Kim Kardashian Is Officially Redundant

Here’s Kylie Jenner at the grand opening of Sugar Factory in South Beach over the weekend which is all the evidence a jury needs to convict Kris Jenner of cloning Kim Kardashian, so why we are we all still standing here? Somebody get a warrant and one of those shotguns shaped like a cross, and let’s bring her in. *calls up priest* Yeah, it’s me. Did you say chop off the first head and burn the second one that replaces it, or vice versa? I keep forgetting.

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