Kylie Bisutti in a bikini

December 10th, 2009 // 46 Comments

In case you were concerned I’m only going to cover the noonerhole spelunkings of Tiger Woods, here’s the most dire and important news of our time: Brand new Victoria’s Secret model Kylie Bisutti posing in a bikini in St. Barth’s yesterday. How this information hasn’t consumed us all in a vortex of awe proves what I’ve always suspected: Golf is horseshit.

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  1. qwerty

    @29
    Are you serious about Marisa Miller?
    C’mon,no one’s THAT naive

  2. Modwild

    Very hot for a transgendered 13 tear old boy right in the middle of a sex change. Awesome.

  3. Kelly

    #33….You’re a fuckhead. No 13 yr old ANYTHING looks like this chic….!!

    Love you fat cunts….can’t stand the fact this woman is hot, famous, is a VS model and gets paid millions to walk around in lingerie, so you play the, ‘Looks like a boy card’….

    Fucking retard. Eat shit, seriously.

  4. Jammy

    That is one ugly man faced tranny if i ever did see one, a skinny one but still a man, and why does Victoria’s Secret always pick models that look like models that they already have , like how Miranda Kerr was supposed to be the new Adriana Lima and the other one i don’t know her name Isabella something who looks like Alessandra Ambrosio, and now this one who is supposed to look like that other man faced tranny Gissele Bundchen.

  5. Ben

    Marissa Miller doesn’t have fake tits. She was in perfect 10, you have to all natural to get into perfect her. I have the photos. Her tits are no bigger, than they used to be but they have sagged a bit, even when she’s wearing a bra you can tell compared to how perky they were in the magazine. People are just jealous. She just happens to be blessed (there are people like that out there)

    This is directed at the people throughout this thread who said she does.

  6. N

    To no 13 & 29:

    None of those people you listed have fake boobs! The fact that you have them yourself should make you able to see it. Next time, watch how Miller’s boobs jiggle with real fat when she walks. This girl (Kylie) is the only one with fakes.. And I think they allowed it for once because she’s not a proper VS model, but because she won it through the show.

  7. rekk

    Ike! It’s like a walking skeleton! With tits!

  8. Seal

    @31-32, 37

    http://theblemish.com/2009/03/after-hours-club-marisa-miller-in-perfect-10/marisa-miller-perfect-10-15/
    http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/4474/50thmmiller04.jpg

    The last time Marisa Miller was in Perfect 10 was in 2004 and her tits are 100% real. Fake tits wouldn’t flatten out and fall to the sides like that.

  9. minx

    @12
    First off, you’re a moron. If you for a second doubt that these are fake, then I don’t think YOU have actually ever seen boobs.
    Victoria’s Secret models normally don’t have fake boobs, except that newish black chick that used to be engaged to Nick Cannon, Selita Ebanks I think.
    The girl in these pics, however, is not a legit VS model. She just won a “contest” they held for this year’s show, meaning she was the best of the bunch, but they didn’t have much to pick from.
    @34
    You’re a moron too. This woman is neither famous nor makes millions.

  10. tracy

    Some people are thin & have nice chests. Not me. I have the figure of a 12 year old boy… but others do. The chick is so gorgeous. Skinny, but gorgeous. She’s supposed to be a model right? Isn’t this typical??

  11. tracy

    Some people are thin & have nice chests. Not me. I have the figure of a 12 year old boy… but others do. The chick is so gorgeous. Skinny, but gorgeous. She’s supposed to be a model right? Isn’t this typical??

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  13. John

    She looks like a big, ugly, galloping giraffe. Retouch time.

  14. John

    She looks like a big, ugly, galloping giraffe. Retouch time.

  15. me

    The person posting as “Fat Chicks Suck” is actually obese herself. FACT.
    It’s called projection. Projecting your own insecurities onto others. If you
    are truly happy with the way you look, there is no need to insult others.

  16. Buddha

    Hot, a bit too skinny, and yes, her breasts are fake. Much more obvious than other VS gals, who yes, have them too.

