Apparently Vegas does hire hot women to host pool parties, because here’s Kristin Cavallari at Liquid over the weekend and I can’t even imagine going to this party then attending Paris’ the very next day. That’s like staring at a beautiful flower only to turn around and get a pine cone shoved up your urethra. Or am I thinking about that hiking trip when I told a hippie chick my sex is like bombing innocent children in a foreign country? Which one had a bear telling me mushrooms make me Jesus?
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Que | April 26, 2010 at 2:29 pm
Que liuke.
cc | April 26, 2010 at 2:29 pm
First bitches! AND I slept with her.
yawn | April 26, 2010 at 2:32 pm
smokin
Taz | April 26, 2010 at 2:32 pm
Great legs
El Mavo | April 26, 2010 at 2:32 pm
She’s still the hottest piece of ass from that show
Parker | April 26, 2010 at 2:33 pm
I guess Kristin was wearing a butt plug in the pool but I don’t think that’s very sanitary. On the other hand I’d be happy to replace it with my weiner.
Sport | April 26, 2010 at 2:34 pm
pretty girl, no clue what she is famous for.
Captain_Insano | April 26, 2010 at 2:37 pm
Is she on Jersey Shore? No? Then why is the asshole Superficial writer writing about her?
truth | April 26, 2010 at 2:43 pm
finally…a hot chick on the site. very doable
xylus | April 26, 2010 at 2:45 pm
Pine cones in the urethra…. sounds like somebody’s tried the hors d’ouevres at a Tom Cruise soiree…
misterfister | April 26, 2010 at 2:52 pm
She should keep doing coke. It’s good for her body.
Zach | April 26, 2010 at 2:53 pm
OOOOZINATOR!!!
jlylec | April 26, 2010 at 2:54 pm
goddamn she’s hot. sucks about paris getting ugly over the past week or so.
Deacon Jones | April 26, 2010 at 2:56 pm
Very nice, I would def. eat snatch on this one.
Now if only she’d cut out her tongue…and nod obediently whenever a male told her to do something.
Advance Web | April 26, 2010 at 2:58 pm
Wow. She’s really hot! Thanks for sharing the photos.
jlylec | April 26, 2010 at 2:59 pm
i have to rescind my last comment. just looked through all the pics and she’s ‘Eh’ at best. way too big mouthed and toothy and small-titted for my liking. not that great. there are much hotter broads at your average mall. what the fuck is wrong with this country? we’re wasting bits and bandwidth on this shite…
Tom cruise | April 26, 2010 at 3:00 pm
never heard of this bitch before.
she must be famous for sucking famous dicks
nice ass though. needs a boob job. anybody knows Audrina’s doctor’s number?
j. | April 26, 2010 at 3:18 pm
OMG! i cant see anything! how do u get the squirt gun out of the way?!?
SCUM | April 26, 2010 at 3:31 pm
I got a super soaker for her poker.
Truth | April 26, 2010 at 3:34 pm
“she’s the hottest piece of ass on that show”
I propose the phrase piece of ass should be retired and a new phrase for worthless, but doable, girls from reality shows like Kristin should be coined.
She’s the hottest piece of cunt on that show?
pimp | April 26, 2010 at 3:37 pm
let the ass eating begin!
Bob | April 26, 2010 at 3:52 pm
I think some are being a little too picky here. She’s cute. And I’d definitely stretch that heiny.
kingofbeer | April 26, 2010 at 4:17 pm
She can play with my squirt gun any day!
Sardonic | April 26, 2010 at 4:23 pm
Slurp, slurp. Pound, pound.
Tek | April 26, 2010 at 4:29 pm
She’s alright. I wouldn’t kick her out the bed.
The Pig on the Internet | April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm
I LICK AND SCREW HER GIRLIE PARTS UNTIL THEY ARE RAW.
GIRL | April 26, 2010 at 4:31 pm
She’s a hot, natural beauty. Likes to keep her look low-key, I like that. she could be done up a lil more, but eh, she doesn’t need it at all. That way she won’t look like the orange pancake ass, formerly known as Paris, in 8 years.
