Kylie Jenner’s Secret Is Ass Cream?

Like her sisters before her, Kylie Jenner has been pumped full of collagen, fillers, Brazilian butt meat, and who fucking knows for a process more commonly referred to as “The Pornening.” Except she’s not 18 yet, so here’s Kylie earning her keep by telling her (30 fucking million?!) Instagram followers that her tits and ass are the result of “all-natural” cremes and lotions because the human body works like that. Then again, maybe the female body does. Shit, babies fall out of it, so that puts everything on the table. I heard you’re not even supposed to feed it after midnight.

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