Jaden Smith Disguised Himself As Iron Man While Out With Kylie Jenner. Ahh, Young Love…

May 30th, 2013 // 65 Comments
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Over the weekend, Vulture posted a goddamn ridiculous interview with Will and Jaden Smith where they literally described themselves as physicists who understand patterns thanks to their knowledge of multidimensional mathematics. I’m talking a level of fart-sniffing that would make James Franco‘s dicknose so hard it could cum on a mime. So naturally Jaden followed it up by dressing like Iron Man and walking around New York with Kylie Jenner who his dad had just taken special care not to let his son talk about while essentially trashing her entire family and everything they stand for:

It’s been reported that you might be dating Kylie Jenner. The Kardashians have treated their fame as the family business. Do you guys see yourselves as similar or different? [Will, laughing, holds up his hand for Jaden not to speak.]
Jaden: I’m trying to understand.
Will: Don’t. You know, he’s never had to, to deal with those kinds of questions.
 
Well, forget the Kardashians … maybe you could just…
Will: [Mimicking] “So how do you think your life is similar or un-similar to people’s names in Calabasas?” For our family, the entire structure of our life, our home, our business relationships—the entire purpose is for everyone to be able to create in a way that makes them happy. Fame is almost an inconsequential by-product of what we’re really trying to accomplish. We are trying to put great things into the world, we’re trying to have fun, and we’re trying to become the greatest versions of ourselves in the process of doing things we love. So the idea of fame or exploitation or orchestrating the media is sometimes even less than desirable for us.

What’s amazing is that this interview has been out for days, yet Kris Jenner still let Kylie hang out with Jayden because in case you haven’t noticed, there are fucking cameras everywhere. Also, I’m pretty sure it’s not that hard to make a 15-year-old boy not wear a condom.

“Don’t worry, Jaden, I trust y-”
GEH! … Was that supposed to happen already?”
“You’re on the other side of the room.”
“Dad?”
“It’s fine, son.”

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Jaden: I think that there is that special equation for everything, but I don’t think our mathematics have evolved enough for us to even—I think there’s, like, a whole new mathematics that we’d have to learn to get that equation.
    Will: I agree with that.
    Jaden: It’s beyond mathematical. It’s, like, multidimensional mathematical, if you can sort of understand what I’m saying.

    Shut the fuck up. Fuck you.

    • JC

      Dear Jaden: Multidimensional mathematics already exists. It’s called “mathematics.” Get your face out of Kardashian snatch and put it in a book.

      Dear Will: There’s already a branch of mathematics used to describe the likelihood of events. It’s called “probability.” Except other than bookies, nobody gives a shit about the probability of Oscar winners. It’s not a key to the single theory of everything in the universe.

      In summary: You’re both shitheads.

  2. inkydink

    what a retard.

  3. Jaden Smith Iron Man Costume Kylie Jenner
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    Hey, its that gay Power Ranger. Glad to see he’s back.

  4. I’ve watched pornos with more believable costuming.

  5. Jaden Smith Iron Man Costume Kylie Jenner
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    The most effective repulsor this kid has is his personality and his family.

  6. bill

    In the interest of fairness, before he became famous Will Smith was accepted to MIT. He may be a bit insufferable, but he is very smart.

    • Morons Institute of Texas?

      He got accepted on the I’m black and you have affirmative action program.

      • Jazzy Jeff

        No far off actually.. per wikipedia:

        It is untrue, though widely reported, that Smith turned down a scholarship to attend the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT); he never applied to the school,[10] although he was admitted to a “pre-engineering program” there.[9] According to Smith, “My mother, who worked for the School Board of Philadelphia, had a friend who was the admissions officer at MIT. I had pretty high SAT scores and they needed black kids, so I probably could have gotten in. But I had no intention of going to college.”

      • Love the name.

    • Jon Stewart

      You can get a sense of his intelligence by listening to him speak.

      Erf y’knowhatimsayin’? Yo tight.. j’knowwhatimsaying? Erf!

    • bill

      My mistake. It appears he is just insufferable then.

    • Burt

      Otherwise intelligent people have been known to believe in the most asinine notions.

  7. You put these pictures up but not the ones of him wearing a fucking skirt/dress, really?

  8. Robb7

    Kardashians — even inflated-ego maniacs can’t stand ‘em.

  9. Jaden Smith Iron Man Costume Kylie Jenner
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    It’s not Halloween, asshole. This would be the perfect time to kick him in the balls and run away while he has no peripheral vision.

  10. Freebie

    What is it with the Kardashians and dark meat?

  11. Okay, so we all know the Smith kid is a conceited punk and the Jenner kid is heiress apparent to Famewhore Inc. Fine. My question is, do girls actually go out with you nowadays if you’re dressed a superhero? Where were these girls when I was in high school? I used to check my pockets for Dungeons and Dragons dice in a sheer panic.

  12. Jaden Smith Iron Man Costume Kylie Jenner
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    This is bullshit. When you’re a celebrant, it’s “Haha! isn’t he clever?”
    But if a regular Joe tries to impress his lady by wearing an Iron Man costume on a date, it’s all like “Restraining order!”

