Kylie Jenner Porn Watch: Day 4 ‘Bikini Photos, Mr. Scott!’
Captain’s Log. Porndate 93220.88: Jackpot! Not only have we… intercepted Kylie Jenner bikini photos, but she is with the… porn creature known as Joe Francis. Not since we started our… journey have the chances of porn been so high. Crew morale could… not be better. However, as a… precaution, we’ve taken several samples of the one known as Kendall for… further research. Spock finds this move to be… highly illogical, but there is nothing illogical about… dat ass. The away team that died… knew what they signed up for.