“Can you just give me a second with that thing? It’s stuck in my shoe again…”
For their June issue, GQ put together a “definitive oral history” celebrating the 20th anniversary of Nirvana’s debut which, of course, Courtney Love felt would be the proper venue to talk about how huge Kurt Cobain‘s penis was:
“Kurt was a leader, he was strong, in fact he was well fucking hung, if you really want to know.”
Okay, so Kurt Cobain was rich, talented and apparently hung like a Centaur, so can someone explain exactly what it is Courtney Love brought to the table- Oh, right, heroin.
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Well he would have had to have been, because no one touches Courtney Love unless it’s with a 10-foot pole.
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+ 100..one of the funniest comments ever
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A+
Nice
Best. Comment. Ever.
You always have to consider the source when taking compliments, and that actually is probably the nicest compliment Courtney Love can give you.
She must have really liked him.
Y’know, I have to agree. While on one hand, the only thing she really has going for her is that she’s still the “widow Cobain”, she’s shat on literally every other person who was part of her life during the early 90′s (including her poor poor daughter), so the fact that she’s never spoken ill of Kurt says a lot, really.
murderers don’t speak ill of their victims…
capt obvious: are you retarded? Courtney talked all kinds of shit on kurt for kiling himself. Ever listen to her read his suicide note?
How the fuck do you know murderers don’t speak ill of their victims? Know some murderers?
Was it bigger than Courtney’s?
I call bullshit. He wouldn’t have wasted himself if it was big, everyone knows huge dicks cure depression.
…and opiates cure huge dick!! ;)
That doesn’t make any sense.
I guess that “something in the way” was his penis after all.
Uh huh….
…………not any more.
According to my neighbor who grew up in Seattle and claims he saw Kurt Cobain on the medical examiners table, his quote was “Huge hands, small dick”
Me too!
You had a giant penis. What happened to it?
well since she had him murdered and make it look like a suicide, telling everyone ten years later that he had a huge cock was the least she could do…….
She said in multiple Howard Stern interviews that he had a very small penis
pictures or it didn’t happen
RIP Kurt. The Man who sold the World.
RIP Kurt, Shoulda been Courtney.
+ ∞
*dingdingding* we have a winnah!
Shit, shit, shit… dude should be SO not dead, damnit to pissfuckshit…
Somebody grew up in the grunge era. Let it go buddy
“Grunge” was the last vestige of rock – kurts death introduce the death of REAL music. What to we have now? Beiber? Spears? Selena fuckin’ Gomez? If you want to hear *real* music – check out MotherLoveBone, Pearl Jame, AIC, etc….either that or go back to Lady GAGa
…and yes, the irony of the typos contained in my post are not lost on me! ;)
I actually don’t even have any of it on my hard drive anymore. It’s just that I saw the pics and… I dunno. Look at him, just fucking around. He was just a kid, goddammit. It breaks my fucking heart.
man who sold the world is still alive
Well, that explains the jerky-like, mummified dildo she’s been using.
Kurt could’ve been hung like a Clydesdale, but she still wouldn’t be able to feel it. Her meat curtains could probably dress the stage of the Coliseum.
Bravo.
Hindsight being 20/20, he should have dumped the bitch and gotten into a detox program.
Did anyone else notice what Fish named this post in the link? “Kurt Cobain hung Courtney Love”?
Kurt Cobain and a random black man perform the Chicken Dance . . .
I thought it was brains that Courtney brought to the table….Kurt’s brains.
So there, she was good for something…I’m sure the paramedics and maids appreciated the clean up help.
You must not have seen any of the recent pics of Courtney She’d have eaten Kurt’s brains by now.
You kinda have to have bring a large penis to the table if you’re going to marry the biggest cunt in town.
And that, that right there, is some grade A snark. Well played.
Cool! A picture with a Kurt Cobain, Krist Novoselic, RuPaul, and Alanis Morissette!
hahaha
HahaHA!
why is she still talking about this? i feel so terrible for her daughter (who is a brave old soul for getting out as soon as she could) and anybody who was friends with him. courtney is such a loser!
You guys are talking about David Bowie, right?
Didn’t Court admit to trying to snort some of Kurts ashes? Fuckin’ psycho.
He was a whiny little bitch that killed himself because it was hard being a famous, talented millionaire.
Good God. So beautiful. With a face like that, he doesn’t even need to have a dick. I could just stare at it all day…
Unfortunately, Nirvana is pretty overrated.
Noooo, he wasn’t hung……he was shot……………oh
Jesus fucking H Christ, people are stupid. “The Man Who Sold The World?” What are you retards talking about? What does that even mean?
It means you’re a dipshit.
Again, there’s that black guy in the background saying EVERYTHING with his eyes!
That’s Rupaul.
I miss Kurt Cobain.
Courtney needs to sober up, he wasn’t well hung, it was a shotgun blast.
He had the giant cock in his mouth. Thats wht no one could understand what he was singing.
He was a leader and strong, eh? Is that why he splattered his brains all over a wall? If only i could be that strong.
Kurt Cobain is an overrated pussy!
Ihateemo, The man who sold the world is a song created by David Bowie. Kurt Cobain made a cover.
She says he was hung? Man, that woman is high. He actually wrapped his mouth around a shotgun.
Wow, if her idealistic leader and strength in a man is someone that blows his head off and has a huge dick she should just go and date Charlie Sheen, cuz I’m pretty sure that he’s heading in the same direction if he doesn’t get off the meth and heroin.
big or not i would tap that again and again…tragic huge-penised waste…Courtney Love was a very lucky girl
God, he was so beautiful.Look at those eyes. Amazing
Oh fuck guys he was murdered! there’s absolutely no way the conspiracies were born from pure fabrication- point blank mudered. He was a beautiful and talented musician who loved his daughter the love of his life and was desperate to escape courtney love. She’s the cunt who fucked the whole thing up…it’s such a waste and she could atleast have the decency to keep the size of his awesome cock to herself and shut the fuck up for her daughter’s sake.
good stuff
Wish I saw it
stuped! he used heroin before he got to know courtney you ass…. read his bio ass