Here’s Kylie Jenner prancing around Calabasas on Sunday which we decided to use as a subtle reminder to everyone of exactly how old she is. Now, some might say we only made these pictures sexier, but that voice in my head doesn’t get to write the site. It does, however, get to pretend it’s a WWII pilot. “EeeeRROOWW RATATATATATATATATATAT!”
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Liars. If we could get away with it we would. As long as she had the body of a grown up and was willing you know you tap that. Puleese. Loose this moral charade you seem to think you can sneak by other guys.
S’cuse me there’s someone at the door…
I think it’s getting harder and harder to dispute that there’re too many hormones in our dairy.
My question: who’s hand-me-downs does she get?
I did a Google search and looked at “images”. Some interesting bikini pics came up. “Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner Uber-Cuteness Summer Bikini Party Candids” pics.
Only the voice of Chris Hansen in my head would stop me from…
Fuck ‘em first.
seems like she would be the next kloe…. future shrek walking!
Why don’t we put a few more fucking ads on the website?!?
Miracle Whip, how did you change my life. You made me hate the Superficial.
Seriously, put these ads at the bottom, this pushing down the article makes it very hard to read or interact with.
Use firefox with an adblocker addon, I don’t see any ads.
She’s prettier than any of those Kardashian girl.
If there’s grass on the field…
Ahhhh! You have to Drill Deeper in order to get to the oil. Just like Nature works.
Old enough to pee, old enough for me. I wanna plunge my cock deep in that raw pink delight. Beautiful…..
you just got added to like 3 watch lists haha
i love you superficial writer, ahahahahaha
Why did you Photoshop a balloon over her groin in this pic but not the others?
Well, at least she’s not twelveteen.
I’ll admit that I’m not sure what the point of the post is… we all know her “mom” will pimp her out like a common whore when the time comes. You don’t have to be Nostradamus to see that one coming.
Hey look, is that Bill Walton?
jail bait, dressing like hot sluts.
if this were Africa, we could fuck these teens-in-adult-bodies with no repercussions.
you mean rape, right?
kylie jenner makes Selena Gomez look like jailbait
………..PAEDOPHILES won’t care!!
You guys a couple of sick fucks. These girls aren’t even doing anything to warrant this kind of negative attention. Leave them alone & let them live their lives.
I was talking about the people who took these pictures.
remember when this site used to show naked ladies and nip slips? those were the glory days…
Off topic but Fish, Heidi Montag recorded a song called Superficial a while back. You have ads, which I admit can get annoying but hey a fish has to eat right? Why not have a theme song and let it be that song, keeping the celeb theme alive? Lmfao. And while the ads run and piss people off, you can have auto tuned Heidi tell them,
“And I dont care,
That I keep pissing people off
Ima let em talk
I dont give a damn what they say
It isnt fair
That I wear diamonds for breakfast
And I know this isnt helping
They say Im superficial
Some call me a bitch ”
Uh-oh, wait… would you have to pay to run her song?
Okay forget it, forget it.
Chris Hansen…. Or Jason Sudeikes. Has anyone ever seen them in the same room.
FIRST!!! IN YOUR FACE BITHCEZ!!!
Where can I see these pics without the stupid shooping??
+1
What’s the point of ‘shopping some of the pics if you can see those same body parts in the ones that are not ‘shopped?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=What+is+comedy%3F
You know since she is 13 her best friend could well be 12. Saying that now saying that in 20 years a pedophile never grows out of their desires
I was just now reading a news article, and at the bottom was printed:
Hot Searches:
Khloe Kardashian | Pie-throwing
That made me happy.
Kylie and Kendall are the prettiest on that family and it is because they’re not Kardashians…
Kendall is the hottest but they are both better looking than dumpy Kim.
Kourtney is also better looking than Kim
If I wasn’t drunk I’d find it alot easier to stop staring at her cooch.
^wtf jon! kourtney looks better than khloe and no one else.
KIM IS THE BEST LOOKING OUT OF ALL!
I disagree I always thought Kourtney and Kendall were better looking than Kim. Kim has the best body though.
Everyone here is forgetting that she is probably going to sasquatch-out here in about 4 years.. anybody ever hear of Khloe?
Actually the definition of pedophile is a person attracted to children
this girl is a child
there for if you are leering on her you are a pedophile
you no its wrong so stop making excuses for yourselves
a lot of girls this age would not be able to have children
and some of these comments are just disgraceful you should be ashamed of yourselves
“a lot of girls this age would not be able to have children”
Sooo…you are saying that it WOULD be better to bang her?
….look at her friend’s legs! She makes Candace Swanepoel look fat.
Totally. She’s probably had an eating disorder since she was 7.
Leave her alone she’s just a teenager!!!
Is it just me or does it look like she’s smuggling yo-yo’s in her pants?
Okay, they have their mothers genes as well as their fathers. What does their last name have to do with their looks?
More jailbait! MOAR JAILBAIT!
And I will come back to this site more often!
At least she looks like she doesn’t have an eating disorder like her friend on the left. She looks like a healthy young girl.
weird post but the photos were, without a doubt, paid for by the family or some agent to promote her. set her up for some future “fame” based on nothing.
I’d hit that with no mercy
In the words of Ali G, it there’s grass on the pitch let’s play!
Dressed like trailer park shit. Are they trying to pick up hobos?
Nice moose nuckle…
ALSO please note, she has cellulite. Another reason why these bitches be crazy.
Can you say CAMELTOE!!
She has superior genetics to those of Khloe. Khloe is 1/2 fat, hairy, hairdresser and Kylie is half Olympian.
i hate her
she is ugly
she is a fame whore just like her untalented sisters