We Don’t Need Kim Kardashian Anymore, The Kim Model Is Obsolete
Kim Kardashian went to the MET Gala last night, which she probably shouldn’t have done because her replacement model The KylieFuckThousand™ was there, too, and I’m pretty sure if they occupy the same space a wormhole opens up then Kanye West begs someone to shove their fingers in it. It’s a mess. You don’t want to see it. Or this either.
“Have you seen John Connor? Hopefully 18-year-old John Connor?”