Kylie Jenner is 13. THIR. TEEN.

July 19th, 2011 // 179 Comments

Here’s Kylie Jenner prancing around Calabasas on Sunday which we decided to use as a subtle reminder to everyone of exactly how old she is. Now, some might say we only made these pictures sexier, but that voice in my head doesn’t get to write the site. It does, however, get to pretend it’s a WWII pilot. “EeeeRROOWW RATATATATATATATATATAT!”

Photos: GSI Media


  1. bing

    Who is she exactly ?

  2. Chris Hansen

    Fish, why don’t you have a seat over here?

  3. DM

    Why post this child?? I’m not liking this post

  4. If Kris Jenner is trying to make an army of famewhores, she should carve off some of Khloe and make 3-4 new kids.

  5. KV

    Playing with fire there Fish ??!!!

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    Gerald Tarrant
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously? She comes from a family of fame whores. I see worse every day on the river.

  7. That Arby’s special between her leg’s doesn’t look thirteen. It also looks well used.

  8. baron of all media

    Dibs in 5 years!!!!

  9. jlover

    is it a girl? looks like penis……just saying.

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    Any Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    cellulite on a 13 year-old? i call bullshit. this chick is 30.

  11. you missed some cameltoe here.

  12. Tallon

    Dude, 13yo camel toe? Wft, just cause you drive a pedovan doesn’t mean you have to make everyone else feel gross……

    • You are missing the point. What the hell is a 13yr old doing with camel toe in the first place??

    • Artofwar

      ….Why should we feel bad because parents allow their young daughters to go out in public looking like prostitutes. If the street-walker look is what they are going for– and indeed they are– then who are we not to objectify them as such regardless of age

      Stop being a bunch of pseudo-puritanical push-overs, these little whores in waiting know exactly what they do, and how they plan on getting it….Artofwar

      • ohdear

        Sick of having to get up early on Wednesdays to go sign that register are ya buddy?

      • Artofwar

        ….No, just sick of you wimps getting played for the suckers that you are….Artofwar

      • I agree with you artofwar. She’s dressed like a whore and I have no idea who she is. If she wasn’t 13 I’d do her.

      • kimmykimkim

        Deacon! Hahaha!

      • Brooke

        Fat Cat is a great term.

      • vitobonespur

        I’m with you, Art. First of all, we are only looking at a very attractive young woman (YES, woman!) who, at other times and in other places, might very well be married and producing a family. We are LOOKING! No harm, no foul.

        It would be different if we were offering her $20 to come back to the crib and show us some skin, etc. (BTW, she said “NO!”) If women that young weren’t meant to be looked at, nature would not have begun their menses at that age.

        Grow up, folks. Pedophiles don’t look and admire. They look and act!

      • vitobonespur

        One more thing…her 15 year old sister Kendall is prettier!

      • justsaying

        … Yeah. I’m not puritanical in the least.

        You still sound fucking creepy.

    • rican

      hey @vito, are you a member of NAMBLA as well?

  13. Well she seems the least famewhory of them all, and does have a cute smile. Maybe one of these times Bruce can put the kibosh on kids there growing up too fast…?

  14. Jack Ketch

    Ohhh great … just what the world needs … another Kardashian *pukes* Will this one eventually buy a $15,000 Birkin in every colour and be famous for, what, exactly ?

    • The Train!

      there are at least four more. three are the dead lawyer’s kids, the other four are bruce jenner’s kids. there’s enough of them to keep the kardashian brand going for decades.

      • Jack Ketch

        Yeah, I know *rolls eyes* … I guess this is just the latest one to be exposed to the media. Maybe she’ll get pissed on, too, lol.

  15. Mitch

    Sex tape with an african american before she’s 15.

    • JC

      She’s going to have to up her game if she’s going to compete in FameWhoreTown. Her sex tape needs to have an Eskimo, a Laotian, and a Maori taking turns defecating on her, or else it will be just the same-old same-old.

    • Raymond's Sister

      You mean black guy. Enough with this hyphenated shit. Not slammin’ you Mitch just the whole political correct BS.

  16. Vivian

    Yesterday we had incest, today pederasty, tomorrow, gay marriage? no no no wait: gay marriage adoption?

    • readtherules

      No no no, the gays are out of bounds, jesus says so. The church does seem to be fine with child fucking however.

  17. Doc

    Forget Kylie… who’s her cute little friend, and how old is she?

  18. Who’s the friend?

  19. Chris

    13 or not, she’s smokin hot. Now where’s the unedited pics?

