Kristen Bell wears a bikini

September 27th, 2007 // 79 Comments

I’m not exactly sure who Kristen Bell is or what she’s done, but here she is wearing a bikini on the set of Heroes. Apparently her character has the ability to put on silly hats and pretend her hand is a gun. That’s a pretty neat power I guess. In a tough situation she could make a bank robber, I dunno, laugh to death.


  1. jerri


  2. Riotboy


  3. pointandlaugh

    who is this broad? why are we paying attention?

  4. Binky

    I like when the guy with the wire shows up – first last row.
    ‘Hun – change of plan. No bikini.
    You’ll be playing a slightly off-color Barney impersonator”

  5. judy greer

    What a pretty young lady…

    …just the kind of target you losers like to rip into to make their sorry selves feel better.

  6. Oh god….what Hero character is she going to be? I hate her already.

  7. DickMatters2EveryoneButJudyGreer

    Judy, Yes she sure does look good. That is because she is thinking how much Dick Matters in her life. I know you have no time for Dick Matters so perhaps you could run out and get me a soda like the good little secretary you are. I’m sorry your not a secretary are you> I meant to say administrative assistant.

  8. David

    Kristen Bell played the title character on Veronica Mars, which was one of the best television series ever. She’s also incredibly cute.

  9. Hasn’t that crappy show been cancelled?

  10. anna


  11. UCrawford

    I think she plays the snotty head cheerleader on “Heroes” this season. Guess she decided to build on her repertoire of high school characters.

  12. She has the kind of legs that are made for wrapping around things.

  13. David

    “Hasn’t that crappy show been cancelled?”

    Hence “played”. but the show wasn’t crappy. Just badly promoted by the network and tampered with too much in it’s 3rd season.

    and no, she doesn’t play a cheerleader on Heroes. Her character won’t show up for a while.

  14. I want to pork her in her doo-doo chute.

  15. Jamie

    She’s average looking in the face, nothing special…and her stomach hangs over.

  16. #1

    Not sure who she is? My lord, she’s only one of the hottest women in the world.

  17. MikeyB


    aw nubs.

  18. You’re right – never heard of her. So…in other news
    ‘Notes from a Gulag Dinner.
    -So I’m at, like Mom’s and she has this show on ‘Dancing with Moons’ or something. (Irina’s safe) Couldn’t escape.
    -Don’t think I’d seen it before, but noticed they’d brought in one of the ‘Backdoor Boys’ as a host. ( Like it wasn’t gay enough already?)
    -So,they have this tap dancer on. All I can figure is:Tap Dance ?’What’s the point?’ Unless you’re standing in line or something – and looking for something to do. And, if you’re, like, in a lineup (que for the Brits) on an icy sidewalk,or something. Like -Good luck to you. Another hobby maybe…
    - then they vote out Josie Marin?! Personally I would have said Sayonara to the billionaire from Cuba. Like WTF !? And didn’t she go out with that street magician guy ? You know…David …ummm Kreskin ? You’d think Kreskin would have told her she’d be voted out. (telepathists still pull chicks I guess)
    Love’s a bitch.
    (Oh – I’m not the only one banned from ‘commie’ sites) ( And they call that left wing ?)

  19. justme

    i believe her character has some sort of lightening power that shoots from her fingers…hence the fake gun. at least it’s not as bad as that show evie, who froze time by putting her two fingers together.

  20. Kristin Bell is the most adorable creature on earth. I’m Natalie Portman’s HUGEST fan, and one year Kristin beat her out for sexiest vegetarian, and I was okay with that.

  21. MrSemprini

    She also, apparently, has the power to make her hat appear and disappear. You don’t suppose she could do that with her bikini? Ha, dare ya!

  22. Why do you continue to post stuff about people that you (and we) haven’t heard of?

  23. justtheobvious

    She’s hot as crap. Veronica Mars was a good show. She needs to get more work, and smaller bikinis

  24. Andie

    Who cares?
    No one cares about her!!!

  25. wedgeone

    Awfully young to have such a fat stomach.

  26. Victor Ward

    The comments on this board are ridiculous. I’m pretty sure that most of the people that write comments on this board are definitely overweight, have disgusting skin and incredibly uneducated. Yeah – I’m pointing at you wedgeone.

  27. bye bye Judy!

    Judy, you aren’t going to change anyone here. Time for you to go to some nice, religious, fat-soccer-mom-with-a-bad-haircut site where they post nothing but wholesome pictures of happy, happy butterflies, teddy bears and rainbows (but not the gay kind of rainbows because that would be too awful for you).

