Kristin Cavallari apparently owns nothing but bikinis

August 30th, 2009 // 82 Comments

Kristin Cavallari filmed scenes for the upcoming season of The Hills Friday, so of course, she pranced around the beach in a bikini which mean she’s an incredibly deep person. I’m not sure MTV’s ready for that level of subtle nuance. But, anyway, I included pics of Kristin’s friend because I, uh, want to get to know her as a person and share her nonsensical woman thoughts that make me wonder what it’s like to escape a mental institution. Yeah, that stuff.

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  1. SOS

    wow does that girl in the pink bikini not know her top is too small? She’s probably like “omg it makes my boobs look bigger!”

  2. Mina

    Her friend looks better than Kristen does..

  3. Darth

    Pic 7 must be The Hills butt tanning way.

  4. Galtacticus

    Is that all what they do? Walking up and down the beach?

  5. Rhialto

    #54
    They just love the sand in the butt crack.

  6. beautiful woman.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted

    on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site

    http://www.Sugarloves.Com you know it is a bad site for rich men to

    seek sexy girls.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. Nela

    Poor thing.She’s got the typical white girl “Flat Ass Syndrome”. **yawn**

  8. Emma

    Kristin’s friend is Stacy the bartender with whom Spencer lamely attempted to cheat on Heidi…..and failed.

  9. andrew ashland

    The girl in the pink has orangutan titties.

  10. They are different kind of girl.

  11. imagine you’r on the same bitch near her, what did you do ?

    GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. Kristin Needs to work on that ass

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  28. yowillie
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    Spank and eat.

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