Kristy Swanson arrested

June 18th, 2007 // 71 Comments
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Kristy Swanson, who appeared on Skating with Celebrities and caused a scandal when her skating partner left his pregnant wife for her, was arrested Saturday night for allegedly assaulting the ex-wife. People reports:

“I had to go the police station where I had an appointment at 9 p.m. to begin the process of being arrested,” she confirms. Swanson was released on $500 (Canadian) bail. Officers escorted her into the police station in Kingston, Ontario, after Eisler’s ex, Marcia O’Brien, filed a complaint against Swanson. Swanson, 37, claims she was attacked by O’Brien in front of Eisler and O’Brien’s children. The actress’s rep, Michael Sands, says Swanson plans to press charges against O’Brien, saying that police took photographs of her back and other parts of her upper extremities to document the injuries.

There’s nothing quite like stealing a pregnant woman’s husband and then beating her up. I believe it was Mother Teresa who once said it was the greatest gift you could give a person.

UPDATE: Kristy Swanson has counter filed an assault claim. Yay for people we don’t know doing things we don’t care about.

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  1. jrzmommy

    49. Posted by blpressure on June 18, 2007 4:18 PM

    Who are you ppl who don’t know who she is? What are you, 12 years old? If your too young to know who Kristy Swanson is (She was the original Buffy ffs!) you’re too young for this site.

    You say that as if not knowing what in the fuck an original Buffy is is a bad thing….

  2. Cam Jansen

    All single ambitious girls should make it a quest to lure Eisler away from this skank now that she’s pregnant. I think she should get the same treatment she gave the Ex Mrs. Eisler. Oh, and that hair is fucking HIDEOUS. I almost cried laughing.

  3. Cam Jansen

    I’m still McLaughing about the McArches on her McForehead.

  4. yukadoozer

    Those skaters are skanks. Remember that donkey face ho Kerrigan who stole her manger…”Ow my knee!” is all we heard.

  5. Darth Hater

    LOL that’s some seriously bad karma. She didn’t run over their dog, too?

    Did anyone see her on Law & Order:CI? OMFG she made Anna Nicole look like Nicole Richie.

  6. diddleysquat

    It’s sad when hot chicks lose their hotness, ’cause then my penis just kinda lays there, says “meh”, and thinks of yesteryear times when said chick was still hot.

  7. HOLDMEDOWN!

    Well this is what I have to say about this bullshit! IF INDEED THIS WAS THE OTHER WOMAN’S MAN, SHE WAS FUCKING UP SOMEWHERE IN THAT RELATIONSHIP! becasue I don’t think that it’s possible for another woman to steal anybody’s man! For Kristy beating her ass! She had to say something for her to beat her ass! It happens everyday in this world! I don’t see why she should be different, because she’s a star!

  8. Reality Check

    She is fu-ugly thatz fo sure

  9. francesca

    #30, you’re a clown. Go on and admit it!

  10. francesca

    #30, you’re a clown. Go on and admit it!

  11. captain obvious

    Home wreckin’ ho. Must suck to just be remembered as the original Buffy that never got anywhere.

  12. captain obvious

    Oh, and she lookin’ real oogly. Nice wrinkly ass big ole forehead and bleached out frizzy bangs.

  13. blpressure

    #57 is correct. There’s no such thing as a Home wreckin’ ho #61. If some woman ‘steals’ your man, you didn’t satisfy him and it’s not like he didn’t have a choice! The man can say no, but his penis usually says yes yes yes!

  14. Ska8s4$

    Kristy Swanson, partnered with Herbie (Lloyd) in Skating with Celebrities back in 2006. While Lloyd was in California working on the set of SWC, Marcia, then very much pregnant with Seth, flew out for a visit. During this visit, she felt there was something VERY wrong, and expressed her worries and fears to both Herbie, and her close friends. Lloyd, however, denied anything at all was amiss, and indeed promised her on his life that he would “never do that to her.” Roughly three weeks after this visit, Marcia received an email from Cuntsy Swanson. The email was actually an email Lloyd had sent to Cuntsy, declaring his love for her and promising her he was going to leave Marcia for her as soon as he was able to get out of the marriage gracefully. Cuntsy didn’t care to wait until that day, and opted instead to send Marcia this email, effectively ending their marriage that very day. When Lloyd returned home in November, Marcia confronted him with the email. Given that the evidence was more or less irrefutable, Herbie had no option really but to admit to his affair. I’d like to also point out that at this time, Lloyd begged Marcia to forgive him and take him back. It was her who refused to allow his lack of fidelity to remain a dirty little secret buried within their troubled marriage; quickly kicking him out of their home in Bath and making arrangements for divorce. Lloyd was devastated, and tried several times to get Marcia to change her mind and take him back, but it was too little too damn late. His chances used up with Marcia, he slunk back to Swanson like the slime he is. Cuntsy, of course, has had several issues since because she is very much aware that, if given the chance, Lloyd would be back with his ex. To top it all off, as she managed to couple with Lloyd while Marcia was heavy with child, she is living in fear of the same happening to her. Knowing Lloyd, she won’t have too terribly long to wait…

  15. ohhello!

    Good grief, if she got beat up, she had it coming. What a home wrecking ho! She went to discuss “custody issues” with the mother of the children who father she was screwing? MY GOD! She had it coming!

  16. Kim

    Kristy:Just a little advice for ya—you are indeed a homewrecker. And escorting your ‘man’ to visit with the children he walked out on?? TACKY!!! Perhaps you just don’t trust him? Gee, I wonder why THAT would be?!If Ms. O’Brien beat you, I have this to say to her:”YOU GO, GIRL!!!” You see, Kristy- in Canada, devoted moms don’t put up with that shit. Why don’t you look up Toller Cranston? He may be single! And you won’t have to steal him from a woman!

  17. eaglepupil

    Advice for the ex-wife–you never show your cards until you know the amount of the winning pot. Let him screw Swanson for awhile, she starts to “gift” luxury items to him and cash. His value goes up. Take him for half of his new possessions (I’m assuming he is good enough in bed to earn a nice new car,house etc.)! My bad?

  18. Kristy Swanson looks like one of the guys azzholes I licked this weekend. She looks ugly, but he wasn’t too bad. His asshole
    tasted better than his face looked.

  19. Eri

    Has anyone noticed now much she looks like Mary Kay Letourneau?

  20. Jewel

    Kristy Swanson is nothing but a homewrecking slut and skank. She had to appear on the “Skating with Celebs” show in an effort to revitalize her nonexistent career. Stealing a pregnant woman’s husband is a low blow, but then she goes and forwards a steamy email from Eisler to the wife to make sure she ends the marriage. What a vicious biotch. Then she accompanies Eisler to visit the sons and fights with the ex-wife. Horrid woman. She and Eisler deserve each other. Eisler only got together with this awful woman because HE wants an acting career. Kristy Swanson is nothing but a homewrecking cow, a “Z” list actress and white trailer trash bimbo.

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