  28. sugartits

    wow that is a big gut. and she’s a nerd chick. heroes is a perfect home for her. nerds rejoice.

  29. she was pretending to be cute.yikes.and hey i spot bruise on her thigh.

  30. check it out

    “You know what they’re going to do when we get home?” asked
    Julie, biting delicately into a scallop, her teeth small and
    white and blunt. On the other side of the booth, Jake and
    Tanya were staring into each other’s eyes again, and the angle
    of Tanya’s arm, as well as the expression on Jake’s face,
    suggested that her hand was in his lap. Of all Jake’s
    lovers, male and female, Tanya seems to turn him on the most.

    “They’re going to sit on the couch, and kiss. And touch each
    other. And she’ll take him inside her, and they’ll make love.”
    Julie gently stroked one hand along the leg of my pants, over
    the top of my thigh. “And we can sit there and watch, and
    you can kiss me, and undo my buttons, and then you can make me
    come. Would you like that?” I put down my fork and drew her
    to me and kissed her, and her mouth was warm and sweet. Her
    small perfect breasts pressed against me through the white
    cotton blouse, and when I stroked her thighs, she parted them
    slightly and purred into my mouth. Her skin under the short
    blue skirt was smooth and firm and female. I touched the
    thin fabric of her panty, tight and moist at her crotch.

    “Wait,” she whispered, and ran her tongue over my lips.

    We told the waiter we’d skip dessert.

    “Is that true?” Tanya asked Jake as he drove us home. “Are
    you going to take me home and fuck me now?” He took one hand
    from the wheel and put his arm around her, pulling her to him
    and kissing her long enough that I started to worry about the
    course of the car.

    “Hey,” I commented from the back seat, “I hate to nag, but
    there’s a curve coming up.” He laughed. “Do you trust me,
    man?” “I trust you, Jake.” He got us home alive.

    Tanya’s body is young and lush and athletic. Jake’s fingers
    pressed into the full round curves of her breasts as he pushed
    her back on the couch and kissed her neck. Julie and I relaxed
    on the cushions; her skirt rode up her thighs. As Jake slipped
    Tanya’s sweater off over her head, I put my arm around Julie and
    slowly unbuttoned her blouse. She closed her eyes and pursed
    her lips and smiled.

    Tanya naked. Her legs strong and tan, her back long and
    muscular, her ass tight and lush. At her cunt, thick
    tightly-curled hair moist and glistening. Her breasts bobbed
    and quivered as Jake held her and squeezed her and spread her
    legs apart. She undid his pants, and his cock pushed proudly
    into the air. Jake is BIG. Tanya’s hands caressed his staff,
    and he kneaded her hips and her ass. I took Julie’s breasts
    gently in my hands and ran my tongue over her nipples. She
    helped me off with my pants.

    Tanya knelt on the couch, straddling Jake and running her hands
    over his body. She slowly lowered herself toward his cock,
    her arms around his neck; they kissed hotly and hungrily. From
    behind, we watched Tanya’s ass slowly drop down into Jake’s
    lap, to the tip of his engorged manhood. I pushed Julie’s skirt
    up around her hips, and slid her panties off down her lovely
    long legs. “Oh,” she breathed as I gently stroked her thighs
    and opened the moist softness of her labia, “oh, I like this.
    I really like this.”

    Jake’s cock slowly penetrated Tanya, and he kissed her neck
    and her breasts, raising his hips to push himself deeper into
    her. She moaned and threw back her head, her long blonde hair
    trailing down her naked back. Full of his cock, she rose and
    fell gently, working him deep into her body. Jake’s breathing
    became faster and rougher, and his hands roamed over her hips
    and waist. I spread Julie’s legs far apart, twined my arms
    around the sweet loaves of her thighs, and buried my face in her
    pussy. My tongue moved lightly over her clit, my lips caressed
    her labia, and she moaned, and her hands stroked my head.

    As Tanya and Jake fucked more intensely on the couch, I rolled
    over on my back, and drew Julie on top of me. My tongue moved
    hungrily over her cunt, her knees by my shoulders, her blue
    skirt a dark tent over my face. Tanya and Jake came noisily
    together on the couch as I slid a finger along Julie’s thigh
    and into the opening of her vagina. She sighed, and rocked
    gently against my mouth and hands. Her pubic hair tickled
    my face, and the hot softness of her skin surrounded me.

