After looking at these pics of Kristin Cavallari in Malibu this week, kudos to the producers of The Hills for finding someone to replace Lauren Conrad whose ass doesn’t literally bore me to tears. Seriously, I look at Kristin’s, and I feel like a kid in a (erotic) candy store. While anytime I look at Lauren’s, I wake up five hours later to an EMT screaming “Live, damn you. LIVE!” before juicing me with a defibrillator pad. It tickles.
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BallsToTheWall | August 7, 2009 at 12:02 am
First, and i’d her asshole.
BallsToTheWall | August 7, 2009 at 12:02 am
First, and i’d hit her asshole.
Dave P | August 7, 2009 at 12:04 am
What does she do?
The Observer | August 7, 2009 at 12:07 am
Am I the only person who has absolutely no idea who 75% of the people in this blog are? I’d like to think that’s a good thing, but then again it could be considered a sign of old age.
The Observer | August 7, 2009 at 12:08 am
Am I the only person who has absolutely no idea who 75% of the people that this blog talks about are? Considering how stupid and worthless most celebrities are, I’d like to think that’s a good thing…but then again it could be considered a sign of old age.
maric38 | August 7, 2009 at 12:14 am
Personally, I think it looks like she doesnt really have a butt. Otherwise she’s pretty though
Over 40 | August 7, 2009 at 12:15 am
This is America, #2.
You don’t have to do anything anymore.
hehe, #2.
The Observer | August 7, 2009 at 12:17 am
Well now I know why people double post!
I stopped it while it was loading by accident, and my post wasn’t there after reload. I refreshed it again after 20 seconds, and 30…still no post. So I rewrote my original post, hit submit, and sure enough…
I demand compensation for this insult!
Nikky Raney | August 7, 2009 at 12:23 am
I love her for admitting that she ACTS on The Hills and that it isn’t real. She’s from Laguna Beach, I loved her on that show… then again I was also 16.
Nikky Raney | August 7, 2009 at 12:25 am
She makes me feel good about having a lil b um
Circus | August 7, 2009 at 12:26 am
When Cindy Crawford, at her age, has a tighter body than you, MTV tart whose sole talent is that she has no talent, then you should really get the fuck off my tv and computer.
asdf | August 7, 2009 at 12:29 am
goddamn.
she’s got no figure.
she’s got no ass.
even my hairy man-ass sticks out more than hers
yuki | August 7, 2009 at 12:35 am
lol. nice mini beer gut ur workin on there.
John Cameron Swayze | August 7, 2009 at 12:45 am
John Cameron Swayze: This is John Cameron Swayze reporting for Timex. Today we have the Timex -’Marlin’ – in front of a loud speaker broadcasting main stream media news…and oh…Kristin – nice cut-offs…let me just hook ‘er up here…don’t want to scratch the strap…etc…
wait a sec…Ok. – Turn it up…Turn it up …to… to Williams….!!!
Later Deleted Sounds : Babang …sprong… what time is it?…Kapow !
John Cameron Swayze : (off camera) Cut. Cut . Cut. Where are they making this crap now – China ?
Knee Ya Ha Ha | August 7, 2009 at 12:52 am
Knee Ya Ha Ha : So. John Cameron Swayze – what point you twing to sway here exactwee ?
Inside job ?
zapbeauty | August 7, 2009 at 1:39 am
What see thinking?
solstique | August 7, 2009 at 1:39 am
What see thinking?
Derek | August 7, 2009 at 1:47 am
Anyone who thinks she’s not smoking hot is either blind or fucking jealous.
Lowstandards | August 7, 2009 at 2:01 am
That is one ugly annoying bitch
asdfjkl | August 7, 2009 at 2:27 am
I would tonguefuck her asshole until it was raw.
fast | August 7, 2009 at 2:28 am
I would like to masturbate frantically over the top her and spray my demon seed all over those perky lady lumps.
I might even sign my name on her beer gut with my ball batter if she’s lucky.
Can’t wait until her sex tape comes out……
fdajfhaeh | August 7, 2009 at 2:33 am
she needs to do some more situps and crunches, she kinda has a gut.
why | August 7, 2009 at 2:34 am
Why is this site constantly posting ‘no name whores’ in bikinis?
Surely you can find some ‘name whores’ posing in bikin’s too……
Quit this shit or i will have to start jacking off with the other hand just for a little excitement.
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likeit | August 7, 2009 at 2:43 am
Pic 16 – looks like someone beat me too it…. surely that wet patch is where her latest conquest pulled out and shot his goo all over her…..
I’d love to drench her sloppy ass with my salty sperm
Got to love dirty sluts like this one.
Ragnarok | August 7, 2009 at 2:50 am
And we care who this girl is why?
… oh right, the tits.
Rontti | August 7, 2009 at 4:24 am
Whoa, that’s one ugly ass.
