Oh Good, Kris Jenner Sold Kylie To Jaden Smith

Jaden Smith is only 14-years-old, but he’s retarded rich and best friends with Justin Bieber making him the perfect candidate for Kris Jenner to pimp Kylie out to insure the future of the Kardashian brand. “How’s his bladder?” she probably asked Jada Pinkett-Smith, “From a mother to a mother.” But before everyone gets all freaked out, don’t worry, Will Smith chaperoned their date Saturday night so everything was on the up-and-up. “Listen, Kylie, I’m sure you’re nervous and all dating my son, but I won’t you to know that his mother and I draw the line at him letting him dress like a shithead and buying young girls like property. Little man’s going to be a perfect gentleman tonight, and I’ll be here most of the time to make sure that happens. But when I’m not here, you two sit your asses down and don’t go anywhere near that men’s room, or I swear to God, Jaden, no leg bandanas for a month. Don’t go messing with me, son.”

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