Kristin Cavallari, some chick from MTV’s reality show Laguna Beach, was spotted in Malibu in her bikini. I dunno, is she famous? Does being on a show nobody watched doing stuff nobody cares about make you a star? Sure, why not. Hey, I’m not complaining. She’s hot, and the more hot chicks the paparazzi want to follow around in their bikinis the better. I was getting tired of doing it myself, so I gladly welcome the help. No wait, I mean, I don’t follow around hot chicks in their bikinis. That’d be creepy. No, no, I read books. And discuss politics. With people.
Photos: X17
steve | August 1, 2007 at 5:22 pm
meh. first.
shubs | August 1, 2007 at 5:22 pm
first
shubs | August 1, 2007 at 5:23 pm
damn itttt
T | August 1, 2007 at 5:24 pm
flourth
Bite Me! | August 1, 2007 at 5:25 pm
Much better than Britney
Sportsdvl | August 1, 2007 at 5:27 pm
Looking good, but not any better than half of the beach chicks roaming southern Cali….
doodie | August 1, 2007 at 5:27 pm
whats with the c-section scar? still do her though.
sixth | August 1, 2007 at 5:28 pm
wow I am really happy to say that I am in sixth place! Damn proud. I feel as though I have really accomplished something. (Damn, if only now I can hear that KrazyKooterKelli drowned I would be ecstatic)
maria | August 1, 2007 at 5:32 pm
oh god no one on here has a life pressed to be first um #8 your not six by the way
ip | August 1, 2007 at 5:32 pm
6. Sportsdvl – August 1, 2007 5:27 PM
Looking good, but not any better than half of the beach chicks roaming southern Cali….
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interesting, cause douche bags use to say here that 95% of “the average US-american woman” look worse than shitney when someone says that shitney is a fat pig.
Victor | August 1, 2007 at 5:33 pm
EagleEye I sent the e-mail.
ipanemagirl | August 1, 2007 at 5:35 pm
Hey Victor, you’re ignoring me. I’m sad :( kiss.
maria | August 1, 2007 at 5:35 pm
oh and #8 that shows you have no life how you remember someones name of this site lmao
Bioplant | August 1, 2007 at 5:38 pm
Extremely hot, and even moreso because she has incredibly large beef curtains.
She has just the right amount of chub. And now from looking at these pix, I do too.
Bite Me! | August 1, 2007 at 5:40 pm
Hey Victor are you planning a rode trip?
Victor | August 1, 2007 at 5:44 pm
I wouldn’t say that. I don’t know what she is even about, just like how funny and nice she is. Want to talk to her for a while. Don’t want to say a road trip right of way. I’ll just talk to her first.
Mdiz | August 1, 2007 at 5:46 pm
Who is this brawd? Hot all the same though…
P911GT10c | August 1, 2007 at 5:46 pm
I’ll take Jessica and her stiff nips over this chick. BOOOORING.
ipanemagirl | August 1, 2007 at 5:47 pm
oh, here you are again vic .. being the nice guy you are. I’m really attracted to you .. sort of. But you don’t notice me:-( so i give it up. *sigh*
ziggurat | August 1, 2007 at 5:49 pm
6. Sportsdvl – August 1, 2007 5:27 PM
Looking good, but not any better than half of the beach chicks roaming southern Cali….
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interesting, cause douche bags use to say here that 95% of “the average US-american woman” look worse than shitney when someone says that shitney is a fat pig.
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IP, you need to go to Hermosa Beach on the 4th of July. They may not look as bad as BS or as good as this chic, but they paid to look . .. interesting . ..
Victor | August 1, 2007 at 5:49 pm
#19, who the hell are you? I don’t recognize your name.
Boba Fett | August 1, 2007 at 5:54 pm
I want to pork her in the doo-doo hole.
ipanemagirl | August 1, 2007 at 5:54 pm
Vic, I’m a new girl, don’t be afraid, no troll. But oh well… you don’t need to care for me. I’m going to continue enjoying your posts all by myself in silence .. like i did before. *sniff*
Bite Me! | August 1, 2007 at 5:56 pm
Damn Victor, first you can’t get the time of day and now you have two of them. She sounds kind of cute
Jaclyn | August 1, 2007 at 5:57 pm
Has Everyone failed to notice the NZ on her left wrist!?! Tattoo?
Victor | August 1, 2007 at 5:59 pm
#24, you think I fall for anybody’s crap in here? I don’t know who are trolls, who are girls posing as guys, or guys posing as girls. Everything is bullshit in these posts. If #23 is a new girl, how can she say I am ignoring her, when I have no idea who she/he is. How can I be ignoring somebody who just writes to me the first time during this post?