Billy Boy | August 7, 2009 at 4:37 am
God i love me some Kristin!
uh Uh UH! Yeah ... hand me a kleenex, and clean yourself up. Here's $10, take a taxi home. | August 7, 2009 at 5:55 am
She left her ass in her other bikini.
Narcissist | August 7, 2009 at 6:07 am
Superficial, the Lauren Conrad link goes to pictures of SHORTS. Please find pics of her ass hanging out so I can make a fair and righteous judgment. Please.
@ 4-5 – If they’re on television I generally don’t know and don’t care :P Especially if they’re on MTV.
Ronald McDouchebag | August 7, 2009 at 6:41 am
alot of gay boys and jealous girls here, this bitch is hot…..so quit yer hatin.
saywha? | August 7, 2009 at 7:02 am
I’ll admit she’s hot, but only for a regular chick. For someone who’s on TV, she really has no ass and could do a few sit ups. I’m not hating; I’m just being honest.
ROUGH Daddy | August 7, 2009 at 7:42 am
So theyre 2 different people KC and LC? Id bust a nut on that gut…who am I to turn that down….
Darth | August 7, 2009 at 7:42 am
Great tan!
www.thinspiration.info | August 7, 2009 at 8:36 am
I remember this gal being really mean and stuck up in Laguna Beach.
Doug | August 7, 2009 at 8:59 am
She’s got an ok face…but that stomach really needs some work on it. For someone being on TV and all. For a regular chick you’d see on the beach in Virginia or the Carolina’s…ya she’s hot.
Jim | August 7, 2009 at 9:00 am
No tone, no ass, beginnings of a gut. A vanilla girl who’s starting to melt. The very definition of boring.
Seriously, I look at Kristin’s ass, and I feel like a kid in a meh store.
Deacon Jones | August 7, 2009 at 9:23 am
I thought this chick was young = tight.
My fucking ex has 10 years on her and has a tighter body. Then again, if all I did was walk around SoCal and get filmed, I guess I’d fall to shit to.
attention whores united | August 7, 2009 at 9:24 am
Wow….so another “candid” moment where some no name hollywood whore just so happens to be posing perfectly for paparazzi (who just so happen to be in the area) to take pictures of her in a bikini.
Coincidence is a bitch
jlylec | August 7, 2009 at 9:27 am
ummm…that douche she’s with shaved his stomach so you could see how retarded he is with a tattoo. the fact that she’s with a guy like that makes her fat and dumb.
ha | August 7, 2009 at 9:29 am
She’s much prettier than any other girl that is on one of those reality shows. I think if anyone makes it to the other side without falling into oblivion, it’s her.
spinal | August 7, 2009 at 9:33 am
@ 31 – word to that. Yeah she’s ‘hot’ compared to your average American she-beast trolling through Wal-Mart, but hot enough to get paid millions to appear on TV? Hell no. Her gut sticks out further than her ass does, which is ridiculous on someone that young, and since her personality isn’t interesting, I can only conclude she is simply another LA douchebag getting paid big money to do nothing and be nothing.
So yes, I AM jealous, and not because of her looks. I’m several years older than her and my stomach and ass look much better, and I go to the gym every day and read books and educate myself and do what I can to contribute to the world – and I will never make a fraction of the income at my 60-hour job that this chick gets to wear bikinis and show off her flabby body by the pool all day. Who wouldn’t be jealous?!
Christina | August 7, 2009 at 10:05 am
Smoking hot rofl…Yeah….ok…..personally i think i’m sexier and that’s saying something…she’d look at me with that jelous look all skanky biches have, then flick her hair as a sign of defiance as all skanky bitches do when they’re jelous
Perkin Merkin | August 7, 2009 at 10:12 am
Good boobage. Nice ass. Yep, this will do.
RB | August 7, 2009 at 10:30 am
I’m starting to think there are some seriously lonely men with mother issues who post to this site…now let me go back to drowning kittens in my bathtub.
boo | August 7, 2009 at 10:40 am
nice gut, girl. guess youre human like the rest of us.
asdf | August 7, 2009 at 10:43 am
THERE IS NO ASS
are you guys f.u.c.king BLIND??????
it’s flat and droopy
chonies | August 7, 2009 at 11:00 am
not only is her ass droopy and flabby, her belly button looks like a portal to a deep black hell. Put down the hotdogs girl and do some situps.
shred | August 7, 2009 at 11:15 am
Yet another perfect example that being naturally thin does not mean you don’t have to work out. Get some muscle tone, Kristin!
Tom K | August 7, 2009 at 11:18 am
She’s falling off too!! This girl used to have a smoking body! Why are these bitches letting themselves go? Newsflash your not the average girl on the street your on TV it’s your fucking job to look good all the time, so do so!!!!!!!!!!!
Jenn | August 7, 2009 at 11:23 am
SHE IS SMMMMMMOOOOKING!
@13 – @22… Your both Fukin IDIOTS! she has a great stomach… Hot hot!