Kurt Russell says he thought he was going to get his first kiss in third grade, but got stabbed instead, and even has the scar to prove it. He tells Men’s Journal:
“I was in third grade, and … I noticed this really hot chick hanging out under the bridge with her friend. She was probably 13, and there was this vibe about her, you know. She says, ‘Hey, come here.’ I think I’m going to get my first kiss. She lifts my shirt, then all of a sudden reaches into her bee hive, pulls out a penknife, and drags it about 6 inches across my stomach. It starts to bleed, and they haul ass. I was, like, ‘What?’ “
It must’ve been pretty hard living back in the Stone Age. Where girls pretended they were going to kiss you, but then stabbed you in the stomach instead. Call me old fashioned, but when a girl pretends they’re going to kiss you that gives you the right to have sex with her. And if she resists, well that’s just her being feisty. Rowr!
Rape is fuuunnnn. I like the look of surprise. And the way they really pucker their ass when I drive them home…
I just wanted to get a rise out of you feminst crappers.
Kurt Russel is a goof. Who cares is he was cut 45 years ago. I split my head open 35 years ago, and no one cares about that either..
#s 49 and 50,
I am so happy there are some intelligent women posting on here.
I am still wondering how me saying anti-rape things seems like I am saying that two consenting adults can’t engage in whatever rough or freaky sex that they want to. But whatever, I guess I shan’t get an answer.
and for #52, yeah the headline made it seem like he just got stabbed, and then he got stabbed when he was 9 or something. What’s up with that?
Damn. Getting stabbed before your first kiss might give you an ED pavlovian reaction.
Sorry, but rape is never funny. I love this blog, but it really kills it for me when a whole bunch of men start making jokes about rape. Maybe if men got raped as much as women do they would also fail to see the humor.
If women are so freakin evil, then stick you dick in Tom Cruise’s ass. I’m sure he’d love it. Women can dress how they want, you bitches hate it, coz most of you are secretly gay and YOU KNOW DAMN WELL YOU WANT TO WEAR OUR CLOTHES.!
Kurt Russell is fucking HOT. What woman WOULDN’t want to be raped by him under a bridge?!?