  17. temp

    @45: LOL. i actually lol-ed. because it’s true.

    what the fuck were the voters thinking? that adriana lima look-alike should have won, even though she seemed like a conceited brat (well, pretty much all of them did, except for a couple).

    uuuuuuuugh, i can’t stand her. she looks like a porn star.
    ew. i hope she doesn’t become a regular in VS stuff.

  18. e-rock

    @ Seal- Let me address a few things here:

    1. Breast implants CAN actually fall to the sides, mine do. EXACTLy like Marissa Millers. Its called silicone vs. saline.

    2. Did you see the recent photos of Heidi Klum? Those puppies are REAL.

    3. I always said Giselse’s were implants. You didn’t read what I said.

    4. I am a woman, with implants, not jealous of Marrissa Miller, I’m just not a naieve male who thinks he knows better then I do.

    You really should know what you are talking about before you decide to make assumptions. ASSumptions that is.

  19. Buddha

    Do searches on her..fugly face..should have known..and big hard-looking fake-tits..not my type. Looked like a wanna-be myspace model.
    Cheesy..but VS does do great makeovers..she needs to take out the saline floaters and put in silicone like Marissa and Adriana iMHO!

  20. Buddha

    BTW: Marissa does have fake ones..I know for a fact. ( My gf went to the same surgeon and hers look 100% real too!).they were fake in Perfect 10, too..That doushy mag let alot of gals go in with fake ones ( their purpose was to sell and make sure they looked real! Surprise!
    Marissa just had saggers and implants fill up saggy boobs and make them look real..And she went up a size and got them replaced after 10. Of course she will lie..Why should she ever tell the truth? Duh..it is all about a fantasy..Giselle and Adriana Lima are fake, too..They are just small implants..scope out old pics of them..Brazil does great implant jobs, and all plastic surgery for a matter of fact!
    Heidi Klum is another one..My friend Kai knew her when she started out early in the industry. He is a great guy who has no reason to lie :she was flat but saggy..She had her boobs and nose done in Germany..
    Hello! They are models!
    Who cares about this all anyhow? Marilyn Monroe had a nose job, chin implant, and silicone injections in her breasts ( dangerous, which got infected close to her death)
    Megan Fox: Nose, Lips, breasts, lipo, small chin implant. Yadda Yaddah Yaddah!
    These people are in the media and have to live up to another sort of standard than those in daily life, and it is getting tougher every year. So they enhance..It isn’t that big of a deal. they were all attractive before, anyhow..Just improving on what God gave them. In Hollywood and Fashion it is no big deal..Men get enhanced just as often these days, but it is so subtle you can’t recognize it..
    Happy Holidays!

  21. Buddha

    http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2009/12/kylie-bisutti-186.jpg

    Rough..Like 40 or porny..hmm..not diggin it..Plus she’s from LV..HA

  22. Seal

    Buddha, how can you know for a “fact” Marisa Miller has fake boobs and that your gf went to the same surgeon as her? I don’t think surgeons would talk about their celebrity patients or soon they wouldn’t have any. IF Marisa Miller’s tits are fake, her surgeon deserves a medal. They look real to me albeit way too big for her frame.

    Heidi Klum’s boobs are definitely fake because she didn’t have any boobs whatsoever when she started out.

    Megan Fox has a chin implant? Hadn’t heard that one. I have seen pictures from her high school days and I don’t think her chin has changed at all. Why would she have gotten a chin implant anyway? Although it wouldn’t surprise me because she looks fake as shit.

  23. Seal

    Buddha, how can you know for a “fact” Marisa Miller has fake boobs and that your gf went to the same surgeon as her? I don’t think surgeons would talk about their celebrity patients or soon they wouldn’t have any. IF Marisa Miller’s tits are fake, her surgeon deserves a medal. They look real to me albeit way too big for her frame.

    Heidi Klum’s boobs are definitely fake because she didn’t have any boobs whatsoever when she started out.

