ass, Kylie has long been a poster girl for my kinky and nasty sexual fantasies. She still looks hot.

29 – trophywife, where is she?! Bring her to me, I wish to wrap her face in saran wrap and take a shit on it.

33

I humbly welcome you to the world of scatology. As an initiation rite, I get to take a shit on your face first. Without the saran wrap. You lucky girl.

I just want to shit on trophywife’s face – now things have gotten all complicated and scientific. I wonder what Kylie Minogue would do?…

OshKosh: I know what her sister would do…

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/02/09/dannii_minogue.html

She’d make all of the other scatologists leave so she could shit on trophywife first. The toothy bitch. Hmmmm. When I say “toothy bitch”, I could be talking about trophywife OR Kylie Minogue. You just know trophywife has veneers.

I really hate all those whiny annoying twats that come to a blog like this to defend their favourite stars, call everyone else “haters”, and act in a psycho manner that leads me to suspect that they might hunt me down and kill me in my sleep for saying that Britney is a fat, whit trash dumb bitch. But..
i love kylie! im so happy she looks healthy and beautiful!
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com

I’ve been waiting for the perfect time to debut a phrase that is sure to be a Superfish staple. I’ve been brainstorming, writing, rewriting, and consulting thesaurus.com for weeks, and now I am ready to share my jewel. So, without further ado, I bring you the highly-anticipated, soon-to-be Superfish mantra….

Tom Cruise Loves the Cock!

P.S. I am sorry to report that I have patented the phrase “Tom Cruse Loves The Cock.” You all owe me one hundred zillion dollars. Or you may make a donation to the Xenu Fund of Namibia.

She looks… Australian.

The waiting period on cancer survivors has passed for Kylie.

So I can say is that the haircut reveals what I’d suspected all along – girl’s had some work done AND those chompers are huge.

Booface #40 I can’t believe you patented the phrase “Tom Cruse Loves The Cock”. What a waste of time because we have all been saying “Tom Cruise Loves The Cock”. We don’t owe you shit dumbass……….

This is her new look? PLA-EAZZZEE girlfriend- Chemo is SOOO last year!

I had to shave my head when the cradbs migrated from down under, too.
But seriously, can’t knock her. A) it’s cancer B) she’s never done anything to expilictly piss me off.

Trophywife, are you like those bitches from the Bravo show – The Real Wives of OC, or whatever? You’re probably raising two cute, little, blond children who can walk on water. Your husband probably called you “the one that got pregnant” when you got married and new he calls you “the pussy he doesn’t take out.”

#43

Damn you, Stallion! I can’t believe I patented the wrong phrase. I bet you’ve gone and registered the correct one yourself, you greedy bastard. If only I had taken that whore Kim’s advice and completed the third grade…this never would’ve happened.

You shouldn’t gloat. The real loser here is the Xenu Fund of Namibia.

#45 – sorry, so not me. i have one cute little blonde ADD daughter, although she is a pretty good kid (sorry to disappoint). she’s been promised to the Xenu offspring so when she’s old enough she can morph all haters of her mama to another planet (seems as though there’s enough of you). my husband actually calls me “the reason i left my first wife” as i call him “da man to financially support me”.

#37 – no, mamacita, no veneers yet as that’s one of the last of the original parts on me but now that you mention it, maybe i’ll look into it…

#33 – oshkosh my love, you are wanting to wrap me in saran and shit on my face… so we can be twins? how sweet… xoxoxo

#47

You should’ve changed that last line to: “I know you are, but what am I?”

Then it would’ve been the second lamest comeback.

47 – Here’s a lie: You are hilarious and it didn’t take you 45 minutes to write that gem of a post.

47 – A prediction: On your 3rd “38th” birthday your husband now refers to you as “The woman I left for a younger but equally insecure and ignorant gold-digging slut, which wasn’t hard to find”.