Kristin Cavallari apparently owns nothing but bikinis

Kristin Cavallari filmed scenes for the upcoming season of The Hills Friday, so of course, she pranced around the beach in a bikini which mean she’s an incredibly deep person. I’m not sure MTV’s ready for that level of subtle nuance. But, anyway, I included pics of Kristin’s friend because I, uh, want to get to know her as a person and share her nonsensical woman thoughts that make me wonder what it’s like to escape a mental institution. Yeah, that stuff.