Kylie Jenner Was Christina Aguilera For Halloween

Back before she was getting shitfaced and boned in the bathroom during family functions, Christina Aguilera looked like this. Which is why the F-1000 aka the cybernetic organism built to fuck and destroy known as Kylie Jenner put on her outfit from the Dirty video. I should also point out that the song came out in 2002 when Kylie was supposedly five human years old, and not the ageless assbot that Kris Jenner brought to life with blood magic. Also, does this mean Tyga is supposed to be Redman? If so, I think there are some second amendment folks who might want to look into that.

Because they love rap music so much. Why? What do you think?

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