Kristin Cavallari apparently owns nothing but bikinis

August 30th, 2009 // 82 Comments

Kristin Cavallari filmed scenes for the upcoming season of The Hills Friday, so of course, she pranced around the beach in a bikini which mean she’s an incredibly deep person. I’m not sure MTV’s ready for that level of subtle nuance. But, anyway, I included pics of Kristin’s friend because I, uh, want to get to know her as a person and share her nonsensical woman thoughts that make me wonder what it’s like to escape a mental institution. Yeah, that stuff.

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  1. Yeah

    And t-shirts.

  2. alex

    her ass is saggy
    first!

  3. alex

    her ass is saggy
    first!

  4. uh huh

    oooooo…. check out that field monitor…and graphite tripod…. that’s hot.

  5. OOoo

    shes ok..nothing special

  6. guest

    Who? Nobody cares about her.

  7. wanky

    Pic #4. My penis in her butt and the display of joy in her face.

  8. S

    The girl in the pink is the same one who was trying to go out with Spencer last year on The Hills….PLEASE tell me she is NOT on the show now! Damn, I hate this show, but now I want to know how that stupid girl got on the show! SO much for reality tv, more like soap opera on the beach!

  9. fric frac

    She sure does have a saggy ass for a 22 yr old. She should cover that thing up

  10. Got a nice tan though

  11. vito

    I don’t know if Kristin Cavallari is deep or not, but her friend’s cleavage sure is! Yummy.

    On second thought, yummy x 2 = they’re both pretty fucking hot.

  12. vito

    Heyyyy, wait a minute…her ass isn’t saggy. In fact the only thing wrong with either of those asses is that they’re not straddling my face.

  13. unflattering bikinis bottoms are not flattering.

  14. Salvatore Gustafsson

    Beer guts and a sagging flat ass do not belong on a psuedomodel

  15. Nameless

    The girl in the pink has got the strangest body. It’s hot and its not…all at the same time.

  16. Megan

    Agree with number 15, except for the hot part. She’s got a very unfortunate body.

  17. joe blow

    I’m just glad something knocked Kelly Brook off the top of the page.

    I mean, she’s nice to tug one out to, but top of the page 3 days running? Can we say “obsessed”?

  18. These girls need to stop putting ugly blob-like tattoos anywhere near their vaginas. And take those boobs out of that bikini top and I guarantee they’re heading for her armipts.

    http://www.thefamousphere.com

  19. jarley

    pic #7

    her O face as i penetrate from behind

  20. Larry King

    My wish for the new millenium is that we see a lot more of John Laroquette

  21. Doug

    Thank god for warm weather in SoCal… Nothing wrong with an all bikini wardrobe when you look like that…

  22. ROUGH before dishonor

    Nahhh you want to see hot natural chicks, take your girl shoe shopping in SOHO on the weekends I can assure you, youll develop a bad case of vertigo…

  23. Nixie

    The chick in the pink has the same unfortunate boob-job as Audrina- too saggy and too far apart… not attractive.

  24. Timbo

    I agree with 15 and 16- Pink looks hot… at first. But in reality, she’s got a jank body. Check out pic #13. Wow… Ya can’t tell where her waist starts and stops. Hip bones are too high. She’s all mid-section with short stumpy tree trunk legs. Can you say outta proportion? Just sayin…

  25. Girl, 2010

    Fish used to be a little funny. Now it is pretty much some a-hole abusing women. And the comments are even lower, esp when they are from idiot women helping out.

    Fish — post your own picture. Let US post about YOU.

    Better yet, time to disconnect. All the hating is waaaay played out.

  26. clpierced

    Kristin you are pretty, we could be friends maybeee. buttt hold up, what is up with your ass?! im sorry, but do some squats. they tone that booty up, trust me. and girl in pink, granted you are pretty, but you have a body of a guy and your boobs are gross. bad boob job :)

  27. joe blow

    I’m just glad something knocked Kelly Brook off the top of the page.

    I mean, she’s nice to tug one out to, but top of the page 3 days running? Can we say “obsessed”?

