Kylie Jenner Is Destroying America
Folks often say that farmers are the backbone of America. God, decent, salt of the earth people that you can set your watch to. Except here’s one bringing his granddaughters to meet Kylie Jenner before starting a fight with the paparazzi for interrupting their moment with a walking 18-year-old sex doll who’s only famous because an R&B singer peed on her half-sister. So maybe farmers are actually bullshit, and we need to destroy them all before their cancer spreads. Think about it.