Best comment | April 26, 2010 at 4:52 pm
LOL @ 10.
gen | April 26, 2010 at 5:04 pm
I’m such a superficial person because all the mildly ugly girls from reality shows really bug the shit out of me, but with her I’m thinking “wow, she’s so pretty, there’s nothing dislikable about her”. Well whatever, I’m at the right place, aren’t I.
Zee Brat | April 26, 2010 at 5:34 pm
I guess if you hung around her all the time you might consider having 10 plastic surgery procedures done at the same time too.
greggo | April 26, 2010 at 5:34 pm
The dark eye make-up is really practical for swimming. One splash and she’s Tammy Faye.
Doodle | April 26, 2010 at 6:03 pm
Haha, you know what’s awesome is I’m pretty sure she hasn’t had any plastic surgery but she’s still way prettier than Heidi montag will ever be. Heidi needs to realize she’s like mr potato head. You can put a new nose, or a new mouth or whatever on him, rearange it, but he’s still gonna be ugly, cuz he’s mr fuckin potato head.
Dn | April 26, 2010 at 6:33 pm
@ 10
LMAO
That’s a sweet piece of tail. I’m in.
being Rough, in a Classless world | April 26, 2010 at 8:39 pm
I don’t understand this chic. Sometimes she looks busted and sometimes she looks HOT…
drewjewaw | April 26, 2010 at 8:44 pm
This is the only good thing that came out of that “hills” show.
Willie Dixon | April 26, 2010 at 9:07 pm
Anybody else notice at these swim appearances they have their own plexi-glassed off little section of the pool and the venue? Understandable, but I keep imagining them spinning on a little platter like that Paris Hilton video.
jason | April 26, 2010 at 9:07 pm
Is she a virgin?
ok--then | April 26, 2010 at 9:20 pm
Hmmmmmmmmmmm, i’ll pass thank you
Sport | April 26, 2010 at 9:51 pm
^^^ Gay ^^^^^
Dank | April 26, 2010 at 10:19 pm
Sweet mother of Jesus this chick is hot. I always thought she was pretty cute but DAMN!
screencaps | April 26, 2010 at 10:38 pm
whoa.. those black bikini bottoms are hot!
LAVIDALOCA | April 26, 2010 at 11:00 pm
SHE DOESNT HAVE AN ASS AND SHE AINT ALL THAT TO ME AUDRINA LOOKS WAY MUCH BETTER THEN HER
fap | April 26, 2010 at 11:36 pm
Waist too long, legs too short.
Redhead | April 26, 2010 at 11:53 pm
#42, I hear you, fella.
Kristin’s tummy isn’t that good looking and she doesnt have nice boobs and… Audrina and LC are much hotter than her (even plastic-Heidi is way better than her lol)
bassackwards | April 26, 2010 at 11:59 pm
Take note Kim LARDASSian, this is what a hot chick looks like. Now go look in the mirror and realize you don’t look anything like this.
herve leger bandage dresses | April 27, 2010 at 12:00 am
so hot ….
memory card | April 27, 2010 at 12:07 am
She look pretty hot in this bikini.She is really good looking lady in recent year her smile is fabulous.
Stephanie | April 27, 2010 at 12:38 am
#34, It’s because of a number of factors: I can tell she has had her hair done professionally and has lots of makeup on here, something that will enhance almost any girl’s appearance a lot. I know this from experience, as I can achieve a similar look when I do too, and sometimes I look like crap when I don’t. But she certainly has a great canvas to work with.
bassackwards | April 27, 2010 at 1:15 am
13. jlylec – April 26, 2010 2:54 PM
“goddamn she’s hot. sucks about paris getting ugly over the past week or so”
As if Parisite was ever hot to begin with
cellphone | April 27, 2010 at 1:41 am
I’d like her natural and non-anorexic looks.