In case you were concerned I’m only going to cover the noonerhole spelunkings of Tiger Woods, here’s the most dire and important news of our time: Brand new Victoria’s Secret model Kylie Bisutti posing in a bikini in St. Barth’s yesterday. How this information hasn’t consumed us all in a vortex of awe proves what I’ve always suspected: Golf is horseshit.
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Hottie | December 10, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Hottie!!!
Oh year, and FIRST!!!!
Duke Nukem | December 10, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Tits on a stick. Mmmmm, yum.
Dee | December 10, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Did Tiger do her too?? I’m lost.
Valerie | December 10, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Congrats to her. Quick question: is there such a things as being TOO long-legged?
funnygirl | December 10, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Just think… in another few years she can bore the shit out of some professional athlete until he feels like banging 9 whores and giving away half his money.
bigchomps | December 10, 2009 at 12:29 pm
sMOKING HOOOOOTT, LETS JUST HOPE ORLANDO BLOOM DOESNT GET TO HER, TOO =p
F'ER | December 10, 2009 at 12:33 pm
I’d fuck that.
Georgeo | December 10, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Gain some weight, Skeletor.
WOW! | December 10, 2009 at 12:34 pm
What kind of Pokemon is that and where does one catch it?
Erica | December 10, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Those are some long-ass legs. But face? eh.. definitely looks older than 19.
A.T. | December 10, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Sup Writer- I’m a little surprised and disappointed that you didn’t mention the grand canyon between her fake boobs that makes Audrina P’s look like a crack in the sidewalk.
Fat Chicks Suck | December 10, 2009 at 12:54 pm
I highly doubt she has fake boobs – do ANY Victoria’s Secret models have fake boobs? I’m starting to think most of the people here have never actually seen boobs.
She looks fucking amazing by the way – flawless body and a hot face.
e-rock | December 10, 2009 at 1:09 pm
@ #12- MOST of the VS girls have fake boobs. Only a handful don’t- Miranda Kerr, Dautzen Kraus, Heidi Klum… but the rest definitely DO. Ala- Alessandra Ambrosio, Gisele Bundchen, Adriana Lima, and most definitely Marissa Miller. Come on, don’t be so naieve. I have them myself, so I can spot them in seconds. Regardless, they are all GORGEOUS, and it doesn’t really matter. This girl though, I want to feed her a bowl of pasta or something… just sayin.
Is she Ethiopian? | December 10, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Jesus Christ!
EAT A SANDWICH, WHYDONCHA!
Hoax & Change | December 10, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Look, a tooth pic washed up on the beach and there is a bathing suite attached.
Deacon Jones | December 10, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Yep.
I’d definitely eat her shit with a nice Chianti.
James | December 10, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Nice body.
Judging from what her face looks like I bet she has a lisp. Weird face.
MonkeyMan777 | December 10, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Meh. I’m sick of seeing sticks with tits……if it wasn’t for the bikini and tits she’d be in an eating disorder clinic.
Gimme a nice meaty toned woman……ass is good.
http://www.thefamousphere.com | December 10, 2009 at 1:46 pm
ugly man-face who probably thinks she is gorgeous and is a complete bitch. seriously, you can find hotter girls on the street.
assman | December 10, 2009 at 2:01 pm
assman likey
Fat Chicks Suck | December 10, 2009 at 2:04 pm
To all of the idiots complaining they’re she’s too skinny and they’re tired of seeing all of these skinny chicks – GET OFF THE INTERNET. Go take a look at all of the fat “meat” everywhere. 2/3 of the women in this country are overweight or obese – the chicks on the Internet are hot because they ARE skinny and healthy.
I’m fucking sick of retards constantly posting stupid shit. If a girl is in good shape then she must have an eating disorder? How fucking stupid and fat are you people?
john | December 10, 2009 at 2:14 pm
She’s married to an ACN Guy – who alleges makes major cash. He kinda looks like Seth Rogan. Lucky Bastart
john | December 10, 2009 at 2:15 pm
She’s married to an ACN Guy – who alleges makes major cash. He kinda looks like Seth Rogan. Lucky Bastard
john | December 10, 2009 at 2:15 pm
She’s married to an ACN Guy – who alleges makes major cash. He kinda looks like Seth Rogan. Lucky Bastard
Sarah | December 10, 2009 at 2:21 pm
I will definitely give a hot woman credit where credit is due, but this chick? 100% Butterface.
Rough 360 | December 10, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Oh they chose her OK? Where are the rejects I would gladly give them a personal tour of my attic specially that English challenge asian chic… “Heidy Krumme so nice she smile gorgeouse”
Skinny Minnie | December 10, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Some women are naturally thin. Don’t hate because you have cellulite!
nothing special | December 10, 2009 at 2:50 pm
yawn…NEXT
Seal | December 10, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Broad has the longest legs I have ever seen. Needs to eat a tasty sammich or two.
And Marisa Miller doesn’t have fake boobs but Gisele and Heidi definitely have.
SATAN | December 10, 2009 at 3:58 pm
i saw the end of the VS fashion show on CBS last week and i remember thinking, “If they DON’T pick that Kylie chick i’m going to shit in the other one’s mailbox.”
this chick is bangin
e-rock | December 10, 2009 at 4:12 pm
@ Seal- You have no idea what you are talking about. Just because Marissa Miller says she doesn’t have fake boobs doesn’t mean they are real, it just means she is a liar. Ask any women with implants if those are real or not… she won’t hesitate. They might have originally been big, and she may have been in Perfect 10 when they were real, but they are NOT anymore. Just like Jessica Simpson who had big saggy ones, and Bar Rafaeli, they got implants so they don’t fall down to their knees.
