Kristin Cavallari’s first movie, a remake of the 80′s Revenge of the Nerds, has been permanently shut down just weeks into production because Emory University backed out as a shooting location after seeing the script.
I am shocked – shocked - that somebody as famous as Kristin Cavallari would be associated with a script so shoddy everybody involved decided to back out. I mean she was on Laguna Beach. And that was on TV. Real TV. With that kind of star power it’s a wonder she didn’t get her own Star Wars movie.
enfilade | November 22, 2006 at 10:22 am
First.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
BriBri | November 22, 2006 at 10:28 am
Way to be a nobody Kristin!
OkieHeather | November 22, 2006 at 10:31 am
What the hell is she driving?
NipsyHustle | November 22, 2006 at 10:32 am
emory university is a really good school. good for them for having standards.
someone needs to contact them and tell them East Carolina University (ECU)is totally where they need to be. degrees are hand printed on bar napkins there. most students there double major in binge drinking and date rape.
Nimbus | November 22, 2006 at 10:33 am
NOWAI
aliomali | November 22, 2006 at 10:33 am
Emory? Maybe try for Arizona University again.. Go Nerds – nerds nerds nerds!
Rachel | November 22, 2006 at 10:34 am
They’d probably just ruin the movie anyway. Hollywood’s excellent for that.
Moreover, I love how they guy in the first picture of her after the break is totally staring at her ass.
VeryLiberating.com | November 22, 2006 at 10:36 am
But she looks so important…
http://www.veryliberating.com
Angry Ferret Jones | November 22, 2006 at 10:36 am
1, 2, 3, 4 …sorry, I am just counting the different ways I would soil her…. 5, 6, 7, 8, ……
HolisticWisdomcom | November 22, 2006 at 10:37 am
That is one of the oddest ways to get into an automobile I have seen.
Yikes, be careful not to sit on the emergency brake… on second thought, that could get fun!
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
D'oh Eyes | November 22, 2006 at 10:39 am
Generally, aren’t remakes make of films that were GOOD the first time around?
super_octopus | November 22, 2006 at 10:42 am
check out the hello kitty bra or bikini top in the second pic after the jump. classy…
Saera | November 22, 2006 at 10:45 am
She’s faking that she’s talking on the phone. SRSLY.
Mojo | November 22, 2006 at 10:45 am
it’s scary that people actually watch laguna beach.i didnt even know who this chick was until the second paragraph.
http://www.celebriteaze.blogspot.com/
jrzmommy | November 22, 2006 at 10:48 am
now not bringing up the issues from the posts of the last few days….but…..isn’t Emory a black university? what kind of fucking movie is one little white girl on a campus full of black men going to be about?
lisad71 | November 22, 2006 at 10:49 am
She is a no talent ass clown that looks like a monchichi. Go away already!!!
jrzmommy | November 22, 2006 at 10:52 am
Nope, wait, I think I’m high. Maybe it’s not. Well, if it WAS…..hubba!
S.P.F.R.S. | November 22, 2006 at 10:57 am
What the hell’s in that cup she’s drinking out of? A urine Sample?
marshmallow-dream | November 22, 2006 at 11:07 am
#16 #18
Why don’t you just go away? Who the hell cares if it’s a black university? Where do you come up with this shit? Good job trying to act like you are scholarly, you idiot.
Doesn’t jr need some parenting?
LoneWolf | November 22, 2006 at 11:15 am
#14 – I agree. Every goddam shot looks posed.
#4 – hey, take it easy on my old alma mater. My undergrad degree happens to be printed on rolling paper, not a bar napkin. And I minored, not majored, in Date Rape because roofies weren’t invented at the time. Damn kids today have it so easy…..
Goonly | November 22, 2006 at 11:18 am
Nice arm zit on the third picture.
danielle | November 22, 2006 at 11:29 am
“She is like so not popular. I totally like friggin’ think that she’s like so using up those borrowed 15 minutes of fame. I totally like am so surprised that there are photog’s actually like interested in taking her friggin’ piture. I like so am not speaking to her anymore. She’s like such a totally fugly slut whore. No more comments, you’re ruining my mascara”.–Kristin’s mommy*
ToeSniffer | November 22, 2006 at 11:41 am
She has really nice feet. I’d love to suck on her toes
antho | November 22, 2006 at 11:43 am
i’d hit it six ways from sunday.
veggi | November 22, 2006 at 11:46 am
#17. I have no idea who this girl is so I don’t really care, but THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF MONCHICHI’S!!!
Catherine | November 22, 2006 at 11:55 am
fakest ever paparazzi shots. i hate those staged ‘oh im just getting some coffee’ pics
CelebSlam.com | November 22, 2006 at 12:00 pm
She may be a nobody, but I’d still do her–twice
http://www.celebslam.com
D'oh Eyes | November 22, 2006 at 12:02 pm
Monchichi oh so soft n’ cuddly!
