Kylie Jenner Wants To Do Playboy

Because it’s apparently Credibility? You’re On The Internet! Day, Hollywood Life is reporting that Kylie Jenner wants to do Playboy the second she turns 18, and that her mother will gladly arrange it for her which actually sounds believable as fuck. The Bible’s not even that realistic. But in all honesty, the Playboy talk is entirely so I have an excuse to post a 17-year-old’s cleavage photos without going, “Hey, look at these 17-year-old’s cleavage photos.” Like I did three days ago. YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, HANSON! *drops smoke pellet*

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