Kristin Cavallari also does the bikini thing

I would knock the dust off that pussy………

Absolutely #1,…by the way…who the hell are these people?

Now thats a hottie in a bathing suit, Lohan pay attention………..

Thanks SF!! My clit has now come out of hiding after looking at Lohan.

That older chick looks like Linda Thompson- Elvis’ old flame. Or my eyes could be failing badly.

Now I’m sorry but you cannot compare this chic with LOHO, she is hot!

Hell, even her mom makes Lohan look like shit

Nothings absolute Camusa…..

Who’s the dude in the backround with the afro and why the fuck isn’t he turned around and checking out the hot piece of ass behind him?

Could be Richard Simmons with high heels on, who knows…….

In the 6th picture–the one where she’s kissing Jean Kasem–check out the plummer butt on the chick with the beer bottle. She’s about to be charged with distributing crack!

Naaaaaaaaah… this is just another mass produced assless blonde… good for frat party fucking and that’s about it. You can actually paint a perfectly straight line from the bottom of her ass to the top of her shoulders, almost as if she’d be ironed… sad.

Goodness, Stallion. You really like this story. Okay, so what would you want more….Italy to beat the piss out of France on Sunday OR 10 minutes with Kristin C?

So fresh and so clean…
I’d love to make a map of Hawaii on that chest.

I believe that is Brody Jenner’s mom with her on the beach… the one that is divorcing David Foster…Also was a former Elvis love interest…

There is way too much testosterone in the creation of this site…when are we going to see some guy shots already, I know it’s summer but these posts are getting predictable *snore*

Uh, yeah, nice CHEST ACNE. Jessica Simpson wannabe.
P.S. Isn’t she 19 and enjoying a beer on the beach. Good thing she brought her guardian to get hammered with.

Also, nice saggy crotch on the fossil dressed like her step-daughter.
(See, I actually watched Laguna Beach. Her mom lived in Colorado and she moved to Laguna to live with her dad b/c she “got in trouble.” So cliche, Michelle Williams in Dawson’s Creek.)

Who the hell is Kristin Cavallari? And if she wants to make out with her mom later in the hotel room, well, then, that’s fine with me. I’ll bring the video equipment and my penis.

#10 – When you say Richard Simmons, the high heels are just impied.

…U know what those two remind me of? elephants. not that their fat or big, but just the way they both look next to eachother.

I mean, its like the young ones so tan’n'plump, all ready to eat (wipes away drool) and the old ones mature and just a little bit wrinkly, just the right age to shoot her n take her tusks.

But seriously, think about it…they’r just like elephants…

*looks around for shotgun and safari hat*

This influx of bikini pictures has caused me to lose my lunch. On purpose. Damn the man and his disorder-causing media!

@13 I know, I didn’t mean to pull a Janes Eyre on this caption but whatever.

I would love to see Italia beat the living piss out of those fucking Frenchies and it will happen, mark my word. I was only 5 the last time they won it all, so it would be a great thrill to watch. So I guess Italia beating the rude stinks would be my pick not to mention I wouldn’t need ten minutes with this trick, more like 1 minute and then it’s round two………

Oh yea, and one more thing, go fuck yourself……..

This chick might only think she’s famous, but she looks about 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times better than that skany fucking Lohan. Not to mention Paris or any of the other skeezy bitches that hang out at the SF.

who is that chick? i think i peed on her at a frat party once…

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Masturbation is a sin in that you don’t “need God” at the moment of your ecstacy; you become God.
By looking at Kristin’s pictures I think I am turning into deity!!!

#24 – “Skeezy bitches that hang out at the SF” – IFuckingLikeYou, you’re funny.

On the 2nd pic: Is that an amazing cameltoe or a shriveled dick?

You know what i like about this broad, REAL TITS. Now thats not something you find just anywhere.

She’s an HB.

#27 – thanks, I likee you a loooot.

#29 – when did they get computers in the insane asylum – if you think those tits are real you must be fucking crazy.

the pimples are gross…..and the old lesbian needs to stop hanging around kids.

HAHAHAHAH!! “Now HER I’d fuck!” Peer pressure anyone? Talk about sheep!! Your cocks and pussies are hardwired to your need to be accepted BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh my god -ah man – what simps! GOOD TIMES!!!!!

Personally, my pussy is hardwired into a complex database which powers the hard drive of a super computer which was designed by Stephen Hawking. Not that you would know anything about that.

@23: I fall on my back everytime I read your posts. Well, sometimes, I fall on my knees too.

@34: Can I have access to your database for analysis?

#34 the database is in a “semenary” not “seminary”

#33 – you can go spend your time playing connect-the-dots on Hohan’s body, that should keep you occupied for about the next 30 or 40 years.
Meanwhile, back in the land of non-fucktards, I’d rather jack off to these pictures than even think about my cock getting within 500 miles of Hohan’s flea & crab-infested fire-crotch.

And in case anyone is confused, a “semenary” is a place where everyone jerks off

#15- Linda Thompson is Brody Jenner’s mom, I forgot she married Bruce- so we’re both old I mean right

Something about Kristin Cavallari just screams “I need 12 inches of black manaconda all up in my guts right now!”
Or maybe that’s just me. And maybe that’s why my co-workers are giving me weird looks.

@ 20 LOL!!!!!
im sorry but i never thought this broad was hot. i was always lustin after the taylor girl, my girlfriend was so into that silly ass rich kid show and i always thought kristen was an STD factory, as well as pretty fug. you could land a plane on her teeth. i wonder how many z-listers have spunked on them.

Boobies are nice. What makes boobies even better is a nice pile of them. Smeared with jam. MMMMmmmmm jam.

Oh, please. She’s not pretty, she’s just a skinny blond that has no talent except for getting f*cked. I mean, that’s fine, but she’s not THAT hot. She looks like any other wannabe, except maybe a lot less pretty. Meh.

@43: Hey dipshit: I replied to you on the Kathy Griffin thread.

You’re an idgit who craves butthole play.

#23

The sad thing is, we won’t even get to see an exciting finish to Italy’s run because the French have already forfeited the game.

“You’re an idgit who likes butthole play”. What are you a 13 yr old white boy who wants to be a gangsta. Call your pimp, he can help you out with that.

@43
HELL YEA!!!!

She ain’t ugly, but she ain’t that pretty either. I guess that makes her the average abercrombie-wearing-fake-blonde skank.

And there’s a whole school filled with girls like her. It’s called UC Santa Barbara. It is also rumored to have the highest STD frequency.

@46 Right on RichPort, fucking classic……

A bunch of fucking Pepe’ le Pews will show up and will kill each and everyone of those fucking rapist skunks…………

but damn, her teeth look like they glow in the dark.