Kylie Jenner Flipped Out At A Hotel After Being Denied Bottle Service

October 25th, 2013 // 48 Comments
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I’m going to be frank: Kylie Jenner was my favorite of the inevitable wonder whore twins. She has the Kardashian curves, she doesn’t want to be an anorexic model like Kendall, and I spend a lot of time alone on the Internet where I say really weird things that sound creepy when I go back and reread them like this whole post so far. Anyway, apparently Kylie reached the next stage in her metawhorephosis by throwing a goddamn hissy fit at hotel after being denied bottle service. Not only that, but the report came from People who generally avoids this kind of horseshit unless they have very good reasons not to:

On Oct. 18, the 16-year-old Keeping Up With the Kardashians star reportedly cruised into a luxe Beverly Hills hotel around 8:30 p.m. with her longtime friend Jaden Smith, 15, and a group of other young pals.
According to a hotel source, Kylie was in “a good mood” – that is, until she requested employees provide her and her pals alcohol and bottle service.
An insider claims that when Kylie was turned down, she berated the hotel host, asking, “Do you know who I am?” The source adds that the reality star also declared the swanky hotel “not worth her time.”
We’re told the host held firm as Jenner stormed out of the bar with her entourage while reportedly cursing that the establishment was “f–– lame.”
“She was a complete nightmare,” says the hotel source. “She started out really nice. But when she didn’t get what she wanted, it was like someone flipped a switch.”

Kylie has since fired back on Twitter because her mother’s blood courses through her veins forsaking all goodness, purity and truth:

Bout to be straight up because I’m sick & tired of the rumors this past week..
I’m sorry to disappoint, but Kendall & I will not grow up to be let downs. I know that’s what some people would unfortunately like to see…
but I’m not going to sit around and let grown adults create untrue stories about me underage drinking & partying every night with a fake I.D
..And F.Y.I. regarding the “club nights”, I was with my father & family supporting my brother and sister-in-law
We can stop with all the stories now

And my favorite part:

And to all the young girls out there just like me, carry yourself with class and dignity and don’t let ANYONE determine your future

“Unless it’s your mom and she’s powerful sorceress. In which case, you’re going to have sex with a dude while she films it, so you might as well get it over with. And really it’s not that bad. I only cried curled up in the shower for three days then dad took us to Pinkberry until his nose fell off. The cold does that.”

Photos: FameFlynet

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  1. Cock Dr

    So will these type of public shenanigans get her more party appearance bookings, or fewer? Because that’s why she’s at these places…mommy sold her.
    Is it any wonder she wants to drink and numb the pain?

  2. I am completely shocked by this kind of behaviour. Completely unexpected from her family.

    Hm… looks like the “sarcasm” tag isn’t working…

  3. inkydinky

    what a little cunt.

  4. Mimi

    Its okay, she is allowed to rebel since she is the ugly one.

  5. meme

    Honey, the last thing you are is classy and dignified. You’re trash like your entire family.

  6. If you raise a kid in that environment, what does anyone think they’ll act like? I just feel bad for her.

  7. I’d make Jaden Smith take a urine test before he could date my daughter. Not for drugs or anything, just checking that he can produce adequate volume.

    • Jesus, I’d make your daughter take a DNA test first. I’d refuse to believe that any child with my genetic material could be so droolingly imbecilic as to actually want to date Jaden Smith.

  8. I am not a betting man, but I have a feeling she will be the one that will have the next Kardashian sex tape. The heir to the throne, or toilet bowl so to speak.

    • JC

      My only hope is that they’ve already filmed the sex tape, and when it “leaks” 2 years from now, they prove that it was filmed when she was 16 and Mama Whores is brought up on child pornography charges. That’s the only thing I can see finally turning the retarded fans off of this family.

      • RayJ

        The video has already been made. It was shot a few months ago in Europe where age of consent, child pornography, and public urination laws are more relaxed. The video is being stored in a vault in Switzerland along with all the videos and expired Valtrex bottles that Paris Hilton left in her storage locker when her lease ran out. PimpMom is planning to ‘leak’ it sometime next summer when KUWTK goes into reruns.

