Kylie Minogue has breast cancer

Kylie Minogue announced today that she has breast cancer and will be postponing her current tour to seek treatment.

Minogue’s management company that the 36-year-old’s diagnosis was confirmed this week during a visit to the southern Australian city of Melbourne, her hometown.

I’d say more, but cancer is pretty much the worst thing in the world so I’m just hoping she deals with it okay, although breast cancer isn’t usually that bad so I’m sure everything will be fine. At least she didn’t get butt-cancer though, because that would’ve been a career ending disease. Ya know, because she has a nice butt. And uh, I like looking at it. *Cough* No, you’re a pervert.

Thanks to Jonathan for the tip.