EvilPotato | November 22, 2006 at 12:07 pm
jrz: I think that’d be a pretty fun movie to watch, actually. What I’m picturing wouldn’t look much like Revenge of the Nerds, though.
But seriously, why in the name of Jesus Christ on a pogo stick was anybody even thinking of remaking Revenge of the Nerds? It was painful enough to watch the first time around… I’m glad this got shitcanned.
And Kristin Cavallari is just another dime-a-dozen stupid blonde “actress.” Next!
Jenster | November 22, 2006 at 12:09 pm
ha ha!
dumb bitch
what a star fucker
diavolobella | November 22, 2006 at 12:14 pm
Well, you bothered posting about her, so she must be somebody. I’ve never heard of her. I’ll give her credit though. She can get into a vehicle without flashing her hoo hoo, which is more than anyone can say for Lohan.
EHeidiU | November 22, 2006 at 12:16 pm
Emory University is not a black university. The movie had to be pretty horrible and disgusting if Emory was willing to have Road Trip filmed there, but not this. YAY for my alma mater.
Tabroid | November 22, 2006 at 12:31 pm
She sure seems happy about talking on a cell phone. I don’t wtf the deal is with women and babbling on those goddamn things. I am seriously getting tired of having their pointless bullshit as a soundtrack wherever I go.
combustion8 | November 22, 2006 at 12:35 pm
she’s nothing special to look at, she couldnt even break the top 25 hottest at my HS grad class.. even in the early 90s.
DrunkBlogger | November 22, 2006 at 12:48 pm
I don’t care if she is nobody, she is hot. She is one of those that I don’t care if she doesn’t have talent, I want to see more of. Well…at least for another year or two. After that, I’ll be cool.
pyrococcus | November 22, 2006 at 12:54 pm
and what the fuck is she wearing? didn’t she make any money off Laguna Beach? oh wait, did I just say Laguna Beach as though I knew what the fuck it was?
you’d think if she was going to stage a bunch of fake “i’m all happy and talking on the phone” photos she’d at least make an effort to look good in them
meg | November 22, 2006 at 1:27 pm
Thank you for this post. I’m so tired of people acting like Kristin Cavallari is a celebrity. I go to Emory University, and we’re happy not to have D-listers from MTV reality shows infiltrating our campus. Now if they ever want to remake a real movie starring real actors (preferably hot male ones), I’m down with that. Or maybe they could shoot an episode of Grey’s Anatomy here; we do have a hospital…
DrunkBlogger | November 22, 2006 at 1:28 pm
“I sex her!”
-One of the countless Borat knock-offs
(even though Borat himself was a rip-off of that dude from that website)
Grope For Luna | November 22, 2006 at 2:39 pm
Hmmmm… just imagine her and Michelle grinding their juicy mounds together…hmmmmm…
Cruzadas | November 22, 2006 at 2:42 pm
I’d hit her…with a shovel…in the face
rlt | November 22, 2006 at 4:29 pm
You know your star has fallen….when you drive a golf cart.
rlt | November 22, 2006 at 4:30 pm
or she’s just eccentric.
But I don’t think so.
Milandir | November 22, 2006 at 4:43 pm
She’s hot enough to be famous
pop | November 22, 2006 at 6:47 pm
i heard she had a nude scene in that movie…it’s a bummer we’ll no longer see it…
http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/
MargeAggedon | November 22, 2006 at 7:16 pm
They canceled it? That’s almost proof of god.
DrDanny | November 22, 2006 at 8:44 pm
I’m surprised no one has commented on this: her fingers look like Vienna sausages. And those nasty black nails make them look worse. A real shame, too, because other than that she’s hot.
BuckTheInfernal | November 22, 2006 at 9:26 pm
Anyone commenting care to divulge what television shows they’ve been on?
…..
Got it, we’re all nobody’s too. We just don’t have the luck of getting photographed for being a nobody, like her.
Binky | November 22, 2006 at 10:18 pm
#48 I was once in a documentary called ” Orgasms are REAL Ladies” and had to… you know – dance around a bit.
But I don’t usually put it in the Resume. It was sort of a cheesy ‘Believe it or Not’ thing even though it’s often on Discovery and SPICE (after 12).
Needless to say – this gal is a cutie and she seems to know how to drive a golf cart. Like wow…
Kristin | November 22, 2006 at 10:49 pm
I am SO sick of hearing about this nobody.
Binky | November 22, 2006 at 10:50 pm
Well, now that I think about it – I should have never mentioned that doc.
I mean they brought in this so-called expert who called the ‘G’ spot – ‘Area 51′ because no one had ever found it. And in the background you could hear the crew swearing they saw it on X-Files. It just wasn’t very ‘professional’ as they say in the industry.
I mean it’s just not a production I’m proud of.
But # 48 – Thanks for asking !