Alli | August 1, 2007 at 6:00 pm
Is she wearing a promise ring or something? How eighth grade.
combustion8 | August 1, 2007 at 6:01 pm
She needs to hit the gym badly, bodies looking bleh…and shes still young, she’ll look like total shit by the time shes 35.
adeliza | August 1, 2007 at 6:01 pm
As much as I hate to admit it, I’m jealous.
This is a REAL body, not a plastic one.
Mannnn………………
I’m bummed.
adeliza | August 1, 2007 at 6:02 pm
CHECK OUT PIC #17!!!!
That little dog!!!!!
Jessica | August 1, 2007 at 6:03 pm
Is that Nick Carter from BSB she’s with???
Lola | August 1, 2007 at 6:05 pm
Anything less cookiecutter on here ?
Victor | August 1, 2007 at 6:05 pm
I wish I was that dog. Just imagine, she could pick you up, and place you on her chest. Then just imagine, you could be in the bed room with her every night, and watch her get undressed, watch her take a shower, and then if you are lucky enough, you can watch her masturbate.
pang | August 1, 2007 at 6:05 pm
I appreciate this site and adore the commentary. But seriously, seriously, seriously stop posting boring ass pics of reality tv show stars.
teddy | August 1, 2007 at 6:07 pm
How about some Lauren Conrad bikini pics next… at least shes still on tv.
Bite Me! | August 1, 2007 at 6:08 pm
@26 You can be nice and see what happens. She/he/it does not seem like any of the normal trolls are float in and out of here
ipanemagirl | August 1, 2007 at 6:08 pm
Vic, I posted in the Paris-Nicole thread and in some threads after that but it seems I’ve been always too late and you didn’t read those threads again. So it’s not the first time I’m writing to you, just the first time I caught you now. I know, there’s much bs going on in the interweb and especially on this site but all I can say I’m no troll and I’m a girl but hey .. I understand if you don’t believe me right away.
BTW, i’m #10 , too. ip, ipanema, ipanemagirl, that’s all me.
I’ve been reading the fish for a long time but didn’t bother to post so much but I’ve read your posts and you seem like a nice and sweet guy, a wee bit perv, but that’s totally ok in my book …
Anyway, gotta go to sleep, I’m in europe so I wouldn’t matter to you anyways ;-(
Just sayin:)
Bite Me! | August 1, 2007 at 6:12 pm
See it is a girls and she seems nice. I would talk to her if I were you!!! And the best thing is she is ok with you being a PREV
ipanemagirl | August 1, 2007 at 6:15 pm
hehe, Bite me!, I’m ok with pervs and prevs, I guess ;-)
But I’ll better leave Vic alone, maybe he’ll get too confused —- ?
Victor | August 1, 2007 at 6:16 pm
#38 Bite me……….lmao……….shut up. It’s you trying to fuck with me.
JD | August 1, 2007 at 6:17 pm
$88768326.00 says ipanemagirl is a dude.
Victor | August 1, 2007 at 6:17 pm
I am not confused at all. Just laughing at all the stupid shit going on lately. If you are truly indeed a girl, send me a picture.
Victor | August 1, 2007 at 6:18 pm
#41 JD, we will have to see…………lmfao.
Bite Me! | August 1, 2007 at 6:19 pm
PERVS or PREVS. I actually have to work and most of the time I am doing a couple fo things at the same time. Also, my spelling sucks.
See what you are missing VIctor?
ipanemagirl | August 1, 2007 at 6:19 pm
yeah, a “dude” with a wonderful handful of 75Bs! duh.
Victor | August 1, 2007 at 6:20 pm
#44 Bite Me , why don’t you hit on her then? Why don’t you try and score with her?
ipanemagirl | August 1, 2007 at 6:21 pm
If i get your’s first, Vic? drop me a mail and you’ll get a pic back .. I’m still here.
Bite Me! | August 1, 2007 at 6:22 pm
Vic, she wants you! and as much as you have accused me of being your troll. This is not coming from me!!! I have talked to her in the past on here.
Victor | August 1, 2007 at 6:25 pm
Give me your e-mail address and I will send you an e-mail. Do it fast because I have to leave work in 35 minutes.
ipanemagirl | August 1, 2007 at 6:26 pm
er … I don’t think so Bite me! … O_o
damn, how do I make my email-address appear