Kristin Davis’ sex tape: My long-awaited thoughts

Over the past few days provocative photos of what may or may not be Sex and the City star Kristin Davis have surfaced on the net. Do I think it’s really her? Absolutely. I mean, everyone’s been nude on camera. Even Hillary Clinton who, I must say, was a true professional. Miss you, babe! Anyway, TMZ is giving their final word on the whole situation and shooting down the rumors these pics are part of a sex tape:

The photos, we’re told, were snapped in 1992 by an ex-boyfriend. That’s right, they are just photos — no sex tape, fellas! According to reports, 20 photos are making the rounds, but actually it’s not quite 20.
We’re told the ex-boyfriend was pissed at Kristin and then sold the photos to a third party. Classy, huh? The third party got involved in a business venture with another guy and we’re told that guy pilfered the pics and they ended up online.

That guy is supposedly Scott Fayner who had the above pic on his website, but as of this post it’s gone and there’s only a link to a porn site where you have to pay to see the rest. Then, once you pay, surprise!, you don’t see them. Not that I paid or anything and you’ll never prove it. *throws wallet out the window* HA! I win!

NOTE: Photo links to a ridiculously NSFW pic that shows just what’s in Kristin Davis’ mouth. And, no, it’s not a Crossainwich but good guess.

Photo: Scott Faynor