Kylie Jenner Porn Watch: Day 2

Captain’s Log. Porndate 93215.29: Not even… two days into our mission and already we’ve… intercepted a request from a collective known as… Brazzers. While initial scans indicate a… legitimate pornographic offer… the message itself is… crude and lacks a certain… finesse that I myself have used to… seduce countless alien women… At least I think they were women… I mostly just picked a hole and… fucked it.

Kirk out.

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