Kristin Cavallari Seems Really Important All of a Sudden

Realizing taking photos of a Lindsay Lohan movie that mysteriously nobody is talking about making anymore is astronomically dumb, photographer Tyler Shields has wisely moved on to taking sexually provocative photos of Kristin Cavallari. A woman whose breasts I once insulted but only because my penis deep, intellectual brain part underestimated how relevant she is. So very, very relevant. (How do we get her on our money?)

Photos: Tyler Shields