Kylie Jenner Looks Healthy, Natural

In the End Times there will be Four Horsemen who ride upon the earth as it begins its descent into a lake of fire: Conquest, War, Famine, and George Zimmerman. However, there is a secret Horsemen whose name one dare not speak for it works in the shadows preparing the path for its four more prominent siblings, and goddammit, stop saying it’s Obama. It’s not Obama. It’s Selfie The Wonder Colt. Selfie The Wonder Colt is the secret horse, and you know what? Fuck it. Now you just made me mad. Here’s stupid Kylie Jenner doing a stupid interview where I’m pretty sure she’s just doing an stupid impression of stupid Kim Kardashian and/or turning into a human sedative. Tom-ay-to, tom-ah-to. That said, in an ideal world, I should be able to bring this video into child services and say, “Holy shit, did you see this kid’s face?!” and then watch Kris Jenner get shot in the Botox with a stun gun. “But, noooo, we don’t want to separate a child from its mother blah blah blah…”

(h/t The Fab Life)

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