Kristy Swanson arrested

June 18th, 2007 // 71 Comments
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Kristy Swanson, who appeared on Skating with Celebrities and caused a scandal when her skating partner left his pregnant wife for her, was arrested Saturday night for allegedly assaulting the ex-wife. People reports:

“I had to go the police station where I had an appointment at 9 p.m. to begin the process of being arrested,” she confirms. Swanson was released on $500 (Canadian) bail. Officers escorted her into the police station in Kingston, Ontario, after Eisler’s ex, Marcia O’Brien, filed a complaint against Swanson. Swanson, 37, claims she was attacked by O’Brien in front of Eisler and O’Brien’s children. The actress’s rep, Michael Sands, says Swanson plans to press charges against O’Brien, saying that police took photographs of her back and other parts of her upper extremities to document the injuries.

There’s nothing quite like stealing a pregnant woman’s husband and then beating her up. I believe it was Mother Teresa who once said it was the greatest gift you could give a person.

UPDATE: Kristy Swanson has counter filed an assault claim. Yay for people we don’t know doing things we don’t care about.

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  1. Juliana

    Unbelievable.

  2. Daniel

    Maybe Kristy was having a “Buffy” flashback? (She was Buffy the Vampire Slayer in the original film!)

    I love her dress, though. Not many women could wear their grandma’s tablecloth and make it look good, but Kristy pulls it off.

  3. InstantAsshat-AddFame

    And I must say, the Queen Elizabeth II wingnut hairdo looks fabulous!

  4. Awww Not This Crap Again!

    But WHAT is up with that hair?! I thought big hair went out in the early 90′s?

    Karma….what a b!tch…Just wait till Lloyd, finds another “celebrity” to cheat with.

  5. just me

    Is SHE pregnant? or is that just how the dress looks? or is she getting fat?

  6. woodhorse

    She beat someone up while she was pregnant? I think the Scientologists could fix that.

  7. just me

    Oh. Just found out she IS pregnant. i feel bad for the fat comment.

  8. Victor

    Love to fuck her through that dress. Lift that fucker over her face, and move the panties to the side, and get my dick wet. Then probably would end up strangling the bitch.

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  10. WallyIsAFuckingDoucheBag

    another B celeb trying to gain street cred.

  11. jus'stupid

    Damn, she looks like hammered snake shit, and she is a psycho to boot? Wonder if she’ll marry me.

  12. speedphreak

    Holy shit. Didn’t she used to be hot? Sort of? Maybe? Is she smuggling pillows under that dress?

  13. Daniel

    Posted by WallyIsAFuckingDoucheBag on June 18, 2007 11:03 AM

    another B celeb trying to gain street cred.

    Wally, Kristy Swanson is NOT a B celebrity.

    E or F list, maybe.

  14. Superfacial

    That’s awesome. She stole her husband and then whopped her ass infront of her kids… what a badass.

  15. Who'sWallyAndWhyIsHeAFuckingDoucheBag

    The worst part is that she paid the $500 using those fucked up Canadian quarters.

  16. I loved her in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, not so much now.

  17. Jimbo

    Who beat this bitch with an ugly stick and I thought Tori Spelling was butt ugly. I think we can move on to the next post. That pick-me-up I got from Bern’s DMBS is now gone. Fuck that just leaves a bad taste in my mouth

  18. Jimbo

    Hey Bern – Are you going commercial on us? Are you making money by us checking out your DMBS?

  19. Guy

    I don’t know who she is, but her face looks past it.

  20. mamaof3cats

    Her dad was my daughters Physical Education teacher in middle school.

  21. bungoone

    so who beat up who, besides swanson & the ugly stick?

    that dress is just heinous. same goes for her face & hair.

  22. francesca

    #20, who gives a fuck?

  23. theyak

    No clown jokes? What a rip.

  24. Jimbo

    @22 – that was my thought

  25. p0nk

    #20 – did she find the class on “anal volleyball” painful?

  26. I found the whole situation surprising. Swanson always appears to be such a “good girl” the she gets knocked up by a married man and gets involved with a cat fight with his ex.

    Who knew?

  27. p911gt10c

    Meh, I’ve got the issue of Playboy she did, so she’ll be hot whenever I want her to be.

