Kylie Jenner Is Allowed To Talk Publicly About Jaden Smith? You Don’t Say…

May 31st, 2013 // 28 Comments
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Presumably because she doesn’t understand complex interstellar mathematic computations, the sum of which always equals wearing an Iron Man costume to a five star restaurant, Kylie Jenner engrammed the hell out of Jaden Smith‘s thetans (It’s clear the Smiths are whack job Scientologists at this point, right?) by talking about their friendship to some reporter. Via E! News

“It’s refreshing,” she tells us. “Some people don’t understand and some people do. And it’s just great to have someone grow up in the same position as you and you can relate in that kind of way, so it’s fun.”

First, I had no clue Jaden grew up waxing his older sister’s backs and fluffing NBA stars while his mother set up the camera and carved pentagrams onto a bible cover. Second, is anyone as surprised as me that this girl is only just now talking about him? I honestly thought their first play date would have been shot from a low angle in night vision then leaked online in conjunction with a perfume, clothing line, album release party, and E! News exclusive. “You’ll call them Kyja,” Kris Jenner would purr into Jason Kennedy’s ear, her full fist hungrily probing his anus, “Or maybe Jalyie, yes, let’s go with Jaylie.”

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  1. JC

    Christ, she really drank the Kool-Aid, didn’t she? Honey, as douchey as he may be, Jaden grew up around parents who were successful at actually doing things, like music and movies. You grew up around famewhores that accomplish nothing but lower our society’s average IQ. Not really the same.

    • Little Jimmy

      In all fairness that’s not completly true. Kim did make an interacial golden shower porno with RayJ where she sucks her own excriment off his dick after getting plowed in her ass. And she has released a few songs, granted they were terrible even when compaired to contemporary standards like Rebecca Black’s “Friday”. But she does have a body of work, if you want to call it that, that she (and her pimp mother) can point to.

      • JC

        I’m going to start a death metal band called International Golden Shower.

      • FruitLoop

        She doesn’t do anal or A2M in her video. I know, you could have at least found something to jerk it to if she had. It’s about as plain jane vanilla as can be actually.

  2. Kylie Jenner Legs Minidress After Earth Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Filthy little goatling.

    • Jake

      I’d ride that goat hard.

      • Daniel Bryan

        NO – NO – NO

      • Kris Jenner

        Shoot me an email, I’m sure we can work something out.
        The same people that run this site also manage our offical Kardashian sites so just send it here at SpinMedia.

        We accept all major credit cards, and will accept other goods in trade with prior arrangements.

        loves and kisses,
        Kris

        PS – ask about our discount to African Americans (not available to high-yellow or red-bones). Also, it is advisable that you begin a Valtrex regime at least one week prior to meeting with our girls.

  3. You really have to wonder what new and different ways this young woman is going to be whored out, to keep the Kardasian franchise humming along, so everybody gets a taste of that income while it lasts..

    • Actually, this mini Khloe aka Girlzilla and her sister will be over shadowed by the evil spawn of the Skank and the Dumbell. And the show continues ad infinitum.

  4. “full fist HUNGRILY probing his anus”??? Jesus, photo boy…

  5. anonymous

    I am 1000% sure she wouldn’t find her date wearing an Iron Man costume “refreshing” if Jaden and his family were broke as hell.

  6. Future famewhore and current reigning teenaged douchebag champion getting together is very “refreshing” indeed, Kylie.

    You know what else is refreshing? The millions of internet pervs waiting for your inevitable sextape/playboy shoot upskirt shots. I mean, your sister got pissed on to become famous. It’ll be interesting to see how you top that.

    • Nonnie Moose

      She’ll be paid to publicly “date” black celebrities and athletes. And of course each dating session comes with a personalized sex tape.

  7. Deacon Jones

    Id hit it.

  8. Fnord

    Damn, why couldn’t he at least date the fake Victoria’s secret one? This girls got all the money in the world and she still looks average as fkk.

  9. How long before she can legally leak a sex tape?

  10. Jeezo-Flip, Kylie, who writes your dialog? “It’s refreshing…so it’s fun.”
    Apparently someone is trying to make us believe that those words were extemporaneously produced out of the mouth of a 15 year old? Give us a fucking break!

  11. Robb7

    Collectively these five kunts + the fat brother rack up an IQ of 120. Seacrest should be shot for unleashing these limelight-seeking cretins.

  12. Piece of shit Kardashians, only interested in black people, specifically black men if they have shitloads of money, other than that, fuck them. And these stupid fuckers let themselves get used by them.

  13. kery

    Kylie looks like kloe with the big head and hips , they are like twins jejeje this family is so stupid that kris is the worst mother ever…

  14. irinac

    lollll i dont get how ANYONE is a scientologist
    im not a fan of any religion (but at least the others were so long ago we can have some mystery about them – we KNOW WHO THE CREATOR OF SCIENTOLOGY!! Who in their right mind believes this ish).
    ALSO no joke once i was invited to a scientology center in NYC and three people cornered me – thank god my dad was a block away and threatened to kill those creepy fuckers.

    uhmmm oh yeah kardashians . . . who cares shes a 15 yr old girl – who fuckinggggg caressss

  15. lilgrandma

    She like her sisters she only goes with rich boys not just a boy with a real life.This dumbasses that goes for white trash like them should be ashame and maybe they think they too good for a black girl.Black girls are real they don’t have gel in their asses!! They just all the same and shame on the Smiths for allowing it for as good as they think they are!!

  16. mark

    a) Jaden is as obnoxious as any Kardashian, as is his family, so it’s a perfect fit – bone and get pregnant, would make a great reality show b) since Kris Kardashian orchestrates her kids’ every move, and Kylie is the latest who must date a black guy, why is Kris with that old white woman who used to be Bruce Jenner?

  17. chicka

    must suck to be the ugly one among that gaggle of monkeys

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