Kylie Jenner Porn Watch: Day 1

Captain’s Log: We are… nearing… the… porn horizon. Breasts are… prominently displayed, but not yet naked… Scanner readings detect… high levels of silicone waiting… to be used. Initial contacts with the mother indicate a… highly evil presence… that unfortunately is crucial to our… mission. Should she… double-cross us… phasers will almost definitely be… useless.

Kirk out.

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