  28. Sprite

    lmao@20&22

  29. jus'stupid

    She plain old just looks like ass.

  30. Sprite

    omgoopsimean22&24

  31. jus'stupid

    Now the dickhead will go back to his ex, since she isn’t prego, and swanson is. Of course having sex with a preggo is good, you get a blowjob and a piece of ass at the same time.

  32. Jimbo

    @30 WTC?

  33. lambman

    Um why doesn’t this report mention that O’Brien is a VAMPIRE?

    The woman is just doing her job

  34. dr phil

    Actually she was short on the $500 so she reached up and tossed in a few stem cells. Those are very valuable – lots of Canadians have Parkinson’s (or at least they seem to…).

  35. Kamiki

    No idea WHO the FUCK she is but from the story all I can way is what a stupid and also ugly whore, her and that guy deserve each other, I hope he cheats on her for someone even more ugly and the chain continues until he’s dating the monster from the black lagoon.

  36. Wow……she really looks like crap compared to her Buffy and “The Chase” days.

    I’d still shag her, though.

  37. yukadoozer

    I thought MaryKay LaTourneau lived happily ever after w/Villi. Now she’s out prowlin around.

  38. I think the true impact of this story has been overlooked. A couple of WOMEN were fighting over a MALE FIGURE SKATER. Maybe I was wrong about Brian Boitano….

  39. Confused

    The guy must have loved her for her personality. I can’t imagine anyone leaving his pregnant wife for someone looking like a wrinkled tranfestite. And now, a wrinkled, fat and pregnant tranfestite.

  40. DefinatelyTrying

    Absolutely the ugliest dog I ever seen. That hair is a total turn off and her skin must have something wrong, because she has way too much make up on that face. I wouldn’t even hit it if the head was bagged.

  41. bungoone

    39, what is a tranfestite?

  42. GG1000

    I’m confused. Swanson was arrested, but Swanson is pressing charges? And who is she anyway? I know I can’t expect much from skating with celebrities, but doesn’t “celebrity” mean people should know who the *&^% the person is? And how come, if it’s the ex-wife who’s pregnant, she looks 5 months gone in that dress? Ouch, my head. Sorry, superfish dude, this is too complicated for little ole me.

  43. Confused

    41

    The ugliest among all transvestites

  44. jrzmommy

    Damn…..even Britney didn’t bitch slap Shar Jackson….Note to Kelly Swanson, or whatever her name is…..YOU’RE AN EVEN LOWER FORM OF SKANK THAN BRITNEY SPEARS.

  45. jojo

    I can’t believe someone would get in a fight for Lloyd Eisler! He is butt fugly!! and he’s figure skater!! not a quarter back or a hot hockey player!! And the Buffy is fugly as well. Canada rules!

  46. look at her fatt hangin
    over her drezz***
    and what iz zhe doing
    with makeup on and a
    drezz..zhe lookz like
    a boxer in a drezz…

  47. Dee Janey

    Kristy Swanson was charged with assault and battery in Kingston, Ontario; as she was charged within Canadian jurisdiction, she was charged under Canadian law. Canadian law dictates that neither the complaintant nor respondant are able to press charges against the other; rather, it is the sole judgement of the police officers responding to the scene who will be charged with what. As Swanson was charged under Canadian law, and as such, was forced to appear in the appointed precinct to be processed, Marcia O’Brien will NOT be charged. Swanson can pull hair and gnash teeth till the cows come home, she’s living in our country now, and here, it doesn’t matter who you are…the police are the ONLY ONES with ANY AUTHORITY to CHARGE ANYONE. In other words, Swanson’s diva attitude will get her nothing more nor less than laughed out of town; that is, if her hairstyle doesn’t get that job done for her, first!:)

  48. blpressure

    She used to be so spooge worthy. What the hell she still is, I’d cream coat that beautiful face of hers.

  49. blpressure

    Who are you ppl who don’t know who she is? What are you, 12 years old? If your too young to know who Kristy Swanson is (She was the original Buffy ffs!) you’re too young for this site.

  50. What is with being arrested these days?

    Is it some kind of fashion?

    Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Michael Barrymore, Teddy Sheringham.

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