‘OMG, How Do These People Keep Finding Me And Taking My Picture? I Just Want To Be A Teenager!’

By: The Superficial / September 17, 2013

It’s your mother. Your mother’s doing it. You are nothing but a whore battery for her to whore into her whore cells, if I recall the words of the prophet Isaiah. (Dude kind of had a lisp.)

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