  13. Cock Dr

    More proof that things are all fucked up….and becoming more so by the minute.
    But we all have cameras now so at least there is that entertainment factor.

  14. WTF

    These rich “parents” are fucking disgusting, and their kids are worse. Stop giving these families money by watching their shows, buying their products, etc. Yeesh.

  15. Guy

    It’s good to see the attention whore children of attention whores don’t need to draw even MORE attention to themselves than they already are given. They truly are just like us.

  16. Jaden Smith Iron Man Costume Kylie Jenner
    CANTSTOPSTARING
    Commented on this photo:

    A child pretending to be an adult, along with a kid in an Iron Man suit.

  17. Jaden Smith Iron Man Costume Kylie Jenner
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    Kanye just threw his iPhone across the room. “Damn, Yeezy could have worn a mask?!?”

  18. o0

    Even with the costume and his face covered, he still reeks of douchebag. I hate everything about this kid.

  19. Jaden Smith Iron Man Costume Kylie Jenner
    Commented on this photo:

    “OK, three votes for Gramercy Tavern, and one for ‘That McDonald’s with the big Playland.’ Big surprise.”

  20. Just this once

    Unlike a condom this is 100% effective.

  21. furious about everything

    why won’t my daddy buy me everything? I am sooooo under privileged !!
    Emancipation? he needs babysitting when he walks out the front door .
    Reviews on the ” After Earth” movie are not highly positive

  22. drinks frequently alone

    This kid is heading for a Michael Jackson – like existence . I consulted a tarot – card reader and she sees Propofol in his future

  23. Jaden Smith makes you feel
    He’s a total douche with a movie deal
    As Iron Man, like it’s Hallowe’en
    He looks like a doll that has no peen!
    Amazing ego!
    Thats Jayden Smith!
    Entitled child star!
    Thats Jayden Smith!

  24. uneasy in social situations

    Aw! Somebody needs attention! like this pissant doesn’t get enough attention everyday !
    This is going to end well .
    Move over , fucked – up hollywood spawn , there’s a new poster boy for parental over – indulgence in town

  25. social drug user

    Maybe sonny boy caught daddy doing the difficult brown on another young man .
    Now whatever he wants, he gets !

  26. Jaden Smith Iron Man Costume Kylie Jenner
    Beer Baron
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    “Siiickkk costume bro!” -Guy in blue t-shirt.

    In reality, “Look at this fuckin’ idiot.” would have been the appropriate comment. You see people, this is why we need Bullies! Bullies do the grunt work, the dirty work, so we don’t have to soil our hands.

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    Beer Baron
    Commented on this photo:

    “My lazers go PEW PEW!”

  28. whistles down dark alleys

    Yo, boy , ya’ll ain’t gonna get laid with that costume on! Even Kardashian has her limits . Unless , ya’ll find other boys more attractive , jus like Daddy!

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    Batu Khan
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    You, you in the blue shirt! You speak for all of us!

  30. Hey guy in blue, the difference between being laughed at and laughing with you can be subtle to some and obvious to others.

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    Jumbalee
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    Infinitely more expressive than his usual facial expression!

  32. Just this once

    Jaden Smith, a riddle, wrapped in himself, inside a nerd suit.

  33. Nonnie Moose

    I usually find Kylie to be rather cute, but in these pictures she looks remarkably like a 30-something whore. Guess the genes are coming out.

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    caley
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    “Even with my repulsor boots set to ‘hover’, she’s still taller than me!”

  35. Jaden Smith Iron Man Costume Kylie Jenner
    caley
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    “Hang on your mask isn’t straight…you wouldn’t want to look like a lunatic, would you?!”

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    caley
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    “Halt! Iron Man needs Legos!”

  37. Jaden Smith Iron Man Costume Kylie Jenner
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh man, that’s the most embarrassing thing I’ve seen someone wear in public. No, not the Iron Man mask, rather the shirt the blonde’s wearing. What is that? Cheesecake shots of teenage David Duchovny?!

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    caley
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    Nice to see Modok helping him out of the car!

  39. IronWuss

    He may be dressed in Iron, but’s she’s digging for gold.

  40. Jaden Smith Iron Man Costume Kylie Jenner
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    Never mind Kyle whothefuckever… who is the doll adjusting the mask? Give her my resume willya?

  41. Jaden Smith Iron Man Costume Kylie Jenner
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    That chick looks a bit like Courtney Stodden with a pretty face. Close, though.

  42. I think both of the Jenner young ladies are quite pretty. What the hell Kylie is doing with this piece of shit is totally beyond comprehension. Every time I see that punk, he looks like he’s going to cry.

  43. Burt

    Desperate to look like a complete nerd in order to give the impression that his latest movie is proper sci-fi, not some vapid popcorn movie?

  44. Jaden Smith Iron Man Costume Kylie Jenner
    quickrick
    Commented on this photo:

    what’s up with this family and black guys?? mom’s fetish??

  45. marchlily

    both families have issues- these two punks belong together

  46. Jaden Smith Iron Man Costume Kylie Jenner
    Australia
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s Lincoln Lewis in the blue shirt! Loved him on Home and Away!

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