  20. bonerspunk

    ***Borat voice***

    Very nice, very nice! How much?

  21. Richard McBeef

    Whenever she’s ready to step into the spotlight like big sister, I’ll be there. With a full bladder.

    • Youdrink waytoomutch


    • kimmykimkim

      Ok ok hold on a minute you guys – I will never ever ever watch that shit so you gotta tell me – does she seriously get pissed on? Seriously urinated on? If so, what’s her reaction? I mean, does she actually like it? (I don’t think I’m prepared for the answers I’m about to see.)

      • Richard McBeef

        Sadly the tape doesn’t show her getting pissed on. It was rumored to be in there but cut as, well, getting pissed on isn’t good for the KK brand.

        Yeah, I know, I know, it’s rumors and could be bullshit… but look at that girl and tell me she doesn’t bathe in piss. And she was fucking some wannabe rapper and fuck knows they like pissing on chicks.

      • kimmykimkim

        Thanks McBeef! Rumor or not, I wouldn’t doubt it actually happened. And yeah rapper’s love pissing on chicks…(I want to piss on you, yes I do, I’ll piss on you, I’ll pee on you…piss on u drip drip drip.)

  22. Who's roughing who?

    You see, that’s why I love to come to this website. The accountability is unmatched,,,\\

  23. I think The Situation was talking to them yesterday.

  24. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Booty Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    I notice you don’t cover up her camel toe in that main pic. Interesting, does she have a dick? A pussy shouldn’t bulge like that.

  25. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    I get it.
    I just hope everyone else does.

  26. Deacon Jones

    I’d take that skinny bitch with the fake ta-tas over lardass any day.

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    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    13 shouldn’t have flabby ass and cellulite already….this chick on the left is more like it. I’m going to hell.

  28. rican

    At 13 and dressed like that, it’s very sad. Kris is salivating for her daughter to reach age of consent so she can be pimped like her sisters.

  29. Drundel

    Forgot the ugly 13 year old, who is the other one?

  30. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Booty Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    So, is that like a dewback toe?

  31. Deacon Jones

    and a btw….

    You think FISH is bad, celebuzz on the left has 20 pics of her sister splashing around in the ocean

    (30 pervs just immediately left site)

  32. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Booty Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    Her pussy can bulge if it wants to.

  33. Wait, which one is she? Oh yeah, she’s the one who didn’t come from the sperm of a man who disposed of evidence for a double murderer. It gets so difficult to keep Kris Jenner’s uterus droppings straight.

  34. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Booty Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    I was going to try to make it to the end before commenting, but this is making my stomach turn.
    Kill them.
    Kill them with fire.

  35. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Booty Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck, those tits are awesome for her age.

  36. Dutch

    That’s called Jail Toe, my friends, Jail Toe

  37. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Booty Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    to blossoming wookie wallets, age is but a number.

  38. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Booty Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    who’s the one on the left?

  39. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Booty Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    only 13 and already with the cellulite

  40. R.Kelly

    Fish, you Puss, quit playing internet censor.

  41. DogBoy

    13 in Khardashian years is like 21 anywhere else. Consider her ready to be pissed upon.

  42. bender

    looks like the booty came from mr kardashian

  43. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Booty Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    If you knew anything you’d know that cellulite is mainly genetic. A lot of girls start to get it around that age due to puberty and growing.

  44. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Booty Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is there cheese on the back of her legs? That isn’t very 13 of her. Her friend is delicious-er. I would eat them alive…in 4 years.

  45. Gumption

    this one will be required to be the biggest whore of the clan because damn is she ugly. that mother of theirs is a piece of true trash, look at this ugly duckling just dying to be pretty and like her sisters SO bad because that is what got Mamma Piss’s attention.

    • The Listener

      Too harsh about the girl. She’s a cute kid. I’d feel too much like a perv to comment further.

  46. Dam for her age those tits are amazing

  47. Super Athlete + Fame Whore = Super Whore

  48. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Booty Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    She needs to take advantage of the 50% OFF and get that head big pimple removed from her ass.

  49. Snooki's Taint

    Looks like a pretty typical 13 year-old Fish. What’s your point?

    • Brooke

      Unless her nipples are pierced, I don’t get it either. This is how I looked at 13… People are talking about the camel toe, but there is no actual camel toe. You need two humps for that, and she just has one fat bulge, which I’m having trouble explaining, but to me this is just a random girl. Apparently she’s a Kardashian? I have no idea.

  50. Clarence Beeks

    UGLY girl. She got Khloe’s Beast Gene.

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