  28. fuckthisshit

    This is nothing more than a PR photo op. This show is so fake, right down do photo releases like this.

  29. Sid

    ..which makes her hot for the moment, but not so much when she’s 40 with massive sun damage. Just take one look at Britney’s spoted-prune-like-50y/o-chest, at the (relatively) young age of 28.

  30. Lindz

    heyyy! Its stacey the bartender. her lips are in a constant state of gloss. i havnt seen her without a wet mouth….i dont watch the hills….shut up…..

  31. WTF

    … can you say MOTHER FUCKING REFUND GAP on that brunette. goddamn how sad. seriously, pick shit that fits in your fucking tit pocket. nasty as ho.

  32. WTF

    just had to say again because its so absolutely painful..

    REFUND

    GAP

    also i don’t know what’s worse, that 7 inch refund gap or “jayyyyyyyydesuckingtinycock” ( brody’s mannequin crooked eyed dumb cunt of a lady…………….)

  33. timmyb!

    pink ‘toe on pic 9!

  34. Fatasshookers

    Ugly hookers.

  35. Tom K

    Kristin Cavallari is better looking then Lauren Conrad any day of the week and so if that chick with block body in the pink bikini.

  36. Valerie

    I think that’s Stacy, the slutty bartender who was flirting with Spencer right before the wedding.. I guess she was determined to pimp herself out in ANY way necessary to get time on the show! If that meant bikinis.. Not that I mind, cuz she’s not terrible looking.. Kinda skankish, yea.. But still hot. Ish..
    And Kristin? She’s hotter than Lauren is, but she’s totally squared in the mid-section.. Lauren actually has a waist! She still boring as hell, while Kristin is always cheating & scheming & backstabbing & sleeping around & just plain more interesting to watch, but.. Look up Lauren in Shape mag (*I think) in a bikini herself.. I was shocked to see she has a really nice bod..

  37. Valerie

    I think that’s Stacy, the slutty bartender who was flirting with Spencer right before the wedding.. I guess she was determined to pimp herself out in ANY way necessary to get time on the show! If that meant bikinis.. Not that I mind, cuz she’s not terrible looking.. Kinda skankish, yea.. But still hot. Ish..
    And Kristin? She’s hotter than Lauren is, but she’s totally squared in the mid-section.. Lauren actually has a waist! She still boring as hell, while Kristin is always cheating & scheming & backstabbing & sleeping around & just plain more interesting to watch, but.. Look up Lauren in Shape mag (*I think) in a bikini herself.. I was shocked to see she has a really nice bod..

  38. JJ

    Is that Stacy the Bartender?

  39. Nothing really special. When is Hollywood going to find people who have it all, like in the olden days?

  40. Nutty

    Ewww, STACEY THE BARTENDER! EWW EWW!

  41. Forseer Of Doom

    This ugly strumpet is the classless, vile, harbinger of our worlds end. A deamon spawned of hell whos rise to fame crushed the backs of the pious, the decent and the innocent. The attention given to this whore monger rushes over the face of humanity, drowning all intelligence and any hope.

  42. Mama Pinkus

    her silicone needs more support

  43. RICK JAMES

    So many judge but look at the average girl…. need I say more…. She’s cute one comfortable with who she is…. If you had a chance to date her, would you say no?

  44. RICK JAMES

    So many judge but look at the average girl…. need I say more…. She’s cute one comfortable with who she is…. If you had a chance to date her, would you say no?

  45. she looks so sexy..

  46. she looks so sexy..

  47. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    I’d hit both.

  48. Stacy is back !!! LOL..

    The Hills is no longer a Reality Show, but rather a very poorly staged soap opera…

  49. SoloBeater

    Man, I would pay the friend to watch me masterbate. I’d even give her glass of wine.

  50. Martina

    the only thing missing from pics 5, 6 and 7 is a guy, maybe Charlie Sheen maybe Bruce Willis, drilling her senseless from behind. Oh, and Kristin looks okay too.

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