Kristin Cavallari in a Bikini

April 26th, 2010 // 132 Comments

Apparently Vegas does hire hot women to host pool parties, because here’s Kristin Cavallari at Liquid over the weekend and I can’t even imagine going to this party then attending Paris’ the very next day. That’s like staring at a beautiful flower only to turn around and get a pine cone shoved up your urethra. Or am I thinking about that hiking trip when I told a hippie chick my sex is like bombing innocent children in a foreign country? Which one had a bear telling me mushrooms make me Jesus?

Photos: WENN, WireImage
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  2. she is really cute ! I love her smile !

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    dontkillthemessenger
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    Hot damn!

  4. Kristin Cavallari Bikini
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    ZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!

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    Cartman
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    Man hand me a tissue.

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    Waldo
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    Wow. Just. Wow.

  7. Kristin Cavallari Bikini
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    NICE

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    MrsWrong
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    “Hahaha, I looked at the sun”

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    MrsWrong
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    “Whaaa…ummmm…Kristie, Krissie? NO no, Kristin….My name is Kristin

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    MrsWrong
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    “Looook, that guy has a camera…Hehehe, camera flash. PRETTY camera!

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    MrsWrong
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    No, Bitch…the pineapple is supposed to be UNDER the sea…try it out, you’re safe…I SWEAR!

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    MrsWrong
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    (My fingers were crossed)

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    MrsWrong
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    Liquid: Liquid does not disperse to fill every space of a container, and maintains a fairly constant density…You’re doing it right
    Aria:The term is now used almost exclusively to describe a self-contained piece for one voice usually with orchestral accompaniment…You’re doing it wrong

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    MrsWrong
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    OK douche bags…just because it shits excrement and some dummy puts it in a bathing suit DOESN’T mean it’s acceptable.

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    MrsWrong
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    SEEEE….noassatall

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    MrsWrong
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    Nice! Give that girl a Member’s Only jacket, hammer pants and a hip pack!

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    MrsWrong
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    Pop Quiz…Is she an actress?

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    MrsWrong
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    As talented as a Kardashian without the sex tape

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    MrsWrong
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    She passed the “Black Microphone Test”

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    MrsWrong
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    She would have removed the tag, but then she wouldn’t know what to do after -wash-

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    anonomoose
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    all 3 holes…

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    richie
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    whatta doll!

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    richie
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    wish they all could be California girls!

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    Bill
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    Seriously. WHO builds a house that size for two people and borrow millions from the bank to do so! Dennis and Nicole King Cavallari!

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