Kristin Cavallari still wearing bikinis

August 12th, 2009 // 41 Comments

Somehow I missed these shots of Kristin Cavallari filming an episode of The Hills over the weekend, and it seems like all her character does is wear a bikini which instantly makes her light years beyond Lauren Conrad. Okay, sure, she wore a bikini, too. But I usually fell asleep when that happened or was turned on by something more seductive. Like my toaster. Or a piece of chewing gum.

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  1. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    Call me a soggy bottom boy.

  2. Getatme

    Pretty

  3. bert

    he he

  4. hot hot hot not hot.

  5. Vanquish

    I love it when women correct their panties with their fingers. <3

    She’s very pretty.

  6. RB

    So are people going to call her fat again today?

  7. Mila K.

    nice body. But does anyone else think she has a big head.

  8. lulz

    Suit is like 3 sizes too small lol

  9. Nameless

    Very nice bod but she and Kelly Clarkson had that same big chin syndrome.

    As they get older, their jaws seem to be double in size every couple years.

  10. Tad Bit Tipsy

    poor thing…. you’ll fill out when you grow up.

  11. frank

    Complete total utter plain Jane…

  12. BEA

    cheesy ass cheesy ass…..hahaha

  13. BEA

    cheesy ass cheesy ass…..hahaha

  14. I saw this lazy broad on you tube showing people how to paint their abs to get a six pack, and this looks similar to it…

  15. whatever

    Eh, she’s thin and all, but no boobs, no butt, not curves… no thanks.

  16. cherry

    meh. I want to like her but she has a totally flat ass. pass :\

  17. Mathias

    What a horse face.

  18. uh Uh UH! Yeah ... hand me a kleenex, and clean yourself up. Here's $10, take a taxi home.

    Horse face, no tits, and a saggy, flabby cheese butt. Well done Fish commenters. You covered it all.

  19. Barack Hussein Obama

    Lawdy lawdy lawdy…cracker ho’s sho-nuff got dem flat butts!
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    …but I’mma skeet ‘em anyways, no’msayin? Dey’s da slaves now!!!

  20. Wow, her ass is strangely unappealing.

  21. I don’t really remember her looking this mannish before, is it just me?

  22. SATAN

    anybody else remember 2005 when this chick was the hottest piece of jailbait on planet Earth?

    surprisingly, she became less hot, and somehow flatter over the course of only 4 years.

    i’d still totally fap-fap-fap in her face.

  23. MonkeyMan777

    Face of a man, and and ass like a pancake…….doesn’t do a thing for me

  24. prrr

    She looks a lot better with clothes on. Bikinis really highlight her disproportionally large face and the flat/cheesy/shapeless ass. Overall very unremarkable body. I think it’s mostly her bitchy attitude that makes her hot. She’s got a big head (pun intended).

  25. GeorgeWBush

    yawn…..flat ass….well start sagging when she gets older…and I agree with MonkeyMan777

  26. Martina

    She looks like any one of 8,000 USC sorority girls at any one of, say, 500 malls in the greater LA/OC area.

  27. puhleez

    I think it’s pretty obvious that this girl would be an excellent choice for someone looking for a nice, comfortable lay.

  28. Hank

    Her head is twice the size of normal sized head for that body.

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  30. k.lucy61

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  31. She has horse face and a flat tire ass.
    Her bathing suit is too little and looks like shit on her.

    Average single bagger….next.

  32. Kathleen

    That bathing suit isnt the most flattering. She looks better clothed.

  33. Strange Botwin

    I swear she was uber-hot 3-4 years ago, then she vanished, and now she is back looking like a different person. DID NOT have a horse face and Don Draper chin back then, its almost like she’s had it sculpted since out of choice. Pity.

  34. Dude

    Damn! What a dome! Can we say Pumpkin head, children?

  35. IANA

    you all need to seriously shut the fuck up. theres nothing wrong with this gir. she has a gorgeous body and a gorgeous face. saying she has no ass, no this no that…is crazy. like you could ever get a girl close to what she looks like. losers. you pick out flaws in every single woman shown on this website and the truth is theres nothing wrong with them. youre jut all a bunch of sad pathetic losers who look like shit so you pick out flaws in others to feel superior. STFU and stop being jealous of other peoples good looks.

  36. Fabio

    Old Frankenstein head is pretty good at covering up the bolts.

  37. adam

    to man looking would fuck a girl with a men body

  38. adam

    to men looking wouldn’t fuck a girl with a men body

  39. Her head looks too big for her body!

    http://www.vanilla-milkshake.com

  40. i think kristin looks great! she does have some meat around her hips and thighs, but she looks great.

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