Kristin Cavallari has a coke problem

February 18th, 2010 // 53 Comments

Kristin Cavallari apparently spent Super Bowl weekend scouring Miami for coke, according to Us Magazine:

But those close to the hard-partying Cavallari, 23, say that such antics have become more and more typical. “Her issues are becoming apparent to everyone,” an insider reveals. “She’s getting scary-thin and not showering regularly…She’s clearly unhealthy.”
Her Hills friends Brody Jenner, Audrina Patridge, Lo Bosworth and Stephanie Pratt have all expressed serious concerns, but to no avail. “She doesn’t think she has a problem,” a source says.
And Cavallari isn’t just a wild girl on her days off: the erratic, gaunt star has become chronically tardy to Hills tapings — when she shows up at all.
In a sad twist, her struggles may even become fodder on MTV’s hit show. “Her drug problem finally became an unavoidable conversation topic on film,” an insider says. “If MTV uses the footage, it will be clear to everyone.”

Of course the only real way to know Kristin Cavallari has a coke problem is when Lindsay Lohan jumps out of a moving vehicle to knife her in the gut. So until the dominant junkie feels her supply is threatened, it just wouldn’t feel right to pass judgment. Out loud.

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  1. ANdres

    First suckers

  2. Taz

    I’d fuck her smelly ass

  3. sara

    second?

  4. chupacabra

    she’s not THAT thin. just sayin’

  5. chupacabra

    by the way, the superbowl was like two weeks ago. OLD NEWS and probably not even news.

  6. gineeee

    i love coke

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  8. i am

    “Of course the only real way to know Kristin Cavallari has a coke problem is when Lindsay Lohan jumps out of a moving vehicle to knife her in the gut.” HAHAHA. I can just picture that.

    And lucky 7.

  9. Nome King

    I have no idea who this is.

  10. who cares

    “not showering regularly”? OK, that’s gross. How would one know this? If by the fact she walks by and one is automatically reminded of tuna, yep, that’s bad. Get this girl an intervention! That would be an awesome Hills, I’d watch it fo sho.

  11. zooey

    geeez, i thought one of the obvious perks of celebrity was being able to score an 8-ball over superbowl weekend in peace!

    not all it’s cracked up to be….clearly!!

    :)

  12. chris

    looks edible to me

  13. zooey

    geeez, i thought one of the obvious perks of celebrity was being able to score an 8-ball over superbowl weekend in peace!

    not all it’s cracked up to be….clearly!!

    :)

  14. misterfister

    She looks like she just won a cock chugging contest

  15. zooey

    lol @ 10….

    “Tuna Hills”

    omg, lol@me.

  16. zooey

    lol @ 10….

    “Tuna Hills”

    omg, lol@me.

  17. zooey

    lol @ 10….

    “Tuna Hills”

    omg, lol@me.

  18. Sardonic

    Another smelly blonde OC coke whore. How perfectly unoriginal. Yawn.

  19. zooey

    sorry for the repeat posts…. i’m lagging. :)

    btw, coke over superbowl weekend does not mean you need rehab…. just saying.

  20. zooey

    sorry for the repeat posts…. i’m lagging. :)

    btw, coke over superbowl weekend does not mean you need rehab…. just saying.

  21. McFeely Smackup

    Am I the only person who has no fucking idea who this is, or why I should care if she’s a cokehead?

    Seriously, how do you guys keep up on these Trash of the Week whores?

  22. McFeely Smackup

    Am I the only person who has no fucking idea who this is, or why I should care if she’s a cokehead?

    Seriously, how do you guys keep up on these Trash of the Week whores?

  23. Disco Dave

    Talent problem is more glaring….

  24. Krys

    She doesn’t have that “cokey look” to me, but that can take some time to develop. And a rich cokehead having to “scour Miami” for coke? Seriously?
    That’s hilarious.

  25. Josephine

    Ive actually done drugs with her

  26. jlylec

    sweet…that means she’s like 3mos away from being naked on here. at least showing a little titty (no pun intended).

    coke’s the shit.

  27. CG

    Sweet-
    Have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up

  28. zooey

    @ 21 … she was one of the original characters on an old MTV reality show called “laguna beach.” this show launched lauren conrad and “the hills” is the sequel… so to speak. kristin was a year younger than lauren (LC) and they had an ongoing feud during high school over a boy, stephen colletti.

    whew, i know wayyyyy too much about this. lol

    ps: i hope that wasn’t a rhetorical comment. oh well. :)~

  29. joe littlecock

    I have a coke problem too… every time i do it my cock shrinks up like a vienna sausage…..

  30. joe littlecock

    I have a coke problem too… every time i do it my cock shrinks up like a vienna sausage…..

  31. yoyoyo

    I’d give her an 8-ball if she gives my a good blowjob

  32. Anonymous

    All the chicks on that show are cokewhores. She’s just the only one not showering.

  33. zsa

    She actually looks pretty healthy aka like every other starlet out there. Certainly better/no worse than the others.

    zsa

  34. Perfect Double Tapered

    The Columbians should have never killed Tony Montana. I can score better coke in Salt Lake City now.

  35. i love kristin because it’s authentic and working, many envy her but they will not destroy …

  36. Gorilla Jim

    REMIND ME WHY IS THIS BITCH FAMOUS? That’s right, she was born with a silver spoon the moment she exited her mother’s vagina, and then played herself (which is an annoying spoiled brat) on a reality series about herself and her moronic bitch friends – a “reality show” that was scripted by MTV screenwriters.

    I hope MTV kicks her skinny ass out of that “show”, she goes bankrupt, and has to turn to whoring to support her crack habit. Wouldn’t be the first time, look at Yasmine Bleech.

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  38. Hi,
    the superbowl was like two weeks ago.

  39. I don’t know – she didn’t look look “scary thin” or like she hadn’t showered in any recent pics I’ve seen of her. She looked gorgeous, as usual. Wouldn’t be surprised at all if she dabbled, but don’t know about her being a raging addict.

  40. captain america

    alot of american politicians too.

  41. betty

    Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at- Agemingle @ co–m a nice and free site for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to- interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.

  42. Rough break his silence: part deux

    People put way too much emphasis on showers…I mean really!! When are we going to celebrate our natural fragrance…

  43. Tuppy

    Another Hollywood coke-whore, self-destruction, blah blah blah.

    When people adopt a value system that worships this kind of thing, it is inevitable. Entertainers are usually very, very weird people to start with, and most of them just jump right on the train to crazy-land at the first sign of financial success. What they and their masters value isn’t compatible with a stable, happy life. Instead, you get desparate sexual deviants wallowing in Bolivian marching powder, scientology and sadness…

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  46. Raoul Duke

    dude fuck coke, that shit is worthless.. but i’ll take 20 bucks worth of LSD anyday

    coke is a pussy drug

  47. Talent problem is more glaring….

  48. whoprey

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