Kylie Sending Kim To Slaughter Is Something We Can All Agree On

Animal activists would have you believe that cows know they’re about to be killed, but that couldn’t be farther from the truth. They’re dumb animals whose lives consist of nothing but consumption until they’re fat enough for us not to give a shit about tossing them into a grinder, which is the most polite metaphor I can come up with regarding America’s interest in Kim Kardashian. So while she attempts to milk her second pregnancy with even more ridiculous clothing and bullshit modesty, she doesn’t even realize that she’s Taco Bell meat and Kylie is Chipotle carnitas. *rereads Fish’s instructions on making this a sociologically neutral tit post* Did I mention Kylie’s pedophile boyfriend is in here? *watches Fish tear up paycheck*

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