Kristin Cavalleri To Host a Crappy Show

November 29th, 2005 // 21 Comments

kristin_cavalleri_thumb1.jpgFrom what I understand, this show Laguna Beach is basically about a bunch of spoiled rich kids who are either drinking or having sex with each other, or both. Making it much like my own high school years, but without the bare-knuckle death-fighting championships. In any case, this girl Kristin is now going to be a co-host of UPN’s new reality show called Sluts on Unicycles Get This Party Started.

“We’re just really happy to have her,” said executive producer Allison Grodner. “Certain people, whether in acting or television, have something – a quality – that ‘it’ factor,” Grodner said. “I think it’s there in Kristin and we were really pleasantly surprised with her.”

Nothing like a story of a small-town girl of modest means who works hard and makes good. Of course we’ll never hear that story, because that girl was run over by a limo carrying a drunken Kristin on her way to some billionaire’s ball. Life can be cruel sometimes.

‘Party’ time for ‘Laguna’ gal [NY Daily News]

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Comments (21)

  1. EricaDanielle | November 29, 2005 at 12:44 pm

    Maybe she can be the new Tara Reid?!?

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  2. Bill Clinton | November 29, 2005 at 1:16 pm

    What..who…what show….She looks nice anyway. I can see myself masterbating to her in the future.

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  3. KMac | November 29, 2005 at 2:20 pm

    Who the hell is this broad?

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  4. Brittany | November 29, 2005 at 2:26 pm

    Oh, that’s not going to get cancelled.

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  5. Shona | November 29, 2005 at 2:32 pm

    I also love how Laguna Beach was a total hoax . . . If you want to find Stephen in real life, go to Manhasset High school on Long Island, NY. You will find him there, since he is currently in his senior year . . .

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  6. assholic | November 29, 2005 at 3:36 pm

    “Maybe she can be the new Tara Reid?!”

    who bloody needs a new one?! those who do should get therapies right about now. one tara reid is way too much already. i meant to say paris can sometimes be adorable wit her pretence charm of a blonde bimbo but tara is just simply a waste of every1′s space, really.

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  7. Horatio | November 29, 2005 at 3:45 pm

    I love the fact that EP Allison Grodner says that a) Kristin has “it” and b) they’re “really pleasantly surprised with her.”

    Which means that until she humped the right people, they weren’t all that impressed.

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  8. ch1525 | November 29, 2005 at 3:49 pm

    I predict it will get canned after no more than 5 episodes. I mean it is on UPN. Come on!

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  9. baumstad | November 29, 2005 at 3:56 pm

    I’ve watched that Laguna Beach show, and I must admit that it is skankalicious. The funniest part of the show is that all of these kids are absolutely wasted at social gatherings. Congrats MTV for rearing a generation of half-witted whores!

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  10. PKClover | November 29, 2005 at 5:21 pm

    She already has the bitchy attitude down to be famous. Now she just needs to lose 30 pounds and do a greek shipping heir.

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  11. FermentedGhost | November 29, 2005 at 5:35 pm

    For those who don’t know, Kristin is the former Mrs. Matt Leinart and current Mrs. Us. We don’t like to brag, but she’s really into us. That’s part of the reason people keep seeing Matt Leinart hanging around LA crying. For the last time, Matt, we’ll hook you up with Jessica from Laguna Beach. Just say the word.

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  12. hafaball | November 29, 2005 at 5:43 pm

    Cool, another show for the girls to watch so they can figure out how to be a whore! I mean, I can understand it’s diffucult to ask a whore questions on the street, especially when she;s working, but there should be some challenge no? All we really need now is MTV: Whore Edition, then it’ll all be in place.

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  13. HollyJ | November 29, 2005 at 6:52 pm

    I’ve never heard of this show OR this bimbo. I’m either too old or watch TV with too much taste. (Can I claim the 2nd?)

    I’m getting behind. I need to sign up for Bimbo Weekly to keep abreast.

    I love this site. You guys keep me updated on the casting couch.

    BTW, this chick reminds me of Miss Hilton… Shouldn’t there be another article sometime this week about Paris? Something about her shopping for dildos with her teacup capaberra on the arm of some new Meditteranean porto-potty porn star?

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  14. FIVE0 | November 30, 2005 at 11:22 am

    OK people for the last time it’s masturbate, not masterbate….please, if you’re gonna do it, at least learn how to spell it, like me.

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  15. ~S.Starr~ | November 30, 2005 at 11:46 am

    TO FermentedGhost…

    #1…She was never dating Matt…just fucking him in the back of limos.

    #2…Matt had NO intention of dating her…she was a good, and easy, lay…end of story.

    #3…I think Matt is pretty happy with his current girlfriend, a REAL actress, Alyssa Milano…no need for jessica :)

    I have met this girl…and the show did not do her justice. She is WAY more Sluty, Trashy, Moronic, and Retarded then the show led you to believe. Cash in on your 15 minutes of fame sweetheart…

    TEAM LC for ME…

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  16. JudithJetson | November 30, 2005 at 3:12 pm

    OK, what is this about Matt Leinart dating/doing this tramp??!!??

    Can someone pls. fill me in or at least direct me to a source?

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  17. slinkhard | November 30, 2005 at 3:49 pm

    Alyssa Milano’s a real actress? …Um, okay.

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  18. assholic | December 1, 2005 at 3:19 pm

    yeah, alyssa milano a friggin real actress?! come on naw.

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  19. loriet | January 6, 2006 at 7:39 pm

    i actually dont know why some of you hate kristin so much
    come on you dont even know her
    i mean if she wants to be an actress its her problem you dont even know if shes a great actress
    if shes a slut thats her problem too i mean lauren its such a slut too
    obviosly almost all of them are at least a litte retarded because of the money cause they have everything they want
    i actually like all of them
    i think kristin seems to be nice i mean lauren just wanna be with stephen but she still being nice anyways
    IM KRISTIN’S TEAM!!!!!!!!

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  20. EAG | July 28, 2006 at 6:25 pm

    Are Alyssa Milano & Matt Leinart dating right now? DiD he really hook up with Jessica Smith form Laguna? Please Answer- ina comment or e-mail me. Thanks a ton!

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  21. ireland | September 15, 2009 at 12:47 am

    i really like this i think it pretty cool!!!!!!!!!!

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