    Megan Fox has a chin implant? Hadn’t heard that one. I have seen pictures from her high school days and I don’t think her chin has changed at all. Why would she have gotten a chin implant anyway? Although it wouldn’t surprise me because she looks fake as shit.

  24. Seal

    @54- Wow, she looks like an entirely different person in that picture. What the hell did they do to her?

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  26. Jeff

    her face looks like megan fox just WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY hotter

  27. She does look a little rough in my book.

  28. lillybear

    RE: Marissa’s surgeon. She used to model with my gf in early days in LA. They both went to a certain someone in Bev Hills..he is very very good!
    Marissa’s changed ALOT! In side Hollywood,many people know who’s had surgery but it is NO biggie…It just isn’t shared with the rest of the world! B/C then they would allout one another..lol
    My gal hated that business and quit at 23. She went off into real estate!
    We are happy..She is gorgeous! Her boobies look like MArissa’s,fyi!
    We have settled down out of the spotlight. It wreaks havoc on relationships. BTW: it doesn’t stop us from scoping out the modelblogs/pics..and the gossip!
    It is fun!

  29. lillybear

    RE: Marissa’s surgeon. She used to model with my gf in early days in LA. They both went to a certain someone in Bev Hills..he is very very good!
    Marissa’s changed ALOT! In side Hollywood,many people know who’s had surgery but it is NO biggie…It just isn’t shared with the rest of the world! B/C then they would allout one another..lol
    My gal hated that business and quit at 23. She went off into real estate!
    We are happy..She is gorgeous! Her boobies look like MArissa’s,fyi!
    We have settled down out of the spotlight. It wreaks havoc on relationships. BTW: it doesn’t stop us from scoping out the modelblogs/pics..and the gossip!
    It is fun!

  30. lillybear

    PS:Lillybear is the nameon my gf’s comp for this site! So,no I do not have a vag#*a ornoramIposing..It is her comp!
    Happy Holidays! whether you like em real or fake!
    They are just boobalas!
    God Bless and peace out!
    PS: I am digging this site..It is funny and better than the others! Great job,now I know why my babie’s addicted to it!

  31. lillybear

    Okay,Nick’s been on here! How silly the argument.
    I am his girlfriend,and yes my breasts are fake. So are Marissa’s.
    G. F. ( surgeon ,Bev Hills.)
    Lips are sealed :)

  32. e-rock

    @Lillybear and Budda (love the name)- exactly!! So you think Heidi’s are fake? Not that it matters, they look damn good either way, but I consider myself an expert at saying who has them and who doesn’t. If you look at the recent pictures of her naked (you can find them on this site), they look 100% real to me.
    What do you think?
    @ Seal- told you so!!! hahaha. sorry, had to say that. ;o)
    Happy Holidays!!

  33. travis

    people people people.. there is a difference between being healthy and just being plain skinny. This Kylie girl is nothing but a bag of bones. For women to be healthy they need to be a lot thinner than the “average” american these days yes! but i doubt Kylie has any cardiocascular fitness and that is the most important factor when it comes to overall health. She looks good but most guys would agree with me and say she is too thin. I prefer women to have some muscle tonage and definition. Kylie has none, she is just really really thin to the point where she looks sickly, she has no muscles at all and that is just as nasty as looking like the blob, or even worse the old school gladiator chicks

  34. Kylie, looks awesome in the swim suit. she definitely has a gorgeous figure.

  35. photo of this girl is really very nice.

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  37. Jen

    I love the arguing about the boobs. LOL. who gives a shit. she’s hot. theyre all hot.

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  39. sydney

    bs. alessandra never got implants. she actually said on tyra bank’s show that she got cosmetic surgery for her ears when she was 11 and that made her never want to get plastic surgery ever again.

  40. very very beautiful woman..

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    Cock Dr
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    How could Jesus not love this woman? Look at that devout position there on the sand.

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    Misana
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    Gee… those look real.

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    Mama Pinkus
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    she looks like a walking stick with implants

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