Kristin Cavallari Should Never Do This Again

For a while there, I was actually beginning to classify Kristin Cavallari as one of the hotter chicks out there, D-level celebrity aside. And then she wore this to the premiere of Salt last night which is not so much arousing as it’s suddenly making me hungry for IHOP. Or really flat, drooping biscuits. With nipples.

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