  9. Ross

    UGLY PLAIN CUUUNT

  10. “Metawhorephosis”…. I nominate that for entry into the dictionary. Immediately.

  11. Bob

    She doesn’t actually deny underage drinking and partying, just doing it “every night”.

  12. EDWARD ELIZABETH HITLER

    I’m looking forward to reading the headlines someday that the whole Whore Klan has died in a flaming plane wreck. Preferably crashing into the TLC studios, causing TLC to burn to rubble in the process.

  13. Dox

    Lets be realistic people.
    The Kardashians have pimped and sold themselves. “Weddings”, child birth, engagements, family drama… whatever. They packaged it and sold it to Americans who apparently loved it. At this point, they could perform human sacrifices on live television while Kris Jenner bathed in virgin blood, and Kim bit the heads off live puppies, and it honestly wouldn’t shock me.

    We really need to go with my plan a…. or b.

  14. So a Kardashian pulls a “Dina Lohan.” Shocker. Not.

  15. Kylie Jenner Daisy Dukes
    bohamund De hautervile
    Commented on this photo:

    Mila looks like beau hunk or more like a log carrier from the Ukraine

  16. Juch

    In a related story, Baby Beiber had a tantrum about the quality of his diaper and bottle service.

  17. “…She has the Kardashian curves…”
    Read: tits!

  18. “She has the Kardashian curves” is this moron’s way of saying she’s chunky, cause the moron that writes this shitty site loves fat bottomed girls, just like Freddie Mercury, who was also a gay guy pretending to like women.

  19. lameass

    “with her longtime friend Jaden Smith, 15…) Longtime friend? I’ve had friends longer than that kids been alive.

  20. Smapdi

    I say give her the bottle service! The sooner she has a bottle in her hand, the sooner she can break it over Jaden’s head.

  21. You’re on your way to being a great famewhore, Kylie. Mama Kris must be so proud. Once again, I look forward to the sex tape.

  22. next is butt job

    everybody notice that her mom let kylie have a boob job already…she is 16 still

  23. anonymous

    The saving grace here is Kris will put out that sex tape in two years of Kylie getting it in the ass.

  24. kery

    Conceited bitch. That program should disappear soon ’cause we are tired of those fatties!!

  25. Bob

    “Do you know who I am?”

    To which I would have answered, “You’rr an underage girl who’s minutes away from being arrested for trespassing and attempting to procure alcohol illegally if you and your friends don’t vacate the premises now.”

  26. Visible

    That’s Sophia Richie she’s with!! As in Lionel and Nicole Richie… There was potential for some classic Superficial Humor here. But probably best not to create any more of these little self-centered fame-lettes. Let her live in Instagram.

  27. Edvard Munch

    Not only that, shes fugly. She’s Khloe II.

  28. lance

    like mother, like daughter. a model? she did not choose out. she didn’t have what they were looking for per sources. one thing: hght

  29. yup

    Good for the host. About time these entitled little twats find out that the world doesn’t revolve around them. The hotel will go on, long after Kylie Jenner has lost her attention-whore money & has to give blowjobs to random dudes to pay her rent…

  30. poor kylie. shes just lashing out- being the fugliest must be hard

  31. Let me clarify something: She can’t have the “Kardashian Curves” because she ISN’T a Kardashian. Those “curves” come from her mother, AKA The Beast. NOW. Secondly, about said curves: You’d better be careful, little Kylie- one or two bottles of alcohol too, and…well…Let’s just say you’re no Kendall. Watch the doughnuts, sweetie.

  32. What’s the surest sign that you have no class?
    You text the world about how “classy” you are.

  33. MyMyMy

    People who are calling her ugly and chunky need to knock it off, that’s just being mean. But I do feel bad for her having a mom and older sisters who are influencing her to be selfish and greedy and thoughtless of others. I just wish that their “15 minutes” of fame would end soon. They court the press, but then cry when something negative is written about them. It comes with the territory. Get over it! Famous for nothing except Kim’s sex tape which her mother produced & no doubt, directed.

  34. Hiedi

    with Chris as her mom she needs to drink

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