Kylie Jenner Porn Watch: Day 3

Captain’s Log. Porndate 93218.25: Morale is… low. Now three days into our… mission, and yet no confirmations of… porn anywhere. What is… taking so long? Tricorder readings of… whore molecules are… off the charts. But it’s almost as if…. something or… someone is attempting to… manufacture anticipation for the porn. But why? And for… what purpose? The crew looks to me for… answers, but I have… none. We should have been… home days ago, perhaps as… soon as we even left. And yet, here we are still… adrift. I give it less than a week before… mutiny.

Kirk out.

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