    Julie’s clitoris pulsed against my tongue, and the walls of
    her cunt began to grip me in slow gentle waves. She gasped
    and sighed. My cock waved in the air, and then a hand softly
    touched it, and hot lips slid down around it. I gasped,
    picturing Tanya’s shiny red mouth engulfing me, and I
    thrust my tongue deep into Julie’s wet vagina. The lips on
    my cock, strong and knowing and intense, brought me quickly
    to the edge of orgasm, and as Julie screamed and squeezed my
    head with her thighs, and her cunt spasmed and sucked at me,
    I felt hot needles of pleasure begin to course through my
    body. My hips bucked, thrusting deeper into that hot wet
    mouth, and the cum gathered at the base of my throbbing staff.

    Julie toppled off of me onto the pillows, and as I began to
    come myself I looked down, to admire Tanya’s lips as they moved
    over my cock. But it wasn’t Tanya.

    It was Jake.

    Shock and a kind of horror battled briefly with pleasure in my
    mind, but it was no contest. Pleasure won, and as Jake’s tongue
    pressed expertly against my glans and his lips caressed me, I
    came suddenly and intensely in his mouth, my back arched, my
    head back, my mind blanked out, full of the scent of Julie’s
    pussy and the feel of Jake’s lips. He swallowed and sucked at
    me, and I came again and again, until I was flaccid and limp.

    I took a deep shuddering breath and raised myself up on my
    elbows. “What the HELL!!?!” I shouted. I knew Jake was bi,
    and he knew I was curious, but SHIT! I’d never. NEVER!
    “You fucking — ! You — ! What the HELL!!!!”

    Tanya lay on the couch, one long leg up on the back, naked and
    sated and decadent, watching us. Julie looked at me, her pink
    mouth carefully not grinning. Jake’s eyes were deep and
    complicated; smug, challenging, mocking, but also some kind
    of open, vulnerable. It was very quiet. I clenched my fist.
    I mean, what the HELL?

    “You know something!?” I growled at him. He just raised his
    eyebrows. “Hmm?”

    This is a guy I’d shared women with, been trashed at handball
    by, risked my life by letting him drive. And here he was with
    my cum on his lips.

    “You give damn’ good head,” I said; and I grabbed him by the
    shoulders and kissed him quickly on the mouth. It was
    scratchy and a little nauseating, but hey! The look on
    his face was worth it.

  31. VCHAGZ

    30 – what the fuck is that about???

    FIRST, bitches!

  32. KC

    You don’t know who Kristin Bell is? You’re a loser, Fish. A fucking loser.

    Now go make a joke about someone being “classy” and reference the Monopoly man. Then make a joke about your abs or penis. Don’t forget to ignore all of the lame “frist” posts instead of deleting them like you should.

  33. samechick

    loved loved loved veronica mars, she’ll be great in heroes. so damn sassy.

  34. Now that’s a bell I’d like to gong! Bada bump!

  35. oy vey!

    check it out is my hero.

  36. millie

    @30 i didn’t come here for porno but hey… i’m not one to look a gift horse in the mouth…

  37. adema

    Hello! That’s Kristen Bell…

  38. upchuck

    I’ve read the scripts for the Kristen Bell Heroes episodes. Her character’s power is the ability to induce disabling, painful, constant erections in any straight man who gets within 1000 feet of her. I think this is a real power of hers, because I’m looking at those photos, and I’m starting to chubb up.

  39. Spud-u-like

    Kristen Bell is the hottest thing ever.

    Anyone who says otherwise is just a huge homo.

  40. Huh, drinking a margarita in the sun. Someone will get blown this evening…

  41. Steve

    She should cut down on the drinking to get rid of that gut.

    And anyone who says “anyone who says otherwise” is a huge homo.

  42. Spud-u-like


    You should cut down on being a complete failure at life

  43. dsa

    Veronica Mars was an ok show but still her face makes me sick

  44. WordLimits

    Thanks to #30 I hope the Fish will institute a word limit on comments. This is not a literary porn site. All that verbal crap could have been summarized by saying you know they are gonna have sex when they get home. I didn’t come hear to read a detailed blow by blow ofhow Harry Potter loses his virginity.

  45. Spud-u-like


    The only reason her face makes you sick is because she doesn’t have a beard like the “women” you usually jerk off to do.

  46. and the Oscar goes to...

    “Spud-u-like” for Worst Comebacks Ever. It’s his second award, the first was for Lamest Name. Congrats, ya retarded tuber.

  47. Spud-u-like

    It’s more than you’ll ever win in your entire miserable existence.

  48. Texas Tranny

    This is pretty boring…………….Wake-up people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  49. Oops, i crapped my pants!

    If she’s not in porn, who gives a fuck.

  50. Jack Moonshine

    50th !!!!!
    Is it just me, or is the high heels / bikini thing kind of stupid?

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