Kristin Davis in a bikini and other news

- Mariah Carey’s new video is chock full o’ “mono-kini.” [Lainey Gossip]

- Paris Hilton criticizes police response to Nicky’s burglary presumably because they were helping poor people. [PopEater]

- Lady GaGa apparently got bored with looking quasi-attractive. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jennifer Garner can be Photoshopped to have less man-face. I owe science a dollar. [Just Jared]

- Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are probably broken up. [PopSugar]

- Olivia Munn gets invited to premieres now. [Celebslam]

- Rihanna got a new tattoo that should probably make Chris Brown stop dreaming about getting back together. Then hitting her with a mallet. [The Blemish]

- Ricky Martin is also getting invited places. That one I don’t get. [Socialite Life]

- Taylor Lautner is set to host SNL. [ICYDK]

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