AND HEIDI KLUM’s are as REAL as they get. That bitch has everything. damn her. ;o) Yes, Im jealous of Heidi, but not Marissa Miller. Liars just irk me. And so do people who don’t know what they are talking about- Seal. just saying.
qwerty | December 10, 2009 at 4:59 pm
@29
Are you serious about Marisa Miller?
C’mon,no one’s THAT naive
Modwild | December 10, 2009 at 5:19 pm
Very hot for a transgendered 13 tear old boy right in the middle of a sex change. Awesome.
Kelly | December 10, 2009 at 5:28 pm
#33….You’re a fuckhead. No 13 yr old ANYTHING looks like this chic….!!
Love you fat cunts….can’t stand the fact this woman is hot, famous, is a VS model and gets paid millions to walk around in lingerie, so you play the, ‘Looks like a boy card’….
Fucking retard. Eat shit, seriously.
Jammy | December 10, 2009 at 5:29 pm
That is one ugly man faced tranny if i ever did see one, a skinny one but still a man, and why does Victoria’s Secret always pick models that look like models that they already have , like how Miranda Kerr was supposed to be the new Adriana Lima and the other one i don’t know her name Isabella something who looks like Alessandra Ambrosio, and now this one who is supposed to look like that other man faced tranny Gissele Bundchen.
Ben | December 10, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Marissa Miller doesn’t have fake tits. She was in perfect 10, you have to all natural to get into perfect her. I have the photos. Her tits are no bigger, than they used to be but they have sagged a bit, even when she’s wearing a bra you can tell compared to how perky they were in the magazine. People are just jealous. She just happens to be blessed (there are people like that out there)
This is directed at the people throughout this thread who said she does.
N | December 10, 2009 at 7:14 pm
To no 13 & 29:
None of those people you listed have fake boobs! The fact that you have them yourself should make you able to see it. Next time, watch how Miller’s boobs jiggle with real fat when she walks. This girl (Kylie) is the only one with fakes.. And I think they allowed it for once because she’s not a proper VS model, but because she won it through the show.
rekk | December 10, 2009 at 8:02 pm
Ike! It’s like a walking skeleton! With tits!
Seal | December 10, 2009 at 8:25 pm
@31-32, 37
http://theblemish.com/2009/03/after-hours-club-marisa-miller-in-perfect-10/marisa-miller-perfect-10-15/
http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/4474/50thmmiller04.jpg
The last time Marisa Miller was in Perfect 10 was in 2004 and her tits are 100% real. Fake tits wouldn’t flatten out and fall to the sides like that.
Seal | December 10, 2009 at 8:31 pm
@31, 37
http://news.makemeheal.com/images/heidi-klum-breast-implants.jpg
http://news.makemeheal.com/images/giselle-bundchen-plastic-surgery.jpg
Heidi Klum and Gisele Bündchen were both totally flat back in the day.
minx | December 10, 2009 at 9:25 pm
@12
First off, you’re a moron. If you for a second doubt that these are fake, then I don’t think YOU have actually ever seen boobs.
Victoria’s Secret models normally don’t have fake boobs, except that newish black chick that used to be engaged to Nick Cannon, Selita Ebanks I think.
The girl in these pics, however, is not a legit VS model. She just won a “contest” they held for this year’s show, meaning she was the best of the bunch, but they didn’t have much to pick from.
@34
You’re a moron too. This woman is neither famous nor makes millions.
tracy | December 10, 2009 at 9:45 pm
Some people are thin & have nice chests. Not me. I have the figure of a 12 year old boy… but others do. The chick is so gorgeous. Skinny, but gorgeous. She’s supposed to be a model right? Isn’t this typical??
tracy | December 10, 2009 at 9:45 pm
Some people are thin & have nice chests. Not me. I have the figure of a 12 year old boy… but others do. The chick is so gorgeous. Skinny, but gorgeous. She’s supposed to be a model right? Isn’t this typical??
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John | December 11, 2009 at 1:37 am
She looks like a big, ugly, galloping giraffe. Retouch time.
John | December 11, 2009 at 1:38 am
She looks like a big, ugly, galloping giraffe. Retouch time.
me | December 11, 2009 at 8:19 am
The person posting as “Fat Chicks Suck” is actually obese herself. FACT.
It’s called projection. Projecting your own insecurities onto others. If you
are truly happy with the way you look, there is no need to insult others.
Buddha | December 11, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Hot, a bit too skinny, and yes, her breasts are fake. Much more obvious than other VS gals, who yes, have them too.
temp | December 11, 2009 at 1:10 pm
@45: LOL. i actually lol-ed. because it’s true.
what the fuck were the voters thinking? that adriana lima look-alike should have won, even though she seemed like a conceited brat (well, pretty much all of them did, except for a couple).
uuuuuuuugh, i can’t stand her. she looks like a porn star.
ew. i hope she doesn’t become a regular in VS stuff.
e-rock | December 11, 2009 at 1:11 pm
@ Seal- Let me address a few things here:
1. Breast implants CAN actually fall to the sides, mine do. EXACTLy like Marissa Millers. Its called silicone vs. saline.
2. Did you see the recent photos of Heidi Klum? Those puppies are REAL.
3. I always said Giselse’s were implants. You didn’t read what I said.
4. I am a woman, with implants, not jealous of Marrissa Miller, I’m just not a naieve male who thinks he knows better then I do.
You really should know what you are talking about before you decide to make assumptions. ASSumptions that is.