Kylie Jenner is 13. THIR. TEEN.

July 19th, 2011 // 179 Comments

Here’s Kylie Jenner prancing around Calabasas on Sunday which we decided to use as a subtle reminder to everyone of exactly how old she is. Now, some might say we only made these pictures sexier, but that voice in my head doesn’t get to write the site. It does, however, get to pretend it’s a WWII pilot. “EeeeRROOWW RATATATATATATATATATAT!”

Photos: GSI Media

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  1. Chris Hansen's boner

    Liars. If we could get away with it we would. As long as she had the body of a grown up and was willing you know you tap that. Puleese. Loose this moral charade you seem to think you can sneak by other guys.

    S’cuse me there’s someone at the door…

  2. AC

    I think it’s getting harder and harder to dispute that there’re too many hormones in our dairy.

  3. Dick Douche, Private Eye

    My question: who’s hand-me-downs does she get?

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    Cardinal Fang
    Commented on this photo:

    I did a Google search and looked at “images”. Some interesting bikini pics came up. “Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner Uber-Cuteness Summer Bikini Party Candids” pics.

    Only the voice of Chris Hansen in my head would stop me from…

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    Cardinal Fang
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck ‘em first.

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    monster alert
    Commented on this photo:

    seems like she would be the next kloe…. future shrek walking!

  7. Dingle

    Why don’t we put a few more fucking ads on the website?!?
    Miracle Whip, how did you change my life. You made me hate the Superficial.

    Seriously, put these ads at the bottom, this pushing down the article makes it very hard to read or interact with.

  8. stonefree

    She’s prettier than any of those Kardashian girl.

  9. Ponkur

    If there’s grass on the field…

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    Porter
    Commented on this photo:

    Ahhhh! You have to Drill Deeper in order to get to the oil. Just like Nature works.

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    Scott
    Commented on this photo:

    Old enough to pee, old enough for me. I wanna plunge my cock deep in that raw pink delight. Beautiful…..

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    CH
    Commented on this photo:

    i love you superficial writer, ahahahahaha

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Why did you Photoshop a balloon over her groin in this pic but not the others?

  14. Well, at least she’s not twelveteen.

    I’ll admit that I’m not sure what the point of the post is… we all know her “mom” will pimp her out like a common whore when the time comes. You don’t have to be Nostradamus to see that one coming.

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    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey look, is that Bill Walton?

  16. anonym

    jail bait, dressing like hot sluts.

    if this were Africa, we could fuck these teens-in-adult-bodies with no repercussions.

  17. anonym

    kylie jenner makes Selena Gomez look like jailbait

  18. the captain

    ………..PAEDOPHILES won’t care!!

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    Paloma
    Commented on this photo:

    You guys a couple of sick fucks. These girls aren’t even doing anything to warrant this kind of negative attention. Leave them alone & let them live their lives.

  20. Dane

    remember when this site used to show naked ladies and nip slips? those were the glory days…

  21. watson

    Off topic but Fish, Heidi Montag recorded a song called Superficial a while back. You have ads, which I admit can get annoying but hey a fish has to eat right? Why not have a theme song and let it be that song, keeping the celeb theme alive? Lmfao. And while the ads run and piss people off, you can have auto tuned Heidi tell them,
    “And I dont care,
    That I keep pissing people off
    Ima let em talk
    I dont give a damn what they say
    It isnt fair
    That I wear diamonds for breakfast
    And I know this isnt helping
    They say Im superficial
    Some call me a bitch ”
    Uh-oh, wait… would you have to pay to run her song?
    Okay forget it, forget it.

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    TK
    Commented on this photo:

    Chris Hansen…. Or Jason Sudeikes. Has anyone ever seen them in the same room.

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    FIRST
    Commented on this photo:

    FIRST!!! IN YOUR FACE BITHCEZ!!!

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    RR85
    Commented on this photo:

    Where can I see these pics without the stupid shooping??

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    HarveyF
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s the point of ‘shopping some of the pics if you can see those same body parts in the ones that are not ‘shopped?

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    shocked
    Commented on this photo:

    You know since she is 13 her best friend could well be 12. Saying that now saying that in 20 years a pedophile never grows out of their desires

  27. CranAppleSnapple

    I was just now reading a news article, and at the bottom was printed:

    Hot Searches:
    Khloe Kardashian | Pie-throwing

    That made me happy.

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    Isa
    Commented on this photo:

    Kylie and Kendall are the prettiest on that family and it is because they’re not Kardashians…

  29. jon

    Kendall is the hottest but they are both better looking than dumpy Kim.
    Kourtney is also better looking than Kim

  30. blemish

    If I wasn’t drunk I’d find it alot easier to stop staring at her cooch.

  31. ^wtf jon! kourtney looks better than khloe and no one else.
    KIM IS THE BEST LOOKING OUT OF ALL!

    • matti

      I disagree I always thought Kourtney and Kendall were better looking than Kim. Kim has the best body though.

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    sam hain
    Commented on this photo:

    Everyone here is forgetting that she is probably going to sasquatch-out here in about 4 years.. anybody ever hear of Khloe?

  33. Pearl

    Actually the definition of pedophile is a person attracted to children
    this girl is a child
    there for if you are leering on her you are a pedophile
    you no its wrong so stop making excuses for yourselves
    a lot of girls this age would not be able to have children
    and some of these comments are just disgraceful you should be ashamed of yourselves

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    Commented on this photo:

    ….look at her friend’s legs! She makes Candace Swanepoel look fat.

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    m.beau
    Commented on this photo:

    Leave her alone she’s just a teenager!!!

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    ClamDiver
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it just me or does it look like she’s smuggling yo-yo’s in her pants?

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    TaT
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay, they have their mothers genes as well as their fathers. What does their last name have to do with their looks?

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    Harry
    Commented on this photo:

    More jailbait! MOAR JAILBAIT!

    And I will come back to this site more often!

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    Zilly
    Commented on this photo:

    At least she looks like she doesn’t have an eating disorder like her friend on the left. She looks like a healthy young girl.

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    hehe
    Commented on this photo:

    weird post but the photos were, without a doubt, paid for by the family or some agent to promote her. set her up for some future “fame” based on nothing.

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    Leo
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d hit that with no mercy

  42. matti

    In the words of Ali G, it there’s grass on the pitch let’s play!

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    Soyo
    Commented on this photo:

    Dressed like trailer park shit. Are they trying to pick up hobos?

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    Leo
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice moose nuckle…

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    yourself
    Commented on this photo:

    ALSO please note, she has cellulite. Another reason why these bitches be crazy.

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    Danny
    Commented on this photo:

    Can you say CAMELTOE!!

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    Tom
    Commented on this photo:

    She has superior genetics to those of Khloe. Khloe is 1/2 fat, hairy, hairdresser and Kylie is half Olympian.

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    :D
    Commented on this photo:

    i hate her

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    :D
    Commented on this photo:

    she is ugly

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    fungirrrl
    Commented on this photo:

    she is a fame